Orlando Bloom went naked paddle boarding

(96 Posts)
MrPony Thu 04-Aug-16 16:27:53

Need I say more?

ShowOfHands Thu 04-Aug-16 16:31:11

Nope.

There are no words.

GemmaB78 Thu 04-Aug-16 16:32:34

I've seen the photo. No words needed

MephistoMarley Thu 04-Aug-16 16:33:12

Pics or it didn't happen

CwtchyQ Thu 04-Aug-16 16:33:51

He looks well.

ASAS Thu 04-Aug-16 16:35:12

I feel the Universe did this to amend for my rubbish day. It worked smile

MrPony Thu 04-Aug-16 16:36:42

I'm not posting in case I get in trouble.
All over twitter though. Katy has a real skill in keeping eye contact.

ShowOfHands Thu 04-Aug-16 16:37:46

Google. It's EVERYWHERE.

heknowsmysinsheseesmysoul Thu 04-Aug-16 16:40:11

He wasn't last in the queue when they were handing out penises!.

Though I do feel a bit odd that I've seen the penis of both Katie Perrys ex - husband and her current beau.

Grassgreendashhabi Thu 04-Aug-16 16:41:13

I'm googling and can't find it. It's been edited

I wanna see

heknowsmysinsheseesmysoul Thu 04-Aug-16 16:47:09

The uncensored ones are on Jodie Marshs twitter page as she asked someone to send them to her!

Grassgreendashhabi Thu 04-Aug-16 16:49:00

Oh I'm not on Twitter. Someone copy and paste it

MrPony Thu 04-Aug-16 16:52:41

You have to brave it for this.

I mean he's entitled to go trunk-less obviously but I can't understand why. It actually looks quite awkward.

RJnomore1 Thu 04-Aug-16 16:52:57

I'm not really impressed.

SharingMichelle Thu 04-Aug-16 16:56:09

That paddle board needs pumping up a bit.

MephistoMarley Thu 04-Aug-16 16:56:54

Well. I think that just reinforces my belief that people definitely look sexiest wearing very few clothes, rather than no clothes at all.

MrPony Thu 04-Aug-16 16:58:48

Definitely MephistoMarley. It was much more exciting as a big black blob.

MaisieDotes Thu 04-Aug-16 17:04:32

I'll link to it, fuck it.

It's here

MaisieDotes Thu 04-Aug-16 17:05:21

I suppose I'll get in big trouble now.

Grassgreendashhabi Thu 04-Aug-16 17:07:40

Maisie - thank you

Oh dear I'm not that impressed, more like a chipolata than a hot dog

CaroleService Thu 04-Aug-16 19:23:41

Anyone else suspect it was carefully staged?

MrPony Thu 04-Aug-16 19:55:30

I think he was trying to do some fishing but sadly misjudged the length of his rod.

sunnydayinmay Thu 04-Aug-16 19:58:18

Hmm, somehow I was expecting more...

timelytess Thu 04-Aug-16 20:03:37

I saw it earlier. I won't be staying awake at night thinking about it, but it wasn't offensive.

MadisonMontgomery Thu 04-Aug-16 20:07:56

Why on earth would you go paddle boarding naked?

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