Had to delurk to laugh in company....they have a special voice too. Can't really describe it, but it has a quality. I know this is true because my DS generally kicks off at this kind of voice. Maybe his special ASD talent is sensing carrots?
Throw some provision in the air stick a carrot up your arse have a cup of tea be complicit in a farce form a lynch party and smile through your gritted teeth get the social in and pretend you're not a thief
I came on here to rant about something else and you have cheered me up!
I can't better Star's or Claw's but here's my attempt:
Throw the provision in the air But tell the parents that you care Make them fight for help And moan about their tone Complain they're stressing you out And must leave you alone So drink your tea with a carrot up your arse Because as we all know it's all a bleeding farce..