Feeling a tad despondent? Have a look at the Depp/Heard apology for some light relief...

(17 Posts)
TensionWheelsCoolHeels Tue 19-Apr-16 00:16:14

grin Ahhhhaaahhaaaaaaa!!!!

Fecking hilarious here

Depp looks like an utter muppet.

MaitlandGirl Tue 19-Apr-16 01:18:16

It's ridiculous - the contempt he's treated our immigration/importation rules with is almost comprehension.

She lied on a federal document - it wasn't a mistake, it was a deliberate act and neither of them saw anything wrong in that.

Mind you, I also think the sentence was a joke. You can pretty much guarantee if it wasn't for the fact his films bring so much to the local area it would have been a different story. I also doubt he'd ever get another visa to come back if he wasn't famous. He threatened a govt minister, on air! If he was just some random she would have been jailed and neither of them would be welcome back.

MaitlandGirl Tue 19-Apr-16 01:18:43

Damnit - BEYOND comprehension!!

HerRoyalNotness Tue 19-Apr-16 01:21:51

It's a pisstake isn't it? Making fun of a country trying to protect their flora and fauna. As if they're entitled to do whatever the hell they want, because of who he thinks he is

MrsGuyOfGisbo Tue 19-Apr-16 17:43:58

Heard it described as the kind of vide released by hostage-takers of the hostage - except more wooden...

woody2976 Tue 19-Apr-16 17:46:16

whats wrong with his face?!!!

ditavonteesed Tue 19-Apr-16 17:47:32

I watched that yesterday, thought they looked stoned.

Longstocking2 Wed 20-Apr-16 13:10:40

Depp has looked a mess ever since he left his wife, like a doughy mess.
Strange.
He also looks slightly medicated.
Maybe the angels cannot forgive him for 'The Tourist'
Shocking.

Longstocking2 Wed 20-Apr-16 13:15:00

Not sure if this will work
But the man has committed to cake and pasta like he means it.

MyFavouriteClintonisGeorge Wed 20-Apr-16 13:34:35

Are 'cake' and 'pasta' code words?

Longstocking2 Wed 20-Apr-16 13:37:15

No they are meant to be read literally

Cerseirys Wed 20-Apr-16 13:45:28

I guess he had about 50 years of being beautiful and now just can't be arsed. Vanessa definitely had him at his best.

Longstocking2 Wed 20-Apr-16 13:53:13

She did, and she still rocks. Their daughter is gorgeous

MrsGuyOfGisbo Wed 20-Apr-16 19:43:23

Agree about Vanessa.
Sheer class.
He will eventually regret it, too late, like they all do.
After making a fool of himself, as now, like they all do grin

Cerseirys Wed 20-Apr-16 20:13:10

I can remember that when he was asked why he and Vanessa wouldn't get married, he said it was because Paradis was a beautiful name and if they married she'd have to become Depp, which didn't sound as melodic!

Cerseirys Wed 20-Apr-16 20:17:19

I'll just leave this here as a glorious reminder of what once was...

CallaLilli Wed 20-Apr-16 20:21:05

I still think Winona Ryder was the one that got away for him. This interview, the way he looks at her from about 1:20...

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