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Is there any slebs which are hailed as been gorgeous... but you just can see it yourself?

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Cocoflower Thu 19-May-11 09:50:01

Lisa Snowden- I honestly cannot see what is gorgeous about her. I was shocked I found out she was a model. She's not ugly- but I cant see it. I just can't.

Ed Westwick- Really, attractive? I think he looks like the love child of Beavis & Butthead

Robert pattinson (did I spell that correctly?)

Okonomiyaki Thu 19-May-11 09:51:54

Ewan mcgregor

Leonardo DiCaprio

Robert Pattinson shock It's the nose...

Okonomiyaki Thu 19-May-11 09:52:36

X-posts! I was also wondering about spelling.

MrsDistinctlyMintyMonetarism Thu 19-May-11 09:53:50

Brad Pitt - just, well, meh.

Andy Garcia - never understood this one. He looks like a lizard. <gavel>

Obviously I am as attractive as a peeled aardvark in a vat of lemon juice. grin

expatinscotland Thu 19-May-11 09:54:04

David Tennant. He's the dry boak of a red wine hangover.

Fake blonde 'actresses'.

DooinMeCleanin Thu 19-May-11 09:55:05

Brad Pitt - he's but squirelly and odd looking imo.

Okonomiyaki Thu 19-May-11 09:56:35

Ooh no Andy Garcia had beautiful eyes!

Agree David Tennant looks like startled cartoon vulture.

Cocoflower Thu 19-May-11 09:57:26

Oh yes Robert Pattison too!

Ooopsadaisy Thu 19-May-11 09:57:34

So many to mention - I can't stand the "over-done-up look" they all go for.

Cheryl - you are a pretty enough girl. Don't do all that stuff to your hair. Leave the orange spray alone. Leave the slap off. FFS just wear normal clothes and stop trying to look like your mother in all those dresses.

Nicole Sw .... Scw ..... Swc .... Lewis Hamilton's girlfriend. Too much bloody make-up.

I could go on but I sound like a grumpy old woman.

My style icon is Zara Phillips. I know she is not a sleb but she looks normal, wears normal clothes and is sporty and elegant at the same time, whilst being practical and not image obsessed. I might be wrong about her but I think she is lovely and dresses beautifully.

Lots...

Robert Pattinson - don't get the fascination
Sarah Jessica Parker - looks like a horse
Brad Pitt - meh

I'm sure there are many more. grin at MDMM's description 'peeled aardvark in a vat of lemon juice' - I am equally unattractive!

JeremyVile Thu 19-May-11 09:59:05

Keira Knightley

Matthew Mcconaughey

Russell crowe

Gwinkofchocolate Thu 19-May-11 09:59:15

Leonardo Di Caprio
Justin Timberlake

They both look like little boys to me!

TheCrackFox Thu 19-May-11 09:59:23

Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Robert Pattison
Ewan McGregor
Jude Law
Scarlett Johannson

expatinscotland Thu 19-May-11 10:00:02

Cheryl Cole - looks like a hooker.

yy to Snowden - i can't see it either

also Katy Perry (a bit BOBFOC if you ask me)
and Hayden Panettiere - just very, very average

Ooopsadaisy Thu 19-May-11 10:01:14

twolittlemonkeys - can I put a word of defence in for SJP?

I saw her in the flesh when I was in Toronto a few years ago. She is not beautiful but incredibly elegant and wears clothes like I have never seen anyone wear clothes. She has a poise and posture - I can't explain it - the overall impression was "stunning" although, as you say , she is not beautiful in any usual sense.

CountBapula Thu 19-May-11 10:03:45

Johnny Depp - meh. Weaselly with a funny mouth.

Angelina Jolie - looks evil.

What is BOBFOC? Is it like BOGOF?

LouMacca Thu 19-May-11 10:04:25

Lots including

Kate Moss - sorry, just can't see it.
Kylie Minogue

David Tennant
Justin Bieber - what is all the fuss??
Matt Smith
Tom Cruise

Body
Off
Baywatch
Face
Off
Crimewatch

expatinscotland Thu 19-May-11 10:08:20

Kylie looks like a midget version of Heath Ledger's performance as 'The Joker'.

agree with all of the above- esp robert pattinson, but would like to add Nigella Lawson (shrug)- pretty, i suppose but shes hailed as some godess. seems like a pretentious twat to me.

TheCrackFox Thu 19-May-11 10:10:46

Kylie used to look OKish before she found the joys of face lifts, botox and fillers. Now she looks, well, odd.

expatinscotland Thu 19-May-11 10:11:01

Tom Cruise - short. Face like a horse eating an apple through a wire fence.

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