Here some suggested organisations that offer expert advice on SN.

Sigh.

(38 Posts)
CouthyMowWearingOrange Thu 11-Oct-12 23:35:15

I have DD who has multiple diagnoses. I have DS2 who has multiple diagnoses.

And now, after a first Paed appointment with 20mo DS3, the Paed has told me that he is hyperactive, probably ADHD, his speech is behind, his ability to follow instructions is behind, he has hypermobile joints.

Waaaah. 3/4 DC's with issues. Me with 3 different disabilities.

I am a Lone Parent. Have been for 16 months.

I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired.

That is all.

Unless anyone wishes to give me sympathy strokes. <<Needy tonight>>

CouthyMowWearingOrange Fri 12-Oct-12 21:43:40

And you can come and squeeze my tits if you want, it's been a while!! gringrin

EllenJaneisstillnotmyname Fri 12-Oct-12 21:48:04

You're welcome. Honk, squeeze!

Holland Schmolland is a bit, er, different from Welcome to Holland. I think you'll like it! grin

EllenJaneisstillnotmyname Fri 12-Oct-12 21:50:22

Welcome to Beirut is even better.

CouthyMowWearingOrange Fri 12-Oct-12 22:03:02

grin Schmolland is more like it.

Was wary of clicking on the link for fear Holland might have made me throw the iPhone out of the window!

mariamma Fri 12-Oct-12 23:07:48

Ah, CouthyMow, no danger of being sent to Amsterdam on this board. plus I've always been much, much better at satire than schmaltz....

ouryve Fri 12-Oct-12 23:12:53

Only just seen this thread.

I have chocolate alpro and vanilla brandy. Want some?

SallyBear Fri 12-Oct-12 23:18:17

DS3's HT earnestly told me about a mum at her previous school who had wanted to enlighten parents and staff about her dc SN and "had written a beautiful poem about wanting to go to Italy and ending up in Belgium or somewhere". "That must have been very inspiring. She wrote it herself? How talented" I said. DH's shoulders were shaking with silent laughter. grin

EllenJaneisstillnotmyname Sat 13-Oct-12 00:03:04

Belgium, eh? How original. wink

ouryve Sat 13-Oct-12 00:20:26

Gawd I'd be really bloody pissed off if it turned out to be Belgium!

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 13-Oct-12 00:47:41

I will pass on both - DS3's current total list of allergies is : CMP, Soy, Nuts and Barry M eyeshadow powder.

I discovered the last one today when I kissed him, left a bit in his forehead, wiped it off to an angry red weal on his head. God knows which of the above it has in it. Probably nuts, as he doesn't go into anaphylaxis with those. CMP on the other hand...

Getting proper riled right now by a parking thread. You'd think I'd know better by now, after so long on here...wink

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 13-Oct-12 00:48:51

Why is it never Welcome to the Seychelles? I wouldn't mind ending up there...

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 13-Oct-12 00:50:20

Wish I could have the vanilla brandy tbh. Epilepsy meds + heavy duty pain meds + AB's + alcohol = NOT a very good idea...wink

zzzzz Sat 13-Oct-12 09:29:41

I'm thinking Malaysia.

On bad days I often think we should all just go and live by the beach there.

Won't help with the peanut averse though.

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