Im new and finding...

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juiceplusrep Fri 14-Mar-14 13:50:20

Hi
I'm new on here and been telling people that I'm on juice plus etc someone writes spam have been reported? Sorry but it is not spam and I think some people are rude to leave comments like that! Okay have your say but report me???

Sorry a little rant there!

massivewhinge Fri 14-Mar-14 13:52:13

Well, why are you here? All you've posted about is juiceplus (whatever that is) and your name is Juiceplusrep. What are you doing here if it's not spamming?

Genuine question.

BIWI Fri 14-Mar-14 13:53:18

But it is spam if you're on the boards promoting your company! That's why you are being reported. Spam isn't allowed on here.

shakinstevenslovechild Fri 14-Mar-14 13:54:06

You have to pay for advertising on MN so of course people will report you.

Nobody wants all the boards spammed up with thinly veiled advertising, it's annoying.

BIWI Fri 14-Mar-14 13:54:41

And all you've done is start a number of threads, all exactly the same, advertising your product. This is spam!

CountessOfRule Fri 14-Mar-14 13:55:22

Er, including this one, I reckon, BIWI.

BIWI Fri 14-Mar-14 13:55:48

Indeed. The irony hadn't escaped me grin

gamerchick Fri 14-Mar-14 13:57:10

It's pretty obvious that it is spam OP.

Sorry but it is not spam

False.

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 14-Mar-14 14:17:30

Oh, OP.

I got called a bully by you over there <points>. sad
And you PMed me.

Honestly, I think you need to reconsider your marketing activities. And look up the definition of spam.

You're welcome.

CountessOfRule Fri 14-Mar-14 14:18:45

I tell you what, OP, do a quick name change and start a thread about, erm, the weather, and see if it's deleted for spam.

Farahilda Fri 14-Mar-14 14:19:13

Perhaps the "bullies" accusation thread should be allowed to stand.

But it might not have the intended effect on the company's reputation.

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:22:12

You.
Are.
Advertising.

Where is your contribution to the site ? What advice have you offered people? How many chats are you joining in?

Even your user name is about the product and that you are a rep!

I mean come ON! Clearly you are spamming the boards.

Your agenda is to promote your product, not to be a member here, getting to know us, chatting about your kids, asking about t shirts and advising about homework.

You are a 'single issue poster' concerned only with spreading the word about your product. That makes you a spammer. Not a member of this community.

If you want to advertise to us, and not be one of us - pay. Like everyone else has to.

Viviennemary Fri 14-Mar-14 14:22:44

Juice plus what?

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:22:54

Hi
Juice plus is amazing for children as well, they can have the chewables which taste like sweets to my son but so good for him fruit and veg grin
If your interested feel free to get in touch smile can leave your emails below

spam

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:23:02

Anyone tried juice plus? It's brilliant all fruit and veg helps with weight loss, health, skin, more energy the list goes on! If your interested please feel free to get in touch grin

spam

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:23:18

Hi
Anyone done juice plus? I find it amazing for myself and my son 😀 all fruit and veg can lose weight have clear skin more energy the list goes on! I have even become a repsmile

spam

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:24:24

and the only other 2 threads you're on say exactly the same thing.

S
P
A
M

spam spam spam spam spam

Raxacoricofallapatorius Fri 14-Mar-14 14:26:39

Spam, it's pink and it's noble
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
SPAM.

fideline Fri 14-Mar-14 14:30:08

Surely they gave the poor rep some training in so called viral marketing?

Got to be a joke.

meditrina Fri 14-Mar-14 14:30:53

Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the juice spam.

Isn't Juiceplus toxic or am I thinking of something else.

I thought it was one of those nasty chemical drinks that cause allergic reactions, diabetes, and a tendency to vote Tory.

Didn't the WHO say it was dangerous?

I'm sure Roger Daltrey said something of the sort.

ThursdayLast Fri 14-Mar-14 14:36:13

Raxa grin

LiberalLibertine Fri 14-Mar-14 14:36:56

Does the juice go well with spam?

Mrskeylime Fri 14-Mar-14 14:37:27

Does Peter Andre drink it?

ExcuseTypos Fri 14-Mar-14 14:38:18

Oh dear

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 14-Mar-14 14:38:31

He would if it were orange.

MAybe that can be his new show?

Peter Andre's Orange Spam Juice ?

Do you know how much he loves it?

OnIlkleyMoorBahTwat Fri 14-Mar-14 14:40:54

At least you're not trying to hide behind an anonymous username like the rep/marketing person who came on spouting about some hideous microwave burgers in posts that were obviously in marketing speak but claimed to be by a parent saying how great they were as something quick and easy after swimming.

Mrskeylime Fri 14-Mar-14 14:42:03

Peter Andre's Orange Spam Love Juice

Quick get copyright on the name!

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 14-Mar-14 14:42:58

I'm on it, *MrsKey'.

The show will be on ITV2, in case you had not guessed.

The spam juice will be suitable for babies.
So that's nice.

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:44:12

You know, that reads like a description of his own, erm, love juice.

and there isn't enough brain bleach in the world. The continuing therapy bills as a direct result of mumsnet are going to bankrupt me.

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 14:46:13

Juice lady.... ODFOD

Rest of you... grin

Mrskeylime Fri 14-Mar-14 14:46:55

maybe Peter Andre's Orange Spam juice of love instead?

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 14-Mar-14 14:47:05

It does, doesn't it?

Ok, I am pitching for the late night slot. It's def a post-watershed show now.

On the plus side, I reckon that Peter will like that. A) he can get his abs out more, and b) he can tell us all of his euphemisms for DTD.

Nb all of the other juicey threads have gone, but this one remains.
Do you reckon that MNHQ are going to battle us for the rights to the PA Orange SPam Love Juice empire?

shock

ouryve Fri 14-Mar-14 14:47:11

Are you on juice plus, OP? Do you like Juice plus? Does Juice plus make you feel good? Will you be voting Juice Plus in the next general election?

Cocolepew Fri 14-Mar-14 14:51:22

Oh god, one of my workmates is a rep for this, its all over my facebook page.

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:51:40

That's no better, MrsKeylime. It's still the worst thing you could ever find in your sock sort of territory

My friend went to an Aloe Vera Juice party. Bleurgh. Perhaps Juice Plus tastes better?

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed Fri 14-Mar-14 14:53:48

I've just Googled it - apparently it's tablets made out of fruit and vegetables, (Wouldn't it be better to just eat fruit and vegetables like people have been doing for millennia?) and Quackwatch say it's "a colossal waste of money".

So not just spam, it's bogus spam!

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:54:39

seriously?

what a stupid waste of money! Who thinks up this crap?

Have you seen the 'Tower Garden' by Juiceplus? Vertical gardening. grin

fromparistoberlin73 Fri 14-Mar-14 14:56:50

is there anything in your life other than juiceplus OP?

start a thread on......EBF?

Cocolepew Fri 14-Mar-14 15:08:27

Good grief, now workmate is claiming on fb that that children with Autism miraculously improve when taking the tablets.
We work on a Special School hmm.

fideline Fri 14-Mar-14 15:11:03

Is that his claim or the company's? angry

Bagofnutsnbolts Fri 14-Mar-14 15:23:11

Corse it's spam;
But is it like:
Juice plus stop those piles and turn to smiles
Juice plus: don't stop the flo just let it go
Juice plus: for when your bowel is feeling foul
Juice plus: stop the fart before a shart

HoneyDragon Fri 14-Mar-14 15:36:58

Hmmmm juice tablets? Dehydrated juice, just add juice for a healthy nutritious juice drink.

All in exchange for your bank details.

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 15:40:08

Juice plus is like some kind of cult, I swear. XP used to do computer work for one of the reps and they were literally obsessed with it.

I bet OP literally doesn't realise they are spamming as they are actually filled with genuine praise for the stuff confused

The guy explained it to me as being the vitamins from fruit and veg but condensed down into a soluble tablet form. So, er, vitamin tablets then. In a nasty powder-based drink. Yum.

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 15:41:03

Paris probably juice plus is an essential baby feeding supplement grin Just sprinkle it on your boob and baby can gain all of the wonderful nutrients!

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 15:49:04

Juice plus is on a wikipedia page named "List of ineffective cancer treatments".

Well, that says it all shock

ThursdayLast Fri 14-Mar-14 15:52:24

Bagofnuts gringringrin
This thread is a tonic, I tell ya

Forgettable Fri 14-Mar-14 16:04:41

You need to be a tad careful with ye olde viral marketeering

Google Haliborange Kills Otters for an example of What Might Happen if you piss us orf, capiche?

Pagwatch Fri 14-Mar-14 16:11:28

We used to have spam fritters at school.

Pagwatch Fri 14-Mar-14 16:12:04

Capiche
grin

Forgettable Fri 14-Mar-14 16:15:01

Hurhur

Onesleeptillwembley Fri 14-Mar-14 16:16:35

Probably more nutrition in spam.

UriGeller Fri 14-Mar-14 16:17:03

JUICE PLUS is a right pile of wank.

Did you know a liquid diet can cause the sphincter muscles to deteriorate to the point where you'll shit yourself uncontrollably?

Just eat properly and stop worrying about the size of your arse.

JenBehavingBadly Fri 14-Mar-14 16:18:36

I like Juice Plus!

Apple Juice Plus Vodka is my favourite, followed by vodka orange.

Onesleeptillwembley Fri 14-Mar-14 16:19:02

Great advertisement for shite when some didgy twat is just trying to get free advertisement by spamming boards. Decent people selling reputable goods don't need to do this.

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 16:19:30

grin jen

Pagwatch Fri 14-Mar-14 16:23:49

In fairness UriGeller, a product that makes you shit uncontrollably probably does reduce the size of your arse.

MrsDeVere Fri 14-Mar-14 16:25:46

I went to Slimming World ONCE.
The woman there kept banging on and on about 'whole from the bowl'
it was like some weird slimming mantra.
But it obviously stuck with me as this was 6 years ago (post DC4).

Apparently fruit juice is rotten with calories and the evil twin of the sainted whole fruit (from the bowl)

Not sure if this is entirely relevant to the thread but since when has that mattered on MN?

"Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Juice Plus."

Remakes are all the rage these days; it could take off...

Does anyone know what effect Juice Plus has on otters?

Onesleeptillwembley Fri 14-Mar-14 16:27:51

Oo good point Debbie. Will no one think of the otters?
Wonder if it makes beavers wrinkly?grin

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 16:31:20

I'd never heard of juice plus before juice rep lady posted, I could have been convinced to buy it... but thanks to mumsnet, I now know what a load of shite it is, and will now avoid like the plague… well done rep lady grin

As an aside, can someone PLEASE gangsta Google the juice plus website!?

Bagofnutsnbolts Fri 14-Mar-14 16:31:28

My DP had an otter
I gave it some juiceplus
10minutes later
you should have seen the fuss

The furry little critter became
My worse nightmare
Never give juiceplus
To anything with hair!

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 16:35:25

Can't post a link....

But gizoogle juice plus...

*"Yo ass need mo' whole- chicken nutrition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Research shows dat Juice Plus+ delivers fruit n' vegetable nutrizzle you need ta maintain a healthy diet. Peep more ...*"

grin

HoneyDragon Fri 14-Mar-14 16:35:59

A Big Mac and a large Costa coffee can be obtained for a mere fraction of of the price of juice tablets and make you shit away an entire dress size.

Hth op smile

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 16:36:47
HoneyDragon Fri 14-Mar-14 16:37:43

If posts are relevant to the op, you can bet your not on Mumsnet Mrs DV grin

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 16:45:28

I love gizoogle grin Especially fun for mumsnet active convos.

OwlCapone Fri 14-Mar-14 16:45:55

It's not spam.
It's juice. Can't you lot read?

Unless it is juice plus spam I guess...

Pagwatch Fri 14-Mar-14 16:47:37

Juice plus spam is jam

Spam Juice? <vom>

Weegiemum Fri 14-Mar-14 16:52:48

Is juice plus made from cutted up pear?

I have a friend on it and she swears it will cure my irreversible nerve damage. Aye right!

NymodigFruOla Fri 14-Mar-14 16:57:42

Spuice?

ballsballsballs Fri 14-Mar-14 16:57:57

Spam squared. Utter bollocks for credulous thickoes.

YoniMatopoeia Fri 14-Mar-14 16:58:34

HAS the OP run away or do you think MNHQ have had aquiet word?

Jux Fri 14-Mar-14 17:04:14

Does Juice plus have anything to do with the cube of poo?

I don't think Juice Plus would give you poo that would be in any solid 3D shape Jux, more 'River of Sweetcorn' I reckon.

SecretNutellaFix Fri 14-Mar-14 17:15:53

You are advertising, you dope.

Unauthorised advertising is spam. Pay the advertising fee and stop whinging when you get caught out. OR don't pay the fee and expect to be called up on it.

it's worked though Secret we are all chomping at the bit to get our orders in. wink grin

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 17:22:42

Oh yes, the nutrizzle of it convinced me to order. Im so busy busy busy, I ain't got no time to be eating my fruit & veg! Now I just add it to my sunny delight!

Bagofnutsnbolts Fri 14-Mar-14 17:24:44

juice plus etc and someone writes its spam?
Oh OP I'm so sorry
Mums netters can be soo out of hand

ballsballsballs we need a quiet word
yonimatapoeia you're being quite absurd!
jux for your information
Juice plus is not poo
Haven't you read the thread, of the amazing things it'll do?

secretnutellafix advertising surely not?
I fell for it I really did
I really am a dolt

Better jump off now, but I've enjoyed this thread!

sittingatmydesk Fri 14-Mar-14 17:29:50

Well, I think the whole thing rather backfired on the OP, didn't it. grin

Onesleeptillwembley Fri 14-Mar-14 17:43:35

A bit like you would if you consumed that crap, sitting. grin

sittingatmydesk Fri 14-Mar-14 17:44:35

grin

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 17:52:01

yoni - they've stuck her in here!

OwlCapone Fri 14-Mar-14 18:12:12

I wonder if the OPs name is Pam. .then she could be juicepluspam.

Mrskeylime Fri 14-Mar-14 18:38:52

so juiceplus is a just a tablet?
Unless there's vodka in that tablet I don't want to know.

SecretNutellaFix Fri 14-Mar-14 18:46:35

If it has that effect on people's gastrointestinal tract I can recommend drinking half a pint of orange juice in one s--h--itting.

Be cheaper and it doesn't need advertising.

FabBakerGirl Fri 14-Mar-14 18:58:59

Put your toys back in your pram.

exhaustedmummymoo Fri 14-Mar-14 19:25:45

bag lol
iseeyoushiver bloody brilliant what an excellent thread
grin

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 22:54:19

Been singing this all evening, thanks OP! wink

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o SPAM!

Lovely spam, wonderful spam
Lovely spam, wonderful spam

Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam

Lovely spam
Lovely spam
Lovely spam

Spam, spam, spam, spam

UriGeller Sat 15-Mar-14 18:35:46

If ever there was a stone to toss
The juice lady's pill will toss you off
Because because because because becauauaauauaussse

Because of the magical stuff it does (n't)

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