Mumsnet. Get your fecking arse in here RIGHT this minute. Right Now. Because I have something to say and you won't like it.

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Mumsnet. You Rock. And I love you thanks

As you were wink

IamtheZombie Mon 01-Apr-13 17:46:57

SIOB

Agrees with Weasel.

Still backs slowly out of thread before the wrath of HQ descends upon it.

It needed to be said Zombies. I'm not ashamed.

But I think I'll just go with you for a bit....

IamtheZombie Mon 01-Apr-13 17:52:51

Zombie is going to go hide in the bar and grill. She should be safe there. At least there's plenty of gin to offer if she is found.

Ooh is it open tonight? Lovely.

Maryz Mon 01-Apr-13 20:31:29

I agree too.

You are great.

especially when you agree with me and do what I want, and tell all the moaners to go away

WorraLiberty Mon 01-Apr-13 22:47:15

I honestly think that anyone who moans about MNHQ, should spend a couple of months posting on other internet forums.

This is by far the fairest and most laid back forum I've ever known in terms of moderation...the only large website I've ever known where the moderators will personally engage with its posters and try to see things in context.

Trying to see things in context and be fair to everyone must be a nightmare on such a large site.

That's the reason many other sites take the easy way out and just blanket ban swearing, or have a '3 deletions and your out' rule...no matter what the reason for deletions are.

They won't always get it right, but at least they tend to hold their hands up when they don't.

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 22:59:04

Amen to that Worra.

I'm not ashamed to say I've been around a bit. But here I stay. My heart and all the grips I may get lie with Mumsnet.

Gads bless her and all that sail in her
<<salutes>>

<<falls over>>

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 22:59:54

Not sure what Gads are, but I'm sure they can do an adequate blessing.

IamtheZombie Mon 01-Apr-13 23:00:41

{{{{{{{{{{{{ HONEY }}}}}}}}}}}}

Zombie has missed you soooooooo much!!

IamtheZombie Mon 01-Apr-13 23:01:06

Oh, and Zombie also agrees with Worra.

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 23:05:30

blush I feel better this way

<<returns hug furiously>>

Coconutty Mon 01-Apr-13 23:06:58

Agree with all the above.

WorraLiberty Mon 01-Apr-13 23:07:45

I'm sure you have been around a bit Honey but I didn't want to be the one to point that out << Nudge - wink >> grin

<< Tries to rearrange Zombie's fallen off limbs >>

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 23:09:16

Yes.

I will now await outcries of sock puppetry from insisted lurking reporters grin

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 23:09:37

<<kicks weasel suit behind back>>

IamtheZombie Mon 01-Apr-13 23:12:12

<< rips weasel suit to bits - sticks the bits randomly on her own body where no one will notice them >>

MintyyAeroEgg Mon 01-Apr-13 23:14:32

Ello ello ello ... what's going on here then?

I have been away for 4 days on me Easter hols. Can someone point me in direction of thread wot has inspired this thread?

Only I seem to have come back to a HUGE barny and loads of complaints about hq (as per).

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 23:14:35

Zombies?

Sweety?

Take the lederhosen off your head.

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 23:15:39

Nothing has inspired this thread Minty. It's original and true for my heart is pure with the love of Mumsnet.

<<anoints self with Gin>>

IamtheZombie Mon 01-Apr-13 23:17:50

<< moves lederhosen to more appropriate part of her anatomy >>

Tortington Mon 01-Apr-13 23:26:27

<adds 'arse kissers' list to the spreadsheet>

RandallPinkFloyd Mon 01-Apr-13 23:27:39

I would agree but I have got the arse.

There is still sodding snow every fucking where, my guttering is still in my font garden and DS is still a snot ridden, non-sleeping, ball of germs.

I can't even distract myself by MNing because its all gone to cock so I've had to do housework and interact with stbXh.

If you could point me in the direction of a good old fashioned barney it would be very much appreciated.

Harrumph.

(Glad you're back to normal btw, although I'd grown rather fond of weasel [smie] )

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 23:27:41

Sorry Custy.

By posting on my thread you have declared your love. It's legal and binding.

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 23:29:21

Randell. There aren't any proper barneys sad, its all passive aggressive sniping and point scoring.

Tortington Mon 01-Apr-13 23:30:31

damn it!

RandallPinkFloyd Mon 01-Apr-13 23:33:49

Balls. sad

Shall I start another thread about snot? I have an awful lot to say on the matter.

PaschalFancy Mon 01-Apr-13 23:38:51

I agree with WeaselDragoninLederBonnet.

And not just so I can get a last post in my Easter name.

MmeLindor Mon 01-Apr-13 23:39:16

Gosh. This is all rather unseemly, is it not.

<adjusts pince-nez>

Really. Such a show of affection, it is rather vulgar and unbecoming.

HoneyDragon Mon 01-Apr-13 23:43:52

Mme

Do you want to be anointed in Gin or not?

Randall. I think mucus will only get you sympathy, not a ruck my darling. Has your ds still got menthol feet and pickled onions up his nose?

RandallPinkFloyd Mon 01-Apr-13 23:50:13

He does indeed have menthol feet and the amount of Vicks melting away in bowls of hot water would make your teeth melt but he's still snorting away like a warthog.

I chickened out on the onions but I'm seriously considering them!

How can one tiny head produce so much green? I mean where does it all come from?

MmeLindor Mon 01-Apr-13 23:51:40

Hmm, if there is gin on the go, then I will have to join in.

Does the Vick on the feet thing work? Someone suggested it this week on Twitter.

RandallPinkFloyd Mon 01-Apr-13 23:54:25

No it does not angry

(Well it may do for coughs, which I think is the idea tbh, but it does nothing for snot)

Maryz Tue 02-Apr-13 00:09:41

Aha, I have solved the problem.

Mintyy has been sockpuppetting away wink

((((((((((((((((((((((Honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey)))))))))))

I luffs ya all.

<disclaimer, I don't really have mn friends, I'm not arse-licking or sucking up to mnhq or dissing newbies or partaking in a quichey thread or leaving anyone else out>

HoneyDragon Tue 02-Apr-13 00:12:32

Maryz

Yeah you are wink you hold a multitude of socks and are a big eggy quiche lover.

EduCated Tue 02-Apr-13 00:25:32

Agreed. If I do get arsy with you like when you won't believe that there's something right odd going in with any Movie Star Planet threads it's only cos I love you. Like my Mum, or summat.

EduCated Tue 02-Apr-13 00:26:40

Also, whenever I see quiches mentioned, I get a craving for them. Crap supermarket ones straight from the fridge. Food of the hangover gods.

Maryz Tue 02-Apr-13 00:29:55

M&S broccoli quiche is yummy. With a spoonful of Hellmanns and a few of their ridiculously expensive baby tomatoes.

<drools>

Good evening to all. I am keen to bask in the warmth that is HoneyWeasel's love for the Mumsnet.

I am shagged out after almost single-handedly propping up an ailing thread all day. I have now left it to collapse into oblivion.

Who do you have to frotter to get a cup of tea around here?

HoneyDragon Tue 02-Apr-13 00:32:57

<<hands over tea>>

smilebrew

Thanks awfully, Honey-poohs.

You might want to wipe your leg down there, post-frottage.

K8Middleton Tue 02-Apr-13 01:07:56

Aw it's nice you've put your Honeydragon outfit back on. I've often wondered if a Honeydragon is a thing but not quite enough to Google <muses>

<wanders in ready for a ruck>

<vomits at icky sweet thread

<wanders off to dispense further sage advice instead of going to bed>

I've just turned into a crazy hormonal cow lately. I blame the never-ending snow and all the sucky bugs. I do love MN really and also realise it must be a pain in the arse trying to keep the site under control sometimes. Btw, has anyone read the daily record? MN's vajazzle stunt is in their top 10 April fools wind ups!

WTF is a sucky bug? Stupid phone, it was meant to say sicky.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 02-Apr-13 01:44:29

I adore MN. Couldnt have managed 2013 without the MN. MN does ROCK. Its just the goady fuckers who need to fuck off

mumvswild Tue 02-Apr-13 01:51:17

MNHQ, I have been meaning to do this for a while but the opportunity has eluded me so far.

MN without a doubt has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I love this site and have palpitations at the thought of not being able to have it constantly available sad sack me .

You fully rock!

FunnysInLaJardin Tue 02-Apr-13 15:55:17

that's more like it

you know someone is bound to take offence at all the love and report this thread, dont you?

grin

Mumsnet, I love you too. and honey and all the other lovely people here grin

HoneyDragon Tue 02-Apr-13 19:11:56

Tantrums

Hence the full and binding rule.

If you post on this thread it's cause you feel the love.

and I will shoot any gobby nasty twats

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