You know you're sleep deprived when... (just for fun)
What are some of the strange and funny things that happen when you suffer a serious lack of Zzzzs? Please share! Here are a few of my experiences to start us off, thought it might give us something to chuckle at through the bleary small hours...
(You will spot a theme in these first few!)
- You stir in the night and mistake DH / the teddy / the pillow for your baby. Sometimes you 'see' baby's face superimposed on them.
- Still asleep yourself, You wake DH in the night yelling 'where's the baby?' DH points out he's in the moses basket where he always was
- You have kafka-esque dreams including one about talking to a random man, then suddenly becoming aware you have been unwittingly breast-feeding him for the past half an hour.
- You trail off in conversation, unable to finish a sentence, because you can't remember the necessary word.
- You feel like getting out the bubbly because DC has let you sleep till 430am.
- You stare and stare at the clock but your eyes are so bleary all you can make out is 8888.
- You wonder why the last load of washing isn't very clean, then realise you forgot to put any soap in (DH actually did this not me!)
- It's breakfast time and you've already eaten 4 cereal bars from the snack-stash.
- You confuse your friend's name with her daughter's.
10. You nod off in the time it takes facebook to load a page.