Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

(203 Posts)
YoniOrNotYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:19:54

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

Ooh yes SparklingYoni has a nice ring I think.

I feel like I need to try better now grin

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 11-Apr-13 21:31:07

Yoni madness <shakes head>

We will... think about it?

PseudoBadger Thu 11-Apr-13 21:34:08

Brian's not interested in nice rings Sparkling grin

YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi Thu 11-Apr-13 21:34:58


YoniForTonight Thu 11-Apr-13 21:35:31

Don't think too much about it Rowan - you'll need brain bleach.

Do it!

You could be YoniMumsnet grin

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Thu 11-Apr-13 21:36:22


I don't know whether UnexpectedItemInYoni has the same ring to it...

kneedeepindaisies Thu 11-Apr-13 21:37:32

KneedeepinYoni sounds quite wrong!

TheYoniestOfYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 21:37:59

Mine is Pulp Fiction inspired grin

OpheliasWeepingWillow Thu 11-Apr-13 21:39:47



YoniOrNotYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:42:31

You could be OpheliasWeepingYoni. Boak.

How about UnexpectedYoniInShaggingArea or UnexpectedMassageInYoniArea?

TheYoniestOfYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 21:46:00


dogdaysareover Thu 11-Apr-13 21:46:16

I offer the yonicokey: you put your left hand in your left hand out in out in out you shake it all about.

For your eyes Yoni
I Yoni want to be with you
Yoni the lonely

YonilyDevotedToYou Thu 11-Apr-13 21:50:36

<twirls> smile

kinkyfuckery Thu 11-Apr-13 21:51:37

Would I be kinkyyoni or yonifuckery? Hmmm.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Thu 11-Apr-13 21:52:06

Ooh I like UnexpectedMassageInYoniArea


Please Mumsnet can we have a competition, please?

D0GWithAYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:52:43

Is there a YoniOneKnobi yet?

TWinklyLittleStar Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:11

I do think a TWinklyLittleYoni sounds quite delightful smile

yonissmarterthantheaveragebear Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:28

the cartoon version smile

YonirockandrollbutIlikeit Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:41

My favourite is YonilovesChachi

katydidtookheryonitohull Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:49

Surely 50shadesofbrown has to become 50shadesofyoni for a while?!

YoniOneKnobi grin

ComeYoniWithMe Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:09

Is Brian giving out the prizes?

YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:49


HappyYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:54

I love this game smile

PseudoBadger Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:58

Oh he always gives out the prizes

TWinklyLittleStar Thu 11-Apr-13 21:56:12

If MNHQ cover his travelling expenses he might.

YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi Thu 11-Apr-13 21:56:55


KatyDidTookHerYoniToHull Thu 11-Apr-13 21:59:24

MyKingdomForAYoni ?

KatyDidTookHerYoniToHull Thu 11-Apr-13 21:59:48

or AlasPoorYoniIKnewHerSoWell

BridgetJonesYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:01:31

I do wish we could have apostrophes in names sad

YoniLovesChachi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:01:59

The prize is a sponsored by Femfresh, at Brian's request.

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:02:39

<twirls> DS is obsessed with Star Wars and it's on my mind sad

ComeYoniWithMe Thu 11-Apr-13 22:05:00

I think we need an awards ceremony.
The top 10 get invited to a swanky hotel in Hull (do they exist?) we all get on stage ( cos obviously I'll be in the top 10) and Brian Yoni's us...
The loudest wins!!!

JonBonYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:06:11

I have finally arrived! Only no one knows who I am now!!

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:07:03



YoniOrNotYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:08:20

The prize is a sponsored by Femfresh, at Brian's request. grin

There's a Travelodge in Hull. Do you think that'll do?

JonBonYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:08:42

YoniWanKEnobi! You win <falls on sword>

OneNightYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:09:26

YoniOneKnobi is inspired grin

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:09:30



YoniLovesChachi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:10:13

Travelodge has everything Brian needs, bar the rubber sheets that you have to provide yourself.

I have donned my Yoni smile

TheYoniVicarInaTutu Thu 11-Apr-13 22:12:18

ive had to change back just in case......

D0GWithAYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:14:35

TheYoniWayIsUp, y'know like the song ..?

HelenYoniSchmoniMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 11-Apr-13 22:14:38

Um. <speechless>

And ROAR at Femfresh...

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:16:38


TheYoniVicarInaTutu Thu 11-Apr-13 22:17:18

i hear Tena are engaging in a bidding war....after all, those feminine waters need to go somewhere....

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:19:08

Actually, can I ask something. Is YoniYouCanSaveMankind better or worse than my current name?

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:19:33

And yes, I know they're both bad names btw sad

YoniOko Thu 11-Apr-13 22:21:00

Checking in

PoppadomPreach Thu 11-Apr-13 22:21:38

I so want to name change to "IntoTheGroove" but it's taken. Gah!

QuintessentialYawnyYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:22:31


YoniWankEnobi is better by miles, light yearsgrin

YoniCantBuyMeLove Thu 11-Apr-13 22:24:49

YoniWankEnobi is a frontrunner IMO - keep it!

(Rather appropriately my iPad tried to correct this to front rubber grin)

Another song:


QuintessentialYawnyYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:25:35

Love YoniWankEnobi

thegoodthebadandtheyoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:25:44

My yoni says no(ni) - still giggling grin

IfYoniIHadABrian Thu 11-Apr-13 22:29:33

I'm in!

KatyDidTookHerYoniToHull Thu 11-Apr-13 22:29:39

99 Red Yonis?

CooEeeEldridge Thu 11-Apr-13 22:29:58

TheTwoYonis ? Ahhhh.... Prob been done!

KatyDidTookHerYoniToHull Thu 11-Apr-13 22:30:15

or a rewrite of Aha's Take On Me?

just Relax.....

thewhistler Thu 11-Apr-13 22:31:39

Yoni Bare

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:32:10

Thanks for the advice smile will keep my name!

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:32:46

Laughing at front rubber!

YoniBear Thu 11-Apr-13 22:34:42

Can I bring my Boo Boo to the Travelodge if I am shortlisted?

YoniLoveCanSetYouFree Thu 11-Apr-13 22:36:43


SaddleUpRideYourYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:36:59

Yee ha!

TheOneAndYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:37:27


Someone has already taken IAmTheOneAndYoni. envy Sorry for copying IAm, whoever you are!

SmackTheYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:38:07


YoniLovesChachi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:38:11

Brian said you can bring a friend to watch his routine, so Boo Boo shouldn't be a problem.

BlameItOnTheYoniExpress Thu 11-Apr-13 22:38:59

I liked YoniMitchell.

TheTwoYonnies Thu 11-Apr-13 22:40:03

I've done it!!!

TheTwoYonnies Thu 11-Apr-13 22:40:28

Oh no...


Because I thought of it but it was taken by someone much more on the ball than me envy

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered Thu 11-Apr-13 22:49:05

Help! I want one. Why did I saddle myself with this fucking stupid, unadaptable handle?

SmacktheYoni <snort>

TheOneAndYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:49:36

I can't be bothered to name change again, so I'm offering HeadsShouldersYonisAndToes up to anyone who wants it! Assuming it's not been taken too...

Hullofclityre Thu 11-Apr-13 22:51:39

Am I too late?

YoniBear Thu 11-Apr-13 23:00:00

Thanks, Chachi. Boo Boo will be thrilled.

ImYoniKidding Thu 11-Apr-13 23:02:30

Ta Da!

IWanderedYoniAsACloud Thu 11-Apr-13 23:03:14

I wanted to be TheOneandYoni envy

3WiseYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 23:03:29

Well, I know the magi were supposed to be men - but as they were wise, did they really have "lingams"?

SnatchOfTheDay Thu 11-Apr-13 23:05:34

I wanted snatch22!

I want to win a NC competition!!

Pretty pretty pweeeeze!

HeadShouldersYonisAndToes Thu 11-Apr-13 23:06:47

And meeeeee!

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 23:10:44

Please can we have a NC comp? No prizes or anything, just a trophy made out of text and shaped like a yoni?

WorraLorraYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 23:12:33

I'd like to see a DonCorleYoni grin

DoctorAnge Thu 11-Apr-13 23:15:37


TheWifeOfBrian Thu 11-Apr-13 23:16:40

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:19:08

I thought I done it

DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:19:52

Thanks Worra.

YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels Thu 11-Apr-13 23:20:42


Brilliant!! That has to be 1st prizegrin

3WiseYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 23:21:13

DoneCorleYoni is my vote for the prize.

So good - on so many levels.

I must go to bed - can't take much more of this hysteria that is being yoni induced!

WorraLorraYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 23:24:11

Yay Don whoever you are grin

DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:24:15

How do I change my hoverererer?

TheWifeOfBrian Thu 11-Apr-13 23:25:06

User status, under the name change field.

DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:25:59

DonBewitchedBoth...oh fuckit too long and boring.

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 23:29:30

DonCorleYoni is amazing!

DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:31:16

OMG this is soooo exciting!

MacaYoniAndCheese Thu 11-Apr-13 23:31:40

Have we confirmed prizes yet? If it's going to be Brian and his ministrations I may have to reconsider entering envy <----barf.

HullsYoniHalfFull Thu 11-Apr-13 23:31:41

Here's mine smile

SmackTheYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:31:55


DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:32:36

And it backtracks!

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Thu 11-Apr-13 23:33:14

GinAndYonic, cos someone beat me to it.

BrianMasterOfTheYoniverse Thu 11-Apr-13 23:33:58

Here I am!

DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:35:27

Thank you Wife of Brian grin

500internalerror Thu 11-Apr-13 23:36:07

Headsyoniskneesandtoes gringrin

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Thu 11-Apr-13 23:38:59

CBA to namechange on phone, so if anyone wants TheYoniversityOfHull..

bluehippo Thu 11-Apr-13 23:41:41


Oh crap. I am Brian's target market. sad

ArtemisKeldaHasALonelyYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:42:22

These are brilliant, DonCorleYoni is inspired.

YoniHaveToAsk Thu 11-Apr-13 23:44:30

Checking in! grin

DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:50:16

I vow allegiance to Worra, and will forever obey her every command!

YoniMitchInge Thu 11-Apr-13 23:51:23

Hello, this is YoniMitchInge checking in.

SergeantPeppersYoniHeart Thu 11-Apr-13 23:53:06

CBA to do the full title...

WorraLorraYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 23:53:14

Oooh I'll never have to hoover the carpet again grin

If you wake up beside a horse's head in the morning, it's nothing to do with me!

<< Worried >>

HelloThisIsYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:53:47

Actually, here I am.

DonCorleYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 23:56:04

Like yours 500, needs capitalising.

DonCorleYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:02:39

Horse head wasn't in my bed was it?

YonicTheHedgehog Fri 12-Apr-13 00:03:34



VivaLeYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:07:20

I've namedhanged

500internalerror Fri 12-Apr-13 00:08:01

Thanks Don, no capitals as was typing with the wrong hand.But just for you...


HeavenlyYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:08:43

Yoniwankenobi or doncorelyoni are on the leader board imo

HeavenlyYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:10:07


YoniHuman Fri 12-Apr-13 00:10:10

Thanks to MacaYoniAndCheese I will never be able to go up the pasta aisle in the supermarket now without sniggering.

EverSoYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:10:44

I'm loving YoniWankeKnobi

DonCorleYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:14:23

Much better grin 500

crazydrunkevilyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:15:09

Ahem .... grin crazydrunkevilyoni checking in .
these names are hilarious

deleted203 Fri 12-Apr-13 00:15:11

Because I am 'worn out' can I be YonitheLonely? Or has someone taken that?

MyLittleYoniRearEndGripIsMagic Fri 12-Apr-13 00:15:22

<prances, neighs>

HeadShouldersYonisAndToes Fri 12-Apr-13 00:16:50

You talkin' to me, Don and 500? wink

DonCorleYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:20:54

I think the one with the wank in the middle has the edge TBH.
Particularly succinct.

MacaYoniAndCheese Fri 12-Apr-13 00:21:58

There are lots of pasta shapes based on parts of the anatomy. I don't see why yonii should be excluded. Besides, nothing goes together like yoni and cheese grin.

YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 00:24:01

Me, DonCorleYoni (I laugh EVERY TIME I see that!)? I'm very subtle with my name. wink

MyLittleYoniRearEndGripIsMagic Fri 12-Apr-13 00:25:06

I can also offer:


YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 00:25:33

I will never see it the same way, ever again HeavenlyYoni and one of my nephews was a contestant, my memory is scarred because of this! Yoniversity challenge...

deleted203 Fri 12-Apr-13 00:28:16


DonCorleYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:33:26


ImYoniHappyWhenItRains Fri 12-Apr-13 00:45:09


YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 01:05:23

I love that sowornoit and I love that advert too...

YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 01:05:44

out sorry.

YoniBeingUnreasonable Fri 12-Apr-13 01:12:59


FreakOrYonique Fri 12-Apr-13 01:21:36

Checking in!

YoniSibary Fri 12-Apr-13 01:38:19



I vote 3WiseYonis and JonBonYoni grin

YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 01:45:58

Yoni have to look at our names and laugh MNHQ for a comp? Tis yoni a tiny competition? Well....

olgaga Fri 12-Apr-13 01:50:52

Can't be arsed to NC.

YoniLiveTwice after all.

YoniRotten Fri 12-Apr-13 02:11:09


YoniCash80Quid Fri 12-Apr-13 02:15:14

I Walk The Line.

Arghhhh! cant remember how to namechange!!!!

TanteRose Fri 12-Apr-13 02:56:48

harpy, click on MyMumsnet at the top of the page

log in, to view Private Profile > Registration details

change your name in Registration Details

click Save Changes (scroll down a bit for this)

MasterOfTheYoniverse Fri 12-Apr-13 03:02:32

Arigato gozaimas!

TanteRose Fri 12-Apr-13 03:11:34


cool name

YoniSingWhenYoureWinning Fri 12-Apr-13 03:12:33


MyFace Fri 12-Apr-13 03:16:54

PMSL at YoniWankEnobi

JonBonYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 08:12:39

So what time are MNHQ in??

ObiWankenYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 08:15:14

So is this on or what?


YoniYoniYoniYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 08:19:10

Morning smile

YoniTheLonely Fri 12-Apr-13 08:20:15


YoniWalnuts Fri 12-Apr-13 08:21:28


IllegalYoniFarm Fri 12-Apr-13 08:25:09

Ive namechanged!

TheYoniWayIsHull Fri 12-Apr-13 08:43:36

Another vote for YoniWankeNobi or BrianMakeaMyYoniMoany (on the other thread)

YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 09:11:04


ForYourEyesYoniBrian Fri 12-Apr-13 09:34:55

Come on MNHQ - you know you want to!

IsaacCoxAndYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 09:45:30


YoniLovesChachi Fri 12-Apr-13 11:24:13

Come on MNHQ. Put YoniWankEnobi out of her misery, she's practically begging now.

AnonYonimousBird Fri 12-Apr-13 11:31:03

^ YoniWankEnobi... hands down! (unfortunate turn of phrase wink).

What would [yoni] look like?!

ExitPursuedByYoniBear Fri 12-Apr-13 11:31:55

Joining in the fun

YoniDepp Fri 12-Apr-13 11:34:04

Checking In....

YoniDepp Fri 12-Apr-13 11:34:48

IsaacCoxAndYoni grin

Has no one done ItllBeYoniThisChristmas?


YoniYoniNameLeft Fri 12-Apr-13 11:38:28


SmellieWellies Fri 12-Apr-13 11:39:15

Great. if I nc I will be SmellieYoni

IYoniWantedAMassage Fri 12-Apr-13 11:40:52

I love MN...

YoniYoniNameLeft Fri 12-Apr-13 11:47:08

I like IYoniWantedAMassage!

K8Middleton Fri 12-Apr-13 11:48:28

Anyone had YokoYoni? Used to be married to John Lennon.

GibberTheMonkey Fri 12-Apr-13 11:56:08

Is up thread

YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 12:00:43

IYoniWantedAMassage is the best!

IYoniWantedAMassage Fri 12-Apr-13 12:04:15


IYoniWantedAMassage Fri 12-Apr-13 12:05:31

Disclaimer: I am NOT in anyway associated with Brian or his wife.

YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 12:10:57

Course you're not, IYoni we know the truth, course you're not.

IYoniWantedAMassage Fri 12-Apr-13 12:14:23

Anyone had 'YoniTheLonely(KnowTheWayIFeel)' yet?

Good ol' Roy Orbison

IYoniWentInForAPintOfMilk Fri 12-Apr-13 12:23:43

love YoniWankEnobi

BriansWife Fri 12-Apr-13 14:37:45

I have a soft spot for Jon Bon Yoni blush

YoniwayisHull Fri 12-Apr-13 14:50:43


You would not believe how many yoni combinations are taken!!!


YoniShapedLoveBox Fri 12-Apr-13 15:06:37

Cheking in and hoping to win!

YoniShapedLoveBox Fri 12-Apr-13 15:09:15

Ah and I'm inspired on Nirvana's song: heart shaped love box

I'm worried my name change is not making sense! Sjupes is like slips see? Tis funneee grin

cardamomginger Fri 12-Apr-13 15:25:22


YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 15:27:09

I love your name OneFinger although the image in my mind might give me nightmares.

cardamomginger Fri 12-Apr-13 15:28:52

SupercalifragilisticexpiYonidocious? Bit of a mouthful, though...

Haha thanks yoniwank grin it is disturbing isn't it! Once yoni time is over i'll try to change it back but i love it so much i'm loving how MN has become yoniville!

YoniTooTightToMention Fri 12-Apr-13 15:36:29

<Checking in>

MasterOfTheYoniverse Fri 12-Apr-13 15:41:40

grin cardamom
How about a new take on yodeling, yoni style?

cardamomginger Fri 12-Apr-13 15:49:30

Technical question - If I change my name, can I change it back again??

Yes you can. I'm flicked between this name (old name) and YoniWankEnobi (mynnamechange) because I was answering a serious question and I thought my name wasn't as um...'approproate'. You just type the exact same name as your current one in the box again and do the passwords thing and it goes back to your name (and your profile).

cardamomginger Fri 12-Apr-13 15:56:49

Ta grin.

CajaDeLaMemoria Fri 12-Apr-13 16:04:00

We should so change the site logo to say YoniNet for a while.


MyYoniIsHalfEmptyNoLonger Fri 12-Apr-13 22:44:36

Checking in. A long time lurker who rarely name changes, I couldn't resist this one grin

TapirsTickleMeYoni Sun 14-Apr-13 01:12:59



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