sassyTHEFIRST
Fri 27-Jan-12 12:23:51
Looks like one of the fairy/aliens things from films like the Dark Crystal. Dear oh dear.
has she had her ears lowered? 
btw go Katie Price
AitchTwoOhOneTwo
Fri 27-Jan-12 12:47:32
she just looks bizarre, doesn't she? her skin texture as well... blardy hell.
BelleEnd
Fri 27-Jan-12 12:50:01
Christ. Boris' sister sounds like a right cow in that article, too.
Shakey1500
Fri 27-Jan-12 13:13:23
<asks tentatively> did we (royalMN "we") ever find out for definite who Liz's squeeze is? Was Jim Kerr confirmed?
cornsilxsxy
Fri 27-Jan-12 16:20:40
even her hair has given up
AitchTwoOhOneTwo
Sat 28-Jan-12 11:56:16
no no re boris's sister, that's what a show debate is all about, it's supposed to be entertaining swipes. and the vote is often ironic. wonder what jordan was saying?
SoupDragon
Sat 28-Jan-12 12:00:09
Good lord! How have her ears dropped so low and her chin got so pointy?
AitchTwoOhOneTwo
Sat 28-Jan-12 12:18:35
have her ears dropped or has her face lifted? 
ahhhhhpushit
Sat 28-Jan-12 12:35:13
I have NEVER seen ears like that - wtaf has happened to them?! THey are practically at right angles!!!!!!! 
LeBOF
Sat 28-Jan-12 12:44:05
She's always looked like that- she just covers her ears usually.
I think she looks alright actually- not so witchy and gothic. Her skin looks tanned and healthy (ok, all fake, I'm sure, but an
LeBOF
Sat 28-Jan-12 12:45:50
improvement).
Her hair is finally free of the jet black look too. She's still bonkers as conkers, but her appearance is better than it has been in years.
AitchTwoOhOneTwo
Sat 28-Jan-12 19:12:12
surely you jest? 
the tattoed eyes and eyebrows? the face-full of filler, which oh yes looks fine so long as she doesn't animate it at all, her too-thinned nose? she looks dreadful, i think, even if you become too involved and make the effort to put your fingers over her ears to see if it makes her look less like Yoda.
Looks like a portrait by someone who has not a lot of artistic talent and has got all the facial proportions wrong.
Mind you I'm no oil painting!
LZ's chin looks like she's tried a shading technique (a la Boy George)
. The shadows don't look quite in the right place for over-head shadows.
crypes
Sat 28-Jan-12 19:46:13
Have you actually heard the way she speaks, Katie Price could give her elocution lessons.
BrightnessFalls
Sun 29-Jan-12 09:15:55
She talks in that trendy mockney way l
Xanadudoo
Sun 29-Jan-12 09:17:33
She is horrifically thin. Lollipop head lady.
giraffesCantDonateBoneMarrow
Sun 29-Jan-12 09:30:15
has her nose always been that small?
donnie
Sun 29-Jan-12 18:52:21
she looks like a typical anorexic to me. Poor woman.