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a new AMAZEBO pic of Liz Jones, you have GOT to see it. what has she DONE to herself?

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AitchTwoOhOneTwo Fri 27-Jan-12 12:20:23
sassyTHEFIRST Fri 27-Jan-12 12:23:51

Looks like one of the fairy/aliens things from films like the Dark Crystal. Dear oh dear.

has she had her ears lowered? confused

btw go Katie Price

AitchTwoOhOneTwo Fri 27-Jan-12 12:47:32

she just looks bizarre, doesn't she? her skin texture as well... blardy hell.

BelleEnd Fri 27-Jan-12 12:50:01

Christ. Boris' sister sounds like a right cow in that article, too.

MustControlFistOfDeath Fri 27-Jan-12 13:08:46

Her ears frighten me

Shakey1500 Fri 27-Jan-12 13:13:23

<asks tentatively> did we (royalMN "we") ever find out for definite who Liz's squeeze is? Was Jim Kerr confirmed?

hiviolet Fri 27-Jan-12 16:18:48

Holy crap.

cornsilxsxy Fri 27-Jan-12 16:20:40

even her hair has given up

AitchTwoOhOneTwo Sat 28-Jan-12 11:56:16

no no re boris's sister, that's what a show debate is all about, it's supposed to be entertaining swipes. and the vote is often ironic. wonder what jordan was saying?

SoupDragon Sat 28-Jan-12 12:00:09

Good lord! How have her ears dropped so low and her chin got so pointy?

AitchTwoOhOneTwo Sat 28-Jan-12 12:18:35

have her ears dropped or has her face lifted? grin

ahhhhhpushit Sat 28-Jan-12 12:35:13

I have NEVER seen ears like that - wtaf has happened to them?! THey are practically at right angles!!!!!!! shock

LeBOF Sat 28-Jan-12 12:44:05

She's always looked like that- she just covers her ears usually.

I think she looks alright actually- not so witchy and gothic. Her skin looks tanned and healthy (ok, all fake, I'm sure, but an

LeBOF Sat 28-Jan-12 12:45:50

improvement).

Her hair is finally free of the jet black look too. She's still bonkers as conkers, but her appearance is better than it has been in years.

AitchTwoOhOneTwo Sat 28-Jan-12 19:12:12

surely you jest? shock
the tattoed eyes and eyebrows? the face-full of filler, which oh yes looks fine so long as she doesn't animate it at all, her too-thinned nose? she looks dreadful, i think, even if you become too involved and make the effort to put your fingers over her ears to see if it makes her look less like Yoda.

Looks like a portrait by someone who has not a lot of artistic talent and has got all the facial proportions wrong.

Mind you I'm no oil painting!

Meglet Sat 28-Jan-12 19:36:56

LZ's chin looks like she's tried a shading technique (a la Boy George) confused. The shadows don't look quite in the right place for over-head shadows.

Meglet Sat 28-Jan-12 19:37:13

ooops, I mean LJ's chin.

crypes Sat 28-Jan-12 19:46:13

Have you actually heard the way she speaks, Katie Price could give her elocution lessons.

BrightnessFalls Sun 29-Jan-12 09:15:55

She talks in that trendy mockney way l

Xanadudoo Sun 29-Jan-12 09:17:33

She is horrifically thin. Lollipop head lady.

BrightnessFalls Sun 29-Jan-12 09:17:55

Like Janet street porter

giraffesCantDonateBoneMarrow Sun 29-Jan-12 09:30:15

has her nose always been that small?

donnie Sun 29-Jan-12 18:52:21

she looks like a typical anorexic to me. Poor woman.

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