Which posho chef likes his sexual episodes to be nice and golden?

(39 Posts)

And isn't afraid to ask for it on the first date...

Popbitch will start asking MN for royalties at this rate.

complete c&p, I was sure someone would know.

Bluestocking Thu 15-Nov-12 20:06:10

Posho chef? It's got to be V*l&nt£ne.

ifancyashandy Thu 15-Nov-12 20:08:38

HFW went to Eton...

Bluestocking Thu 15-Nov-12 20:10:18

But HFW is happily married and has been for years, so is unlikely to be going on dates.

CalamityJones Thu 15-Nov-12 20:10:47

VW gets my vote

Are people really that I interested in other people's sex lives?

Bluestocking Thu 15-Nov-12 20:12:03

Yeah, VW looks like he might have some nasty habits in the bedroom department.

It can't be HFW, I thought he was the silent sleep wanker.

orangina Thu 15-Nov-12 20:13:52

HFW said to be a naughty boy though....

orangina Thu 15-Nov-12 20:14:21

Terrywoganstrousers, what does that even mean?!?!?!

(mind boggles)

shrimponastick Thu 15-Nov-12 20:21:30

Ooooh. intrigued

Might give up on popb actually, never know who their talking about when they go all secret squirrel.

Sunnywithachanceofshowers Thu 15-Nov-12 20:31:31

A friend of a friend worked with HFW on a show and had a one night stand with him. Woke up to find him wanking in her hair...

Another MNer had a similar story shock

Posh chef - isn't it that twat who went to France, and came back? His name escapes me.

Silent sleep wanker explained



hiviolet Thu 15-Nov-12 21:08:23

I thought VW as well!

RandallPinkFloyd Thu 15-Nov-12 21:11:35

I'm sure I remember this from the other thread.

One where I learned that being a scatman did not mean going bee bop bap barap bo!

If I remember correctly it's JBR, the one that went on I'm a celeb.

Pinot Mon 19-Nov-12 14:41:22

I am so SHITE with initials.


EarnestDullard Mon 19-Nov-12 14:43:12

Think 14th Feb, Pinot.

BerryLellow Mon 19-Nov-12 14:53:46

eewwwwww at HFW <boggle>

But isn't VW married, with a baby girl? Another one not likely to be out on dates.

PrincessSymbian Mon 19-Nov-12 15:07:52

Never 'eard of 'im!

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