<jingles bells> It's the Christmas Name Change Competition - VOTING OPEN!

(323 Posts)
DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 09-Dec-13 17:32:56

Ho ho ho!

Yes, it's that most magical time of year, when MN becomes all festive and even more giddy. Put a Christmas spin on your nickname (demonstrated by moi), post on this thread with it, along with your old NN so we can see how clever you've been fsmile

Then we'll create a shortlist (judges decision is final fwink) and a poll, and you can vote for your favourite. And since it's Christmas, there'll be a prize for 1st place and runner up <eyes up prize cupboard hopefully>

Enjoy! fgrin

UPDATE: The poll is now open - you've got until tomorrow to vote for your favourite!

SPsWantsCliffInHerStocking Mon 09-Dec-13 17:35:13

This will do. I have no imagination this time round.

I'm SP incase it is hard to tell

HoHolepew Mon 09-Dec-13 17:36:39

Original cocolepew, don't know if I should be hohoholepew though hmm

DeckTheHallsWithBoughsOfHorry Mon 09-Dec-13 17:37:10

This year I have been mostly horryisupduffed (you may remember me from such threads as the somewhat epic "if it's not wee, it's waters" live labour thread).

EauRougemasTree Mon 09-Dec-13 17:54:55

It's me, innit. EauRouge.

usually YouveCatToBeKittenMe fgrin

I'm normally xalyssx

::twirls and dances into the thread a la Nutcracker's Sugar Plum Fairy::

Tee2072, of course.

fgrin

ZombieFromTheRealmOfGory Mon 09-Dec-13 18:26:57

The poster normally known as IamtheZombie. Or, just Zombie for short.

fgrin

OhYouMerryLittleKitten Mon 09-Dec-13 18:41:29

Mines not terribly imaginative but it'll do in a pinch.
OhYouBadBadKitten.

I like Tee's.

Jinglebellsforthebetter Mon 09-Dec-13 18:54:32

Was changeforthebetter but feeling festive and bored (off sick for an eternity). Not very witty but the best I could come up with. grin

NotAnotherStuffedTurkey Mon 09-Dec-13 18:57:51

I'm usually NotAnotherPackedLunch

RemoteControlGeekToyOfTheYear Mon 09-Dec-13 18:59:09

<twirl>

I am usually plain old ControlGeek

SantasTessTackle Mon 09-Dec-13 18:59:20

TessTackle

TheELFycatOnTheShelf Mon 09-Dec-13 19:01:29

Hi, was elfycat but now am an international spy.

ItsAWonderfulCervix Mon 09-Dec-13 19:03:50

Tis I AtYourCervix.

Although.....

A. If I use my previous award winning Christmassy name am I disqualified from this year?

B. If I use that one am I likrey to win again?

C. This one is a bit crap so I might change it anyway.

AnnaBeginsTheChristmasShopping Mon 09-Dec-13 19:10:07

I am usually just AnnaBegins. Sad thing is, I have nearly finished the Christmas shopping now!

DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn Mon 09-Dec-13 19:25:44

I think to clear who I am usually smile

IAmTheTwitch Mon 09-Dec-13 20:47:13

Here's me!

OnDasherrorOnDancerror Mon 09-Dec-13 20:47:28

ErrorError here! On the sherry for my 2nd MN Christmas in a row!

IAmTheTwitch Mon 09-Dec-13 20:48:55

Damn, forgot to switch back!

I'm usually HenD19 which is actually v uninspiring only just got obsessed with Mumsnet so will be changing to a new funky one after I've won the Christmas competition

WhenSarahAndStuckUpTheChimney Mon 09-Dec-13 20:55:02

I am usually SarahAndFuck fsmile

HoFuckingHoFuckingHoneydragon Mon 09-Dec-13 21:08:51

It's Honeydragon, in case you hadn't guessed.

I'm here because zombies made me fgrin

ZombieFromTheRealmOfGory Mon 09-Dec-13 21:42:33

Zombie merely suggested that you had nothing to lose by entering, HFHFHD. She hardly thinks that qualifies as making you!

fgrin fgrin fgrin

FryOneFatChristmasGoose Mon 09-Dec-13 21:44:13

I don't think mine is that imaginative, really. Am usually FryOneFatManic.

And one day, I will cook that goose grin

HoFuckingHoFuckingHoneydragon Mon 09-Dec-13 21:46:29

Yes, but, Zombies, you know I'm easily persuaded. fgrin

HepsiBaubleMistletoes Mon 09-Dec-13 21:48:13

HepsibarCrinkletoes here innit. fgrin

MillyChristmas Mon 09-Dec-13 21:48:43

Im normally MillyRules

TinselTaTas Mon 09-Dec-13 21:48:57

Tis I wholenutt smile

FairyTiggybelle Mon 09-Dec-13 22:04:40

Too camp?

HoFuckingHoFuckingHoneydragon Mon 09-Dec-13 22:15:42

It's perfect Tiggy

XmasLogAndHollyOn Mon 09-Dec-13 22:19:58

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn

ArtexTheHallWithBoughsOfMonkey Mon 09-Dec-13 23:35:19

oh hai, it's me, ArtexMonkey yo.

McPheelingUpSanta Mon 09-Dec-13 23:41:48

Normally McPhee

DingDongHairyPOnHigh Mon 09-Dec-13 23:50:58

HairyPotter usually fsmile

FandangoLaLaLaLaLaLaLaaaa Mon 09-Dec-13 23:53:02

WillYouDoTheFandango here fsmile

MrsTerrysChocolateOrange Tue 10-Dec-13 00:05:40

MrsTerryPratchett here.

I am eating one right now <eats chocolate orange>

MmeCinqAnneauxDor Tue 10-Dec-13 00:14:03

Not sure if this one is too obscure...

MmeLindor here

DeckTheHallsWithBonesAndSkully Tue 10-Dec-13 00:14:41

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Valpollicella Tue 10-Dec-13 00:26:08

Can't nc on app but I will be ValpollicellaAndMoreXmasBooze

TheCurseOfTinsel Tue 10-Dec-13 00:30:27

Normally TheCurseOfFenric

TooTabooHasBigShinyBaubles Tue 10-Dec-13 00:33:07

<wiggles big shiny baubles>

TooTabooToBoo

MrsHoratioNelson Tue 10-Dec-13 00:46:53

MmeLindor I always think you're quite Christmassy anyway - I only eat Lindor at christmas and we have them in the advent calendar.

ZingleBells Tue 10-Dec-13 01:14:02

otherwise known as Zing (plus whatever)
I tend to want things like cake or gin, but lately I've been adjusting my name to baby's size, so most recently I've been ZingSweetPea

(just wait till I get to ZingWhale!fgrin)

ScatterGotStuckUpTheChimney Tue 10-Dec-13 01:21:44

I'm ScatterChasse normally (well, I haven't been recently as I had a nc, but I've been saving this one from last Christmas, so wanted to use it grin).

ClausIsTrulyReal Tue 10-Dec-13 01:36:33

Ahme.

Can you guess me?

smile

alexbaublistigers Tue 10-Dec-13 06:50:47

alexpolistigers here! (I like to be easily recognised fsmile)

MikeLitoris Tue 10-Dec-13 07:05:10

In struggling to think of anything christmassy this yes.

I'll get my thinking cap on.

TantrumsStoleSantasBalloons Tue 10-Dec-13 07:16:27

<twirls>

<falls over due to too much Christmas spirits>

TantrumsAndBalloons obviously grin

BlondieTinsellyMinx Tue 10-Dec-13 08:07:11

<twirls>

Normally blondieminx.

There are some great ones here! smile

MmeCinqAnneauxDor Tue 10-Dec-13 08:49:47

MrsH
We got a Lindt advent calender last weekend at half price. It is lush.

Claus/Chaos
that is brilliant. The simple witty names are best

ZingSweetPea Tue 10-Dec-13 08:58:27

Mme

I can't pronounce your name.sad

WillieWagglingRoundTheXmasTree Tue 10-Dec-13 08:59:23

usually WillieWaggledagger

i love the pun names

alexbaublistigers Tue 10-Dec-13 09:02:01

I think TEE's name is fab wink

MuppetsChristmasCorral Tue 10-Dec-13 09:03:06

I'm usually muppetthecow fgrin

FlatAsSantasSacks Tue 10-Dec-13 09:16:32

Poster formally known as flatasawitchestit

Hohoho fgrin

DuPanettoneDuVinDuFromage Tue 10-Dec-13 09:19:12

Normally DuPainDuVinDuFromage fsmile

bellsringingoutforMadHairDay Tue 10-Dec-13 09:21:20

usually madhairday fsmile

Tried to be andthebellswereringingoutforMadHairDay but was too long sad

MerryChristmasyoufilthyanimal Tue 10-Dec-13 09:21:23

Mines not that inventive but hopefully people will get it… (usually Keepthechangeyoufilthyanimal) fgrin

SpicedTeaAndXmasCakeOrDeath Tue 10-Dec-13 09:23:30

Usually the Eddie Izzard inspired TeaAndCakeOrDeath

MmeCinqAnneauxDor Tue 10-Dec-13 09:24:37

Zing
it's fivegoldrings in French. There isn't a lot that rhymes with Lindor smile

ArtexTheHallWithBoughsOfMonkey Tue 10-Dec-13 09:50:24

I think keepthechangeyoufilthyanimal is a christmassy name in itself grin

ThistletoeAndWine Tue 10-Dec-13 09:54:40

Formally known as thistlelickerblush

MrsHoratioNelson Tue 10-Dec-13 09:59:03

Same Artex smile

SnowMuchToBits Tue 10-Dec-13 09:59:13

Usually SoMuchToBits...

OrnamentalAsAnything Tue 10-Dec-13 11:44:27

I'm usually LentilAsAnything.

fsmile Merry Christmas! fsmile

QueNoelle Tue 10-Dec-13 11:51:26

Usually Quenelle.

me please!
nickelbabe.

This counts as my entry, because last time, I created the Advent Triptych and the name i had (nickeldonkeycarrymary) when the competition was on was not the nicest of the three.
this one is the best of the three, so I'm entering this, please.

(sorry for the waffle, I didn't want anyone to accuse me of using the same name as before)
fgrin

NorthernLebkuchen Tue 10-Dec-13 12:25:44

NorthernLurker

DingDongUriGelleryOnHigh Tue 10-Dec-13 12:31:29

UriGeller <doing a deep mind stare atcha>

Usually edwardcullensotherwoman, but to be honest I mostly lurk and kill threads fgrin

notsomuchroomattheinn Tue 10-Dec-13 13:09:45

'Tis I notso.

ZingSweetPea Tue 10-Dec-13 13:30:19

Mme

ooh, that's witty! I might have to vote for you.

thanks for explaining.

ZingSweetPea Tue 10-Dec-13 13:31:57

sorry, I changed back now

DoctorTwo Tue 10-Dec-13 13:33:51

<goes off for a think>

ThePollyAndTheIvy Tue 10-Dec-13 13:40:34

Formerly PotatoPolly smile

SecretSantaFix Tue 10-Dec-13 13:44:09

I'm usually SecretNutellaFix and never get picked for stuff like this.

Heigh-ho.

RubberBaubles Tue 10-Dec-13 13:53:17

RubberBullets here

AMuppetChristmasCorral Tue 10-Dec-13 14:41:11

Have tweaked mine slightly (sorry!) Usually muppetthecow fsmile

Frigintinsella Tue 10-Dec-13 16:53:14

I'm normally friginilla fsmile

Dammit, I'm singing "nickel donkey, nickel donkey" in my head! fgrin
I know where my vote is going!

Tis me, Beyond, if you couldn't figure it out...

Hello! Is this the right thread now?? yes? Great!

<clears throat> Tis me, GlaikitFizzog!

PacifistDingDong Tue 10-Dec-13 19:06:46

In the spirit of peace and love to all humankind.... <twirls>

In my PacificDogwood guise I am not always very pacifist in the face of provocation <glares at brood>

Ahem.

Peace and love, peace and love, peace and love....

WhenSarahAndStuckUpTheChimney Tue 10-Dec-13 19:08:23

McPheelingUpSanta is my favourite so far grin

Is OnTheFirstDayOfXmasMikeLitorisSentToMe too long to use MikeLitoris?

Or WeWishYouAMikeLitoris?

TwoTurkeysMarinatingInABucket Tue 10-Dec-13 19:21:15

Was TwoTearsInABucket.

My new name is referencing the Christmas turkey in a bucket recipe from the (slightly disgraced) nigella. It's as Christmassy as I could get with my name.

CantaSlaus Tue 10-Dec-13 19:36:58

::Twirls::

Normally BoohPear. fgrin

MikeGlitorisBaubles??

DoItTooBabyJesus Tue 10-Dec-13 19:40:57

I'm in! Normally DoItTooJulia. I'm rather fond of being called BabyJesus on threads!

ExitPursuedByAChristmasGrinch Tue 10-Dec-13 19:44:26

I am still smarting from the Halloween and Dr Who name changes for which my efforts were totally passed over. Apart from Maryz who complimented on both.

FeastOfPhteven Tue 10-Dec-13 19:45:36

<twirls>

Normally LegoAcupuncture. Took inspiration from name after friend told someone his name was "Steven with a ph, and they wrote it Phteven" grin

ZingSweetPea Tue 10-Dec-13 20:16:40

Exit

I like you xmas name!

ClausIsTrulyReal Tue 10-Dec-13 21:44:27

Quen, yours is metabrilliant!

envy

WhenSarahAndStuckUpTheChimney Tue 10-Dec-13 22:14:24

Or what about ItsTheMikeLitorisTimeOfTheYear and if there's room you can put DINGDONG on the end?

PacifistDingDong Tue 10-Dec-13 22:17:26

But, but, I've got 'DingDong' sad

How about MikeLitorisandWine?

HoFuckingHoFuckingHoneydragon Tue 10-Dec-13 22:18:44

MikeGlitterousDingDong?

MikeGlitterousSprouts?

StuffMikeGlitterousTurkey?

<<gets coat>>

ExitPursuedByAChristmasGrinch Tue 10-Dec-13 22:19:22

Thank you Zing.

updates spreadshit

BlackeyedShepherdswatchsheep Tue 10-Dec-13 22:26:35

<wanders in>

BlackeyedShepherdswatchsheep Tue 10-Dec-13 22:28:30

I do not have the imagination for this.

PacifistDingDong Tue 10-Dec-13 22:30:56

Shepherd, but you already have a Christmassy name - genius grin

PacifistDingDong Tue 10-Dec-13 22:31:27

Are your BlackeyedSusan normally? <slow>

LittleMissGerardButlersBaubles Tue 10-Dec-13 22:46:09

I couldn't come up with anything decent blush

I was LittleMissGerardPoppyButler

TinselinaBumSquash Tue 10-Dec-13 22:48:08

Originally 'TitsalinaBumSquash' if you hadn't guessed grin <lazy name changer>

ItStillLooksLikeRainDear Tue 10-Dec-13 22:49:37

Just a subtle change for me

WireCatGlitteryBaubles Tue 10-Dec-13 22:50:55

I'm usually WireCat.
As you can see, my Christmas name is inspired fhmm

aGnotherGnuletideGreeting Tue 10-Dec-13 22:55:43

I have been aGnotherGnu for a little while now

IsawJimmykissingSantaClaus Tue 10-Dec-13 23:02:36

Usually JimmyCorkhill.

fatedtopretendsantaisreal Tue 10-Dec-13 23:13:03

I was fatedtopretend, I don't think I tried very hard smile

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer Tue 10-Dec-13 23:31:38

Usual NN - BlatantRedhead
Xmas NN - BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer

Personally I really like mine smile

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer Tue 10-Dec-13 23:33:16

aGnotherGnuletideGreeting that's so clever! I couldn't think of any plays on the words for mine!

ZingChoirsOfAngels Tue 10-Dec-13 23:33:26

Actually, forget ZingleBells, I think this is better.

so I'd like the votes pouring in for this name, please.

thanks fgrin

RoadKillTurkeyStuffingandSprou Wed 11-Dec-13 00:03:03

This is the first time I have taken part in a name change 'event'

Normal name is Roadkillbunny

Not that anyone would be likely to know me, I'm one of those fairly quiet ones you need to watch!

RoadKillTurkeyStuffingandSprou Wed 11-Dec-13 00:07:03

Although I now realise I am missing a t. Was intended though obviously... part of the name... Roadkill can spread out somewhat. Yes that's it . Totally, really, really on purpose that missing t.

JustRestingMyMincePies Wed 11-Dec-13 01:05:17

Was JustRestingMyEyes but in my christmas crackered sleep-deprived state I appear to have gone all Guy Ritchie fwink

Blimey! happy christmas mumsne'ers. Lor' luv a duck for my xmas dinner fgrin

JustResting apologises for her dodgy mockneyness. Her attempt at doing any accent in real life is far far worse and only improves in her head after copious amounts of wine x

DonnaFlapperBlitzen Wed 11-Dec-13 01:16:21

I'm normally Footflapper, then I changed my name to DonnaFlapperNoble (Dr Who 50th) to this ^
Plus I've noticed that Badly Drawn Boy have made a song called Donna Blitzen..

JollySantersSelectionBox Wed 11-Dec-13 01:19:59

'Tis WallyBantersJunkBox here. Late to the thread as I have been busy buffing my baubles.

Falalalalaaaaalalaaalalaaaaaaa!

MrsWolowitzYouAMerryChristmas Wed 11-Dec-13 03:03:30

MrsWolowitz checking in.

FrostySamosa Wed 11-Dec-13 03:44:03

Was PoppadomPreach

PseudoSanta Wed 11-Dec-13 07:19:35

PseudoBadger smile

FeijoaVodkaUnderAPohutukawa Wed 11-Dec-13 09:28:57

Most recently been FeijoaVodkaIsThirstyForVodka. The Pohutukawa is known as the NZ Christmas tree as it flowers with massives of bright red flowers in Summer - which is Christmas time there. I'm feeling a bit home sick at the minute and would love to be on the beach under a Pohutukawa.

ClausIsTrulyReal Wed 11-Dec-13 09:34:44

Cunning disguise there PBadge.

"wink

AllIWantForChristmaaaasIsEWE Wed 11-Dec-13 09:42:20

Gosh I'm so boring. My usual is EweHaveGoatToBeKiddinMe. Played a bit with EweHaveGoatToBeSkiddinInSnow before realising how crap it was. My new one is marginally better. Marginally. fgrin

Only 14 more sleeps! fgrin

SMorgauseBordOfChristmasTat Wed 11-Dec-13 09:42:37

Tis I, Morgause. fgrin

AGnuMasqueradingAsAReindeer Wed 11-Dec-13 10:02:05

I like aGnotherGnu's NC better than mine!fsmile

TheFirstToel Wed 11-Dec-13 10:08:52

Ta-daa. BigToesofFrog here.

PseudoSanta Wed 11-Dec-13 10:29:59

I'm rubbish at names...

DoctorTwoTurtleDoves Wed 11-Dec-13 10:40:23

Zing and I had the same idea! grin

<ahohahahehem> Usually DoctorTwo. Now off to change my hovererer.

ZingChoirsOfAngels Wed 11-Dec-13 11:22:38

wink

you look good in that one TurtleDoves!

DoctorTwoTurtleDoves Wed 11-Dec-13 11:34:29

And my hovererer is an approximation of what the great man might say.

How do you namechange these days? confused

DoctorTwoTurtleDoves Wed 11-Dec-13 12:04:38

Go to the top of the page and hover over 'My Mumsnet. You should get a drop down box with various options. Click on 'My account' and it goes to a page where you can put in your new name. You will need to input your password before saving the change, but then you're good to go. Good luck!

GloriaTheHighlyFavouredLady Wed 11-Dec-13 12:11:45

Hooray! Thank you. <was StarlightMcKenzie>

Used to be StarlightWonderStarlightLight, previous Christmases but never won with that name.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Wed 11-Dec-13 12:29:43

Usually NoelHeadbands or NoelOfLorst

I know. Groundbreaking.

AlbertGiordinHoHoho Wed 11-Dec-13 12:37:34

<without spelling mistakes a la Dr Who comp and a crisis of capitalisation>

AlbertGiordino -> AlbertGiordinHoHoho

genius.

Some great NCs on here so far

PacifistDingDong Wed 11-Dec-13 19:51:19

I am loving all of these, although they give me wit-envy envy

I'm sorry, Beyond, I didn't mean to make you sing fwink

GingleBells Thu 12-Dec-13 17:43:21

Oh finally found it.

I hope I'm not plagiarising as I haven't RTFT yet!

Hello everyone fsmile

and this name is in honour of the lovely Olivia, for when she is allowed again.

GingleBells Thu 12-Dec-13 17:44:51

Usual name is nothing to do with it btw - RooneyMara. You can't do NOTHIN with that wine

DeckTheHallsWithBoughsOfHorry Thu 12-Dec-13 18:06:06

RooneyMaryHadABaby ?

GingleBells Thu 12-Dec-13 18:11:34

Oh very good! But I like the gin one now. <chains self to name>

ISpyNotAnotherMincePie Thu 12-Dec-13 18:18:26

I'm usually ISpyPlumPie.

JingleBrains Thu 12-Dec-13 19:40:42

BrainSurgeon here

MsP7SwansASwimming Thu 12-Dec-13 19:47:24

MsP7 here (need more alcohol to be more creative!)

wibblychristmasjelly Thu 12-Dec-13 20:05:19

I'm normally wibblyjelly

NightmareBeforeChristmasWalkin Thu 12-Dec-13 20:30:12

I am NightmareWalking usually!

DRivingHOLMESforChristmas Thu 12-Dec-13 21:32:28

Clue is in the name fsmile

DRivingHOLMESforChristmas Thu 12-Dec-13 21:35:18

DrHolmes if you cant guess!

PestoFestivissimos Thu 12-Dec-13 21:54:29

I was PestoFlashissimos...

NumNumChristmasPudInMyTum Thu 12-Dec-13 22:16:14

Usually NumTumDeDum.although due to a serious case of cantbearsedtochangeback most recently NumTumRedRum in honour of Halloween. Feel certain that genius name did not win because it was thought up by SarahandFuck for me.

No help this time. Obviously or it wouldn't be so lame.

My favourite so far on this thread is MrsTerryPratchett - MrsTerry'sChocolateOrange.

WhoKnowsWhereTheMistletoes Thu 12-Dec-13 22:18:41

Normally WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes.

QODRestYeMerryGentlemen Thu 12-Dec-13 22:52:10

Tis is my traditional QODmas name

NoRumoursAtTheInn Fri 13-Dec-13 07:10:35

Im usually Rumours smile

shutitthepresentsareinthere Fri 13-Dec-13 07:25:05

I'm usually shutitwierdo

mrscogon34thstreet Fri 13-Dec-13 08:44:05

Normally Mrscog fsmile

TwerkywithalltheTwimmings Fri 13-Dec-13 09:38:12

and a bad case of pmTea fgrin

TwerkywithalltheTwimmings Fri 13-Dec-13 09:39:59

grin starlight yup, that one stumped me for a whole 10 minutes too! Go to My Profile and have a look there.

TwerkywithalltheTwimmings Fri 13-Dec-13 09:40:55

sorry!!! it's under My Account starlight - agrh, me and technology...fgrin

LonelyShepherd Fri 13-Dec-13 13:48:32

I'm usually LonelyGoatherd

RigglinRoundTheChristmasTree Fri 13-Dec-13 15:27:32

Usually RigglinJigglin.

StarlightMcKingsThree Fri 13-Dec-13 17:20:54

That's better.

I was StarlightMcKenzie

CaroltheAncientChristmasTroll Sat 14-Dec-13 13:37:24

I have another, which I guess I can't take any of all the credit for as when I tried 'Yuletide' instead of Christmas, it had already been taken.

But here it is anyway, just for larks. If it wins anything unlikely then I'll send it to the person who did it first. if they can prove it fgrin

MikeLitoris Sat 14-Dec-13 17:47:44

Right this is the best I can do with my name. It will have to do.

Usually MikeLitoris

MikeLitoris Sat 14-Dec-13 18:09:38

Well that didn't work did it

SecretSantaFix Sat 14-Dec-13 18:12:27

pmsl.

I thought you were taking the piss, Mike!

I didn't realise it was a UCM moment.

MikeChristmasTreeIsLit Sat 14-Dec-13 18:20:33

fgrin

Hopefully it worked this time

SecretSantaFix Sat 14-Dec-13 18:35:48

It did. smile

MoreThanChristmasCrackers Sat 14-Dec-13 18:38:39

Not very imaginative but I am morethanpotatoprints.

Potatoprints just wasn't festive enough to play around with.

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Sat 14-Dec-13 18:46:07

Potatoprints in the snow?

I can't decide now, this is my third and final attempt at a suitable name, which is fairly seasonal I like to think as our favourite couriers do their party piece of not turning up.

Actually PF are among the ones that do better round here.

But still...Hermes doesn't rhyme with anything.

I never, ever win anything on here so chances are nothing will change fgrin

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Sat 14-Dec-13 18:47:45

Sorry, real name RooneyMara...

HECTheHeraldAngelsSing Sat 14-Dec-13 18:49:16

Hecate here.

MoreThanChristmasCrackers Sat 14-Dec-13 18:50:54

IheardMummy

I think yours is awesome, don't change it.
I think mine may say I'm a bit mad, which I don't mind fgrin

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Sat 14-Dec-13 18:55:28

fgrin You don't have to be to post here, but it helps.

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Sat 14-Dec-13 18:55:47

And thankyou!

OLittleTownOfBarflehem Sat 14-Dec-13 19:20:45

Tah dah! I am usually BarfaStewart.

SantasSisterdoesallthepresents Sat 14-Dec-13 19:25:08

It is me, normally HamletsSister

MickeyBaubles Sun 15-Dec-13 02:23:17

MichaelBubleBath in another life aka Mickey Bubbles
Have namechanged a lot this year

BeyonceCastle (ebayonesiehasslepostxmas did not have a ring to it)
BrunoMarsBar (oohnomarsbarstocking)
And have already entered this comp in mockney disguise*

But...have messed up password again and reset so have reregistered entirely and had to choose a new user name so michaelbaublegaff was sadly not to be and justrestingmymincepies is no more fsad

MickeyBubbles however will fit the bill. And twirl...

*do not view this as Strictly-style rigging as i am not in the UK so never get the chance to win these flipping things anyway fenvy even though i am a cheap date and just want hq to send me a packet of custard creams.

falalalalalalalala

ReastieYuleABU Sun 15-Dec-13 07:51:22

At last, it's taken me 3 weeks to think of this fblush

It's Reastie

ReastieYuleANBU Sun 15-Dec-13 07:53:28

Reastie again, slight tweak in nn there, as clearly I am never BU IMO fgrin

ReastieYuleANBU Sun 15-Dec-13 07:54:19

<oh yes you are BU>

<oh no you aren't BU>

<oh yes you are BU>

this could go on for some time

I'm easily amused

I will stop using up posts now

Hohohowhatfuckeryitis Sun 15-Dec-13 08:05:25

Very unimaginative Oh what fuckery here. Wanted Oh what fuckery it is...but thought it wasn't obvious enough. Oh, what about Oh fuckery I forgot the sprouts?

LovesBaublingTheTreeAgain Sun 15-Dec-13 08:15:11

<twirls>
was LovesBeingHereAgain

ChristmasPuddingtat Sun 15-Dec-13 09:57:29

Normally just Pudtat

ChestyNutRoastingOnAnOpenFire Sun 15-Dec-13 09:57:42

ChestyNut here fgrin

XmasPudtat Sun 15-Dec-13 10:07:23

Ah, that's better...

Christmastimemoonbluesandwine Sun 15-Dec-13 22:52:20

Normally moonblues. Starting to feel very Christmassy now. fsmile

AmGrowingMNChristmasTreeOfLove Mon 16-Dec-13 10:32:02

Do NOT laugh at possible appearance of cheesiness herefsmile

Whilst winning a prize would be a bono (who is gonna lie and say that winning stuff is NOT naice??!) MN - or more specifically, just downright incredible and awesome MN'ers - have carried me this year when I couldn't carry myself, and offered more support and love than I would ever have believed possible from total strangers.

Three of those incredibly amazing 'strangers' are now RL and very def. 'forever' friends and, all joking vis name aside, that and ALL of the support; encouragement; and the 'day in and day out' love that I have now been fortunate enough to have had for over 7 months since my OP still just blows me away.

I am not someone who thought I would ever need the help of strangers, but I did; and when I posted the OP referred to above I really was at absolute rock-bottom. So, whilst I know it's not quite the intention of this thread, I AM gonna use it to just shout out to ALL of the simply incredible TeamAM that YOU really are the best gift I have ever been lucky enough to receive.

AM
xxxx

PS: Whoops. Forgot something kinda important...

Dear Daily Fail,

Please feel free to come kiss my ass the next time you want to write what a bunch of 'vipers' Mumsnet is.

Kindest regards,

AM

ZingChoirsOfAngels Mon 16-Dec-13 11:08:13

AM

that's lovely! maybe it's just the pg hormones but am welling up...thanks

RunRunRuby Mon 16-Dec-13 11:25:02

I'm usually GoodbyeRubyTuesday. It's taken me weeks to think of anything and this is the best I could think of fsad

Lovely post, Am! thanks

Thumbwitch here, just in case I made it too obscure again. fgrin

Raftofdeterminationandlove Mon 16-Dec-13 11:34:03

Aah AM that's so sweet thanks xxxx

Fanjanghoho Mon 16-Dec-13 11:37:43

Fanjango here smilesmile

cjel Mon 16-Dec-13 11:44:46

fsmile AM that person 7 long months ago seems a lifetime away and I'm so glad you've reached out, I've definitely been blessed being one of AMs vipers. Also welling up (think its this virus or hormonesfgrin.

Thumb and Ruby Glad you told me who you are I would have missed you otherwisexx

fluffyanimal Mon 16-Dec-13 12:41:17

fblushfgrin AM

MistleToastyStoHoHoat Mon 16-Dec-13 13:41:14

I am usually ToastyStoat smile

SuburbanCrofter Mon 16-Dec-13 14:40:59

Thankyou from one of TeamAm

xxx

WhenSantaGotStuckUpACunnyFunt Mon 16-Dec-13 21:25:31

I am usually TheCunnyFunt fsmile when does it close?

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 17-Dec-13 12:06:19

Ho Ho Ho!

The poll is now up and running, and you have till tomorrow to vote here.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

ZombieFromTheRealmOfGory Tue 17-Dec-13 12:15:02

Kate, you might want to edit the thread title so folk know that voting is open. Some might not check the thread regularly.

ExitPursuedByAChristmasGrinch Tue 17-Dec-13 12:18:52

Well that was a difficult choice.

voted for you nickel

Voted! smile

oh! it's such a good list this year!
I don't know who to vote for

wish there were more options, though - I love the ones there, but it seems a shame to discount so many brilliant namechanges sad

wibblychristmasjelly Tue 17-Dec-13 13:29:02

voted...grin

JaneEyreTheRedNosedReindeer Tue 17-Dec-13 13:47:24

Have voted too fsmile

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 17-Dec-13 13:55:46

ZombieFromTheRealmOfGory

*Kate*, you might want to edit the thread title so folk know that voting is open. Some might not check the thread regularly.

Fair point well made Zombie, will edit it now!

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 17-Dec-13 14:04:46

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad

wish there were more options, though - I love the ones there, but it seems a shame to discount so many brilliant namechanges sad

<nods sadly> It is bit of a shame, as you all are vair hilarious - the original shortlist was double what it currently is. But we've chosen 10 as the poll limit, as that seems to be big to allow a good cross section, but not so long that it's overwhelming.

Voted fsmile

PacificDingbat Tue 17-Dec-13 14:51:57

Voted fsmile

JaneEyreTheRedNosedReindeer Tue 17-Dec-13 14:53:02

Hi Decor Kate TheXmasTreeMumsnet
Is it possible to put the voting page link in the opening post? Otherwise it might be a bit difficult to locate fgrin

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 17-Dec-13 15:14:40

JaneEyreTheRedNosedReindeer

Hi Decor Kate TheXmasTreeMumsnet
Is it possible to put the voting page link in the opening post? Otherwise it might be a bit difficult to locate fgrin

<waves wildly> Hello! You guys are full of good ideas today - will add the link to the OP now flowers

The poster formerly known at KatoPotato

Gads I'm late. Whit a scudder!

ooh, it's close running, isn't it! fshock

soooo exciting fgrin

there should be an [fcake] and an [fwine]

PacificDingbat Tue 17-Dec-13 19:16:10

Everybody is voting wrong angry
fwink

ExitPursuedByAChristmasGrinch Tue 17-Dec-13 19:16:57

And an [fbear]

bear

PacificDingbat Tue 17-Dec-13 19:20:05

Ooooh, a Christmas bear would be unbearably cute see what I did there?

We have little behatted bears that go on the Christmas tree, they are vair twee but DSs love them so I have an excuse to keep them

fsmile

The [fcake] should be either christmas cake or a mince pie...

PacificDingbat Tue 17-Dec-13 19:30:06

... or Christmas pudding

Pacific - that's what I just thought!
Much as I love the other two (in the top 3), I'm much more needy than they are.
I missed out last year to AF, and the year before I missed out because I had a brand new baby.

Go Team Nickel! fgrin

I can't believe I was in the lead earlier, now look at it sad

SMorgauseBordOfChristmasTat Tue 17-Dec-13 21:26:03

I'm chuffed to have made the cut, what with being fairly new and all.

fsmile

ZingChoirsOfAngels Tue 17-Dec-13 21:26:29

I'm just happy that I was nominated and that some people have voted for me!
yay!grin

fgrin

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Wed 18-Dec-13 13:41:36

Oh wow...I have NEVER been nominated before so thankyou SO SO MUCH flowers

Only just seen the shortlist! I've voted for Zing, as I keep seeing her name and it just, you know, flows fgrin

ZingChoirsOfAngels Wed 18-Dec-13 13:43:13

aaww, thank you Rooners smile thanks

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Wed 18-Dec-13 13:43:44

and by the way...jolly good luck to everyone else, and I agree there are some out and out stonkers of names this year, which didn't seem to make the shortlist.

If I win, which I shan't but anyway, if I do then you can all come round and share whatever it is.

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Wed 18-Dec-13 17:46:10

(what time does it close btw?) <nervous>

AureliaDarling Wed 18-Dec-13 20:18:37

Décorkate- I thin you should win wink I quite like Rooners - but it is cheating really as not a play on NN. Nickeldonkey - didn't you win already with the same name? More imagination needed as doing the same thing for several years is a bit like flogging a dead donkey. Best to give someone else a chance? Non? Though saying that, where IS AnyFuckerForAMincePie? That one deserves a life time achievement award! grin

TaraLott Wed 18-Dec-13 20:50:42

Next year I shall be TaraLottForTheTurkey.

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer Wed 18-Dec-13 20:51:05

Voted! Good luck to everyone!

Also thought these were really clever:
ThistletoeAndWine
aGnotherGnuletideGreeting
WhoKnowsWhereTheMistletoes
QODRestYeMerryGentlemen
OLittleTownOfBarflehem

So thanks to those ladies, your names made me smile grin

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Wed 18-Dec-13 20:52:21

Aurelia,

we didn't put ourselves forward to be nominated. MNHQ choose the shortlist.

I think Nickel's name is great.

DeckTheHallsWithBoughsOfHorry Wed 18-Dec-13 21:13:03

Um, what was this thread originally for if not self-nominating? confused

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Wed 18-Dec-13 21:37:08

Oh good point. fblush I don't think my brain is working today. I think I just wanted to defend Nickel as it seemed a bit off to criticise her.

But it was MNHQ who chose the shortlist wasn't it? And they put her on it.

ClausIsTrulyReal Wed 18-Dec-13 21:53:35

I think the OnDancerror one is inspired!

Thank you the everyone wot voted for me, you are all lovely doilies and obvis I will share with you now darn Romney has set that blahdy precedent. Gah.

! wink]

LoisChristmasPuddingLane Wed 18-Dec-13 22:16:21

I'm normally just LoisPuddingLane...

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 06:56:43

You're still winning, Chaos fgrin

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 10:51:31

is it done then?

Obviously Chaos is the winner if voting is closed - Congratulations! fgrin

thanks for those who voted for me, you have impeccable taste fgrin

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 11:26:35

I'm not sure it is, Zing - last I looked there are two votes in it! And still keeps going up.

I think MNHQ have forgotten to close the polls. wine

Some great names this year! Totally hard to decide who to vote for!

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 11:34:50

<hard stare at Tee>

fgrin

you know you want to.

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 19-Dec-13 12:02:10

Message deleted by Mumsnet because KateS is an eejit

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 19-Dec-13 12:03:06

Message deleted by Mumsnet because nothing to see here <whistles>

PacificDingbat Thu 19-Dec-13 12:09:32

fgrin - Mulled wine this early in the day, Kate?

So, do we have a winner??

ClausIsTrulyReal Thu 19-Dec-13 12:10:58

<<gently prises gin from Kate's grip>>

Hair of the dog, dulling?

Oh I voted. Was just hard to decide!

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 12:20:54

LOL - what did Kate say? Was she a bit, erm, shall we say...inebriated?

TaraLott Thu 19-Dec-13 13:50:53

Has voting closed?
Did Kate announce the wrong winner? grin

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 14:06:15

No idea as I missed her posts entirely!

Kate - can I swap my votes with Chaos please?
we're bezzy mates, and share everything anyway, so it won't be a hardship.
I know she really wants me to win fgrin
pleeeeeeeeeeease?

what did I miss?
who criticized me?

we do put our own names forward - this thread goes "who's changed their name and wants to win a prize?" and we all go "<twirls> me please!", then MNHQ goes "we liked these ones the best out of all the names" and we all then go "this is the one I like the bestest of those"

smile

Aurelia
"Nickeldonkey - didn't you win already with the same name? More imagination needed as doing the same thing for several years is a bit like flogging a dead donkey. Best to give someone else a chance? Non? Though saying that, where IS AnyFuckerForAMincePie? That one deserves a life time achievement award!"

aha! - no, I came second to AF with her won-twice-in-a-row-with-the-same-name, with a similar name - I had chosen an Advent Triptych, where I was this, then nickeldonkeycarryamry and then nickeldonkeybethlehemsinsight, and when the competition time was, I was nickeldonkeycarrymary. So I thought this one might be in with a better chance, but it still isn't the best name change sad

BitOfFunWithSanta Thu 19-Dec-13 15:07:22

When does this close? I thought it was last night?

OLittleTownOfBarflehem Thu 19-Dec-13 15:10:47

I thought it was last night too fconfused

it says "yo uhave till tomorrow" and it was on tuesday she said it.
i've justrefreshed the poll and more votes have been cast.

the two leaders are neck-and-neck now.

TaraLott Thu 19-Dec-13 15:31:40

I think you should give Chaos your votes nickel seeing as how you're bezzies. wink

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 15:48:28

grin grin grin @ DecorKate

message deleted by Mumsnet because Kate's an eejit

this must be THE BEST reason for a deletion. ever.
grin

fshock

i fink people must have had a lot of disappointing non-deliveries this week!

(she's my bezzie, not vice-versa, she has to give me all her votes fwink)

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 15:58:45

Look if it's booze Chaos can have it anyway, I don't drink.

Don't think I can stand much more of this.

<self destructs>

<O--l---¬ wine

That is me face down on the carpet of MN.

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 15:59:38

grin

MmeCinqAnneauxDor Thu 19-Dec-13 16:02:14

Hmm. Last night was MNHQ Xmas party [taps nose]

[mixes alka seltzer for Kate]

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 16:03:58

Ohh...well that makes sense of what people were saying earlier then!

Poor things, we should cut them some slack.

it's still open....

( rooners - can I have it if it's booze? Chaos not allowed drinky fwink)

(i may have made that last bit up - I'm very needy and I neeeed to win things!)
fgrin

I think that you have all voted wrongly envy

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 16:11:01

Oh Nickel. I'll see what I can do. Except she is now catching up so I don't think I'll win, again.

sob

I haven't won anything since a lottery ticket on a cross channel ferry when I was about 9. 50p.

Oh no I did win a maths book once. That's so sad isn't it. sad sad sad vote for me you meanies

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 19-Dec-13 16:20:28

BitOfFunWithSanta

When does this close? I thought it was last night?

So did I. So. Did. I.

<collapses in a confused heap>

We'll announce the winner tomorrow. I think. And it will all make sense.

so when does it close?

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 16:28:11

Please close the polls at some point before tomorrow - I really can't take any more! I don't care if she <narrows eyes> wins. I just need it to be over before I lose the plot entirely.

you're still winning smile

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 17:00:48

ooh I like the top three sweating it!

Kate can you close voting on Christmas Eve, please?
fgrin

[cruel]

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 17:10:36

Zing!!! fgrin

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

top 2 sweating it - i'm not even in the running anymore.

although, I might have a chance to claw it back if it closes on christmas eve....
[evil grin]

didn't even notice that Soupy has overtaken me!
fshock

FestiveChopinLizt Thu 19-Dec-13 18:01:58

Voted.

TaraLott Thu 19-Dec-13 18:10:53

This needs a sticky on it so peeps know to vote.

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 18:14:45

I think it's only stickied on site stuff - not on active.

I kind of like being in the front running, actually, but if it goes on much longer I probably won't stay there - so am enjoying it while I can fsmile

Thankyou again everyone for this moment of pleasure.

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 18:24:55

Rooners

I hope you win, then it will be an even bigger honour that you voted for me!
fwink

[although I had voted for Chaos, I liked the creativity of that NC]

BitOfFunWithSanta Thu 19-Dec-13 18:26:16

Nickel, this really isn't bringing out your best side, is it? fgrin

Do I dare point out that the last time there was a name change comp, for Hallowe'en, there was also ishoos.

fgrin

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Thu 19-Dec-13 18:28:04

yy keep it up fgrin

I feel like Kate Winslet off of Titanic, clinging to the helm for dear life.

MmeCinqAnneauxDor Thu 19-Dec-13 18:52:23

Tee
I reckon we should start angry AIBUs at not being on the short list, despite having clearly superior namechanges

DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn Thu 19-Dec-13 18:55:55

didn't even notice that Soupy has overtaken me!

There, there <<pats Donkey on the head>>

Yes, Mme! Let's!

zellamsee Thu 19-Dec-13 19:01:25

I'm voting Chaos because it's a proper variation on her usual name. Yours is very clever though, Rooney, it's a good pun.

JugglingUnwiselyWithBaubles Thu 19-Dec-13 19:04:21

I voted earlier today and then spent the rest of the afternoon trying to re-find the thread fblush It seemed really un-searchable for some reason.

Anyhow, I voted for OnDasherrorOnDancerror though secretly I think mine's better fgrin

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 19:42:34

Baubles

I think mine is best but whatever. I'm not bitter.

angry

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 19:42:58

oh I meant grin

no I didn't

PacificDingbat Thu 19-Dec-13 19:46:04

Ooooh, neck on neck now fgrin!!

Now, now, ladies, don't fight fight, fight, fight, FIGHT

JugglingUnwiselyWithBaubles Thu 19-Dec-13 20:01:52

Ooh, yours is rather good Zing - wish I'd voted for yours now fsmile

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 20:02:22

Pacific

--are we in the front row to watch teeth and hair and spit and blood fly everwhere?

Fight Fight Fight Fight FIGHT to the death!--

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 20:03:17

oops, massive strike through failure

Thanks baubles!smile

JugglingUnwiselyWithBaubles Thu 19-Dec-13 20:04:08

Oh and couldn't MNHQ put this in DOTD for the rest of the evening or until the poll closes and result is announced?
It's very hidden ATM unless it comes up in Active Convos

AugustaProdworthy Thu 19-Dec-13 20:07:42

I have absolutely no idea/imagination- could done kind soul suggest a festive version of mine ? ( I'm not cheating I just can't think of anything!)
Help please!

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 20:09:22

Augusta it's too late for this year, but I'll PM you some ideas.

AugustaProdworthy Thu 19-Dec-13 20:11:38

Thank you, I'm just not convinced my nn can be changed, I regret choosing it now!

JugglingUnwiselyWithBaubles Thu 19-Dec-13 20:14:41

Perhaps you could do something with the Augusta bit, seeing as August is a summer month?

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 20:15:41

any name can be twisted round.

Augusta

I sent you 4 ideas.wink

PacificDingbat Thu 19-Dec-13 20:17:19

Augusta, listen to The Zing fgrin

We'll just have to keep bumping this thread until voting is closed.

No fight? <disappointed>

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 20:28:22

Pacific

"The Zing" grin grin grin grin
like I'm some life guru or wise mentor
<ponders>

yep, it suits. I accept! grin grin

PacificDingbat Thu 19-Dec-13 20:36:16

You're welcome all those fivers you gave me are paying off grin

'The Zing' - like 'The Fonz'

ZingChoirsOfAngels Thu 19-Dec-13 20:38:08

That's it! The Fonz! I knew it rang a bell!

grin

PacificDingbat Thu 19-Dec-13 21:58:13

Do we have a winner? fwink

<champagne on stand-by>
When is this fecking thing done?

bof you know me, overreactor extraordinaire fblush

I didn't even vote for myself.

am happy for either of the top two to win now I don't stand a chance [halo]

my favourite one ever was ChristmasTrolleyRage

RustyBear Thu 19-Dec-13 22:48:25

"Do I dare point out that the last time there was a name change comp, for Hallowe'en, there was also ishoos"

TEE - do I dare point out that there has been a name change comp since Hallowe'en.... fwink

MickeyBaubles Fri 20-Dec-13 02:01:38

Bless all who voted for Justresting - I had hoped the Cockney vote would be larger fwink That Mo put you all off didn't she?!
It was nice to be nommed though - has only happened once before*, lost then too but it's the taking part innit? fgrin
My own husband would have voted for DrivingHolmesForXmas the treacherous snake - but that name change made him go Yay and do his Chris Rhea impression.

Congrats chaos and rooners - and commiserations to my two other favourites which weren't nominated... mcpheelingupSanta (inspired) and Mmecinqanneauxd'or (clever)

Merry Christmas Everyone and thanks for getting me through another year
Will be twirling yet another name change at Easter...

Mickey aka Mincepies xx

*eggrytodiseggry some Easters ago...

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Fri 20-Dec-13 07:48:53

Where is your partisanship, Nickel? Not good enough. Tut. You need to be drawing swords on one side or t'other. preferably mine

Mickey I think that the egg name is probably the best I have ever heard.

How could you not have won with THAT beauty?

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 20-Dec-13 09:50:58

<waves jovially>

Morning everyone! Well after a nail biting race, the results are in. In first place is IHeardMummyDissingParcelForce, and in second is ClausIsRealTruly

<applause all round>

Well done everyone who took part - as ever, a very high standard of namechange.

Huge apols for the confusion yesterday. I can only blame gin and the thought of Idris Elba in the office, a potentially lethal combination.

Merry Christmas everyone! wine

PseudoSanta Fri 20-Dec-13 09:55:40

Erm.... It's ClausIsTrulyReal [wunk]

DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn Fri 20-Dec-13 09:57:32

Still hungover, clearly smile

Congratulations to the winners smile

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Fri 20-Dec-13 10:07:16

Oh thankyou Kate, and thanks everyone...that's really very lovely.

fsmile flowers

DecorKateTheXmasTreeMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 20-Dec-13 10:27:58

PseudoSanta

Erm.... It's ClausIsTrulyReal [wunk]

Doh - thanks SuedoPanta. I mean JudoFanta. I mean NouveauCanter.

<goes back to bed>

DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn Fri 20-Dec-13 10:29:37

[ibuprofen]
[water]

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Fri 20-Dec-13 10:51:36

fhmm I feel uncertain that there will be any, erm, prizes, ahem, left at this rate. They are clearly all completely blotto fgrin

DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn Fri 20-Dec-13 10:57:37

Don't worry - they're sending them by Parcelforce.

Oh, hang on...

IHeardMummyDissingParcelforce Fri 20-Dec-13 11:00:15

LOL

fgrin

fgrin Soupy!

Congrats to the winners!

Whatever their names are...

PacificDingbat Fri 20-Dec-13 20:55:32

Hang on, hand on, Edris Elba is one of the prizes?? And Kate has snaffled him for herself? fshock

FIX!!

Humph <hoiks>

Congrats to the winners. I suppose... <ungracious loser>

ooh, well done rooners!
[mwah]

TheseAreTheJokesFolks Sat 21-Dec-13 03:38:56

Well done Rooners. Tis me Mickey.
eggrytodiseggry was the year of...drum roll
....OhChristIsRisenFenton

One cannot argue with genius. Loved it then, love it still...

OnDasherrorOnDancerror Sun 22-Dec-13 13:46:38

Ooh I didn't even realise I'd made the shortlist! Congrats to the winners, very clever! grin wine

RooneyWanderingStara Mon 23-Dec-13 13:03:42

Your name was superb fsmile

I don't know what they are sending me yet but I am getting prize guilt.

If it's a multi pack of M&S knickers we can all share.

If it involves chocolate though I may renege on my earlier offer...

Ohfuckeryitsmarzipan Mon 23-Dec-13 22:09:01

I wanted to be Ohfuckeryiforgottoputthesproutson But it's too long. So oh what fuckery is this becomes....

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