Ahem!

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Where is Olivia?

Is she having the twins?
Is she busy shopping for penis beakers?
Have I just not been paying attention and missed her Ahem-ming all over the place?

I'm sure I haven't seen someone else lately but I don't know who. confused

FruOla Fri 11-Oct-13 15:31:51

Well, she ain't drinking gin .... that's for sure grin

Ah yes! Pre twinnage I would have just presumed she was off drinking gin but obviously not.

Tis a mystery.

<strokes chin in mysterious way>

RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 16:25:27

She's still here grin but not for much longer sad although hopefully she'll be back grin

She's working tonight as it happens....

She looks utterly blooming gorgeous too, but do be nice, those twins are rather wiggly.

You made her do Friday night after beakergate?

That's just mean!

IamtheZombie Fri 11-Oct-13 17:35:23

Zombie loves your hoverer, Rebecca.

(Zombie still pictures Marilyn Monroe when she sees your name...)

I've promised her brand and banal tonight. Yus, that's Banal..

I hope all those ilk are rabbled out after that webchat.

What webchat? What did I miss?

FruOla Fri 11-Oct-13 19:25:07

Yes, Olivia is here, now - she's got her finger hovering over the Red Delete Button as we speak grin

Linky?

FruOla Fri 11-Oct-13 19:49:05

She's deleted it now - nothing spectacular at all, it just looked like a journo looking for free information from anyone minded to answer. The (few) replies were essentially all F-off grin

But she's talking about Cumberland sausage now - well, after all, she is 'eating for three' wink

HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 19:50:49

Rebecca are you still here? Because I have a minor yet majorly entitled problem I was going to start a thread about but I don't want to bother the Big O. thanks

Thanks FruOla. I found her after you mentioned Cumberland Sausage. grin

I'm intrigued by your minor yet majorly entitled problem, Honey.

WESTMORLAND SAUSAGE!!!

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 20:24:05

I am here
Not for too much longer in an official capacity. sad But I'll be about and

don't worry, we will update y'all when the twins arrive - hopefully not for a fair while yet (though am 28 weeks and have a fullterm singleton sized bump shock)

In the meantime please feel free to add your suggestions to my name threadgrin

Honey- mail us, do.

All that searching and I would have found you breaking up a bun fight on a Christmas shopping thread of all places. shock

I will have a think about twin names. I can only remember 2 sets but their names have gone from my memory. I'm guessing you don't want unmemorable names.

What is all this Westmorland Sausage business?

Sausages are good. As is Westmorland.... any other questions?

Do I need to don a tin hat if I ask the following question:

Are Cumberland and Westmorland sausages the same thing?

a westmorland is slightly more herby/spicy. they both have the same 'girth'

what most people think is a cumberland sausage would now be classed as a westmorland sausage. Both tend to come in 'rings' rather than 'links'

HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 21:11:18

It's ok I can say here and satisfy Pete's curiosity

Erm is anyone in HQ using a signed Mary Berry autobiography as a gin coaster? Only I won it after the web chat and my mum wants to read it. grin

Oh do visit us Olivia, we will all shamelessly virtually sniff their heads when they arrive smile thanks

No sad face over your mat leave either you'll need the rest xx

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee Fri 11-Oct-13 21:14:19

How much longer do you think you'll be working for Olivia - are we talking days or weeks? Are you OK - other than the sexy waddle?

Breaking up a Christmas Shopping thread? FGS some posters could fall out with themselves in a phone box! grin

See, I learn new things all the time on Mumsnet. I'd never heard of Westmorland before tonight, let alone knew there was a sausage.

Virtual baby head sniffing. <sigh>

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 21:23:10

HoneyDragon

It's ok I can say here and satisfy Pete's curiosity

Erm is anyone in HQ using a signed Mary Berry autobiography as a gin coaster? Only I won it after the web chat and my mum wants to read it. grin

Oh do visit us Olivia, we will all shamelessly virtually sniff their heads when they arrive smile thanks

No sad face over your mat leave either you'll need the rest xx

I will find out about the Mary Berry book but can't check personally as -am too fat to fit in the door at hq exaggerates for comic effect

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 21:24:00

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee

How much longer do you think you'll be working for Olivia - are we talking days or weeks? Are you OK - other than the sexy waddle?

grin

Couple more weeks and yes holding up but around a bit less as am doing lots of resting up.
Waddle is something else.

NoComet Fri 11-Oct-13 21:35:33

Sympathy for the term bump at 28 weeks.
DF (who's twins went to term and were bigger than my singletons) ended up with just one maternity too that fitted.

NoComet Fri 11-Oct-13 21:35:51

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HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 21:49:02

Olivia, I have been reported on the bargains thread for trying to point out someone's being a bit of an arse, you'd better go and nix me for re reading the bargain threads .... My numerous attempt failed somewhat.

Sorry sad thanks

I know I was reported as it was written in big old CAPITALS and everythink. sad sad

I still can't believe it is kicking off on a thread about Christmas shopping, in October.

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 22:00:15

StarBallBunny

Sympathy for the term bump at 28 weeks.
DF (who's twins went to term and were bigger than my singletons) ended up with just one maternity too that fitted.

OH YE GODS

HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 22:02:16

I've got Olivia in trouble now. She's facing gang accusations shock

I've managed not to upset HQ for aaaaaaaaages. I'm going to get murdererered. <<hides behind bush>>

IamtheZombie Fri 11-Oct-13 22:06:50

Where is this thread, Honey?

HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 22:25:17

Xmas bargains, zombies. But we're not allowed to post till morning now

What, HoneyD? Someone's controlling a thread yiu want to play on? Let me at 'em. Or I coukd hold your coat. [wimk]

Why are you not allowed to post until morning?

I wanted to post the lyrics to Mistletoe and Wine to calm it all down until I realised that it might have the opposite effect. grin

IamtheZombie Fri 11-Oct-13 22:33:12

Zombie found it. Someone has a serious dose of the strops.

HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 22:38:57

Because the lovely mnetter that does the thread can't to another till the morning. And yes, people got the grumps and had an argy bargy and some have trouble letting go. Tis the way of the interwebz.

So I am leaving the space for others, a new thread will be born and all will be well in the world.

HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 22:40:28

I LOVE Mistletoe and Wine. I do a fucking awesome Cliff Sway™ When it comes on.

Well, that was helpful...

hmm

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 23:48:23

Stop being a grumble puss and sway with me you Grinch.

Sway?

Zat shecksy talk?

wink

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon Sat 12-Oct-13 00:05:54

<<rubs thighs enticingly>>

Have you visited the Mnet is not friendly thread? Its brilliant bewildering.

I was there considerably earlier than yow.

So neh.

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon Sat 12-Oct-13 00:15:03

Sorry, I did not see you blush

WHAAAT?

[wounded]

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon Sat 12-Oct-13 00:20:48

Ooh there you go, I did read your post you were being nice. I didn't notice it was you though so I shall only partially beat my self.

I'm allus nice.

Cept when I'm ignoring you.

wink

Are you ignoring my PM?

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon Sat 12-Oct-13 00:27:26

No. I leapt straight into action in its perusal.

Mwhax

RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Sat 12-Oct-13 01:17:52

Please don't scare Olivia with your Twin stories <overprotective>

grin

Sorry Rebecca, I think we were trying to cheer her up from everything else going on last night.

I vote that Olivia only has to work the naice nights. I have no idea when these are.

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