This reminds me of a flight I was on, when a Welsh guy who had just won (or nearly won) Big Brother was in the seat directly behind me. Bloody hell could he talk. I don't think he took a breath during the entire flight. My ears were bleeding by the end.
i have no idea how he ever gets close any wildlife at all, jeez that man can bloody talk.
today, he jibber jabbered in the airport terminal in front of me in the queue, he jibber jabbered up the steps and onto the plane, then...no word of a lie, i exaggerate noteth, he jibber jabbered the entire flight and was still at it upon leaving the plane.
he did NOT stop. bless his cotton socks and all that but how one earth does he manage in a bird hide?