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I am the best mum ever...

(28 Posts)
PolterGoose Tue 28-Jan-14 17:39:41

... according to ds

Of course, I said I'm not at all, but I'm all he's got and I think I'm good enough.

His reply:

"Only the true best mum ever would deny her own divinity" *

grin

* he's been watching Life of Brian

lougle Tue 28-Jan-14 17:41:58

He's so lovely! can I steal him?

PolterGoose Tue 28-Jan-14 17:43:07

We could swap grin

AtYourCervix Tue 28-Jan-14 17:45:14

Aaaaw. How lovely. Well done!0

lougle Tue 28-Jan-14 17:45:17

Child-share scheme? David Cameron's Big Society in action wink grin

autumnsmum Tue 28-Jan-14 17:55:17

He sounds adorable

NewBlueCoat Tue 28-Jan-14 18:24:39

oh wow, he sounds fab

<would very happily swap for a smaller boy - he's no trouble at all grin
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Ineedmorepatience Tue 28-Jan-14 18:28:25

Bless him polter what a lovely thing for him to say grin

PolterGoose Tue 28-Jan-14 18:33:53

Thanks all, most of the time it's angst, insults and aggression, so these little glimmers make such a difference smile

Handywoman Tue 28-Jan-14 19:03:13

Hahahahaha @ NewBlueCoat!!

Polter your boy is delightful!

lougle Tue 28-Jan-14 19:31:37

I had a sincere and heartfelt moment earlier:

Me: 'DD2, I love you.'
DD2: 'What?'
Me: 'DD2, I really love you.'
DD2: 'Me too. Mum?'
Me: <glistening eyes with love and adoration> 'Yes, darling?'
DD2: 'I am actually hungry, by the way.'

It got me right >.< there hmm

hazeyjane Tue 28-Jan-14 19:37:52

He sounds fab Polter.

Would be great to have a dc library.

Love your dd2 too, Lougle.

On loan today I have dd2, who said to me earlier on being served a burger with the cheese melting on top

"yuk, melty cheese is my worst nightmare...actually my worst nightmare was being stuck in the gloop machine and coming out all pink and brown"

Sunnymeg Tue 28-Jan-14 19:41:12

Brilliantsmile

lougle Tue 28-Jan-14 19:42:50

Hahaha grin

lougle Tue 28-Jan-14 19:48:05

Actually, DD2 has been on a roll today.

"Mum, when it's egg week I get really confused and think it's cheese, because of the middle." Turns out that yellow=cheese, red=her/my/DH heart, blue=smurfs.

On production of a stir fry, freshly made by me:
"Mum, I did prefer the one you made last week. With the different bit in it." (broccoli, as opposed to tonight's mangetout.)

DH: 'DD2, what did you think of the prunes in your lunch box this week?'
DD2: 'Huh???'
DH: 'The prunes, DD2.'
DD2: 'What are they?'
DH: 'The big black things in your lunch box.'
DD2: 'Oh, the really big raisins??'
DH: 'Sort of...'
DD2: <covers face and rubs eyes> 'Oh...ohhhh.....I really don't want to say this.....'
Me: 'It's Ok, DD2, what do you need to say? Have you been throwing them away?'
DD2: 'No. But I have been putting them in my empty sandwich bag and then I throw that away....'
DD2: <mutters> 'I don't think I'm keen on prunes.'

PolterGoose Tue 28-Jan-14 19:53:35

grin

Ds also says "I am actually... " too hmm

They are brilliant, our children, in so many ways smile

Handywoman Tue 28-Jan-14 19:54:03

dd2 heard someone talking on the TV about 'the last leg'

'What, has somebody's leg already fallen off?'

cardboardcactus Tue 28-Jan-14 20:16:15

In a moment of lovingness DS told me that he loves me and his favourite soft toy equally! Phew, am relieved I'm up there!

PolterGoose Tue 28-Jan-14 20:17:30

cardboard grin

Ds frequently tells me "PolterCat would make a better mother than you" shock

cardboardcactus Tue 28-Jan-14 20:17:43

Your boy sounds fab Polter smile

bluebirdonmyshoulder Tue 28-Jan-14 21:18:13

Polter is not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl. Now piss orf!!!!

Only joking, Polter may well be the true divine best mum ever!

bluebirdonmyshoulder Tue 28-Jan-14 21:18:58

That was a Life of Brian quote by the way, in case anyone thinks I've lost the plot.

bialystockandbloom Tue 28-Jan-14 21:23:11

Awwww I do love your ds!

Does this mean you're now at 100% grin

bialystockandbloom Tue 28-Jan-14 21:24:27

ps That was you wasn't it? blush

PolterGoose Tue 28-Jan-14 21:25:57

I'm still at 99.99%, only PolterCat gets 100% grin

bluebird ds did the sketch for me, echolalia has it's advantages

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