I Was in the chippy in the middle of ordering our Takeaway. Heard DS shout, "hello Dad," really loudly.I turned round, as did the others in the shop, to see a Stan Ogden type of guy had entered the shop. I was mortified. DS calls his real dad,daddy and all other men brother or dad.
dp had to go for a scan it was all a rush so didn't get time to explain what a scan was to dd, and didn't want to tell her much as dp had cancer and we needed to find out how bad it was before explaining it to dd. we arrived at the hospital to be welcomed by a nice lady doctor, she was asking dp questions, then asked dp do you have any questions? before he could answer dd said I need to know what a scan is and will it hurt etc, doctor replied a scan is a machine so we can look at the body in detail and it doesn't hurt. dd said does that mean you can measure his willy? and what happens if they get a stiffy can you see that as well? that's very rude if you can. I just wanted to hide the doctor ran out the room to laugh.
Haha - that's hilarious! I've grabbed my small ASD boy, in mid-meltdown to put him into the shopping trolley, only to find it was someone elses trolley - luckily like you, they saw the funny side and asked how much?
I'll start off. Visiting a castle last week, ds not happy to be there or anywhere that isn't in front of the tv and keeps wandering off. I'm hanging on to his arm and stop to read some interesting information about the ruins on a large board. He tries to get away, I grab hold of his arm absent-mindedly and carry on reading. After a while a strange voice behind me says loudly "excuse me but are we going somewhere?". I look round to see I'm hanging on to a complete stranger and ds is nowhere in sight! I did briefly consider leaping over the wall into the moat but the man said it was ok as I had nice warm hands which made it even worse .