Eggspect terrible puns - the Easter Name Change Competition is here!

(129 Posts)
KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 18-Mar-13 15:58:39

We know you guys go daft(odils) for a good old seasonal name change comp - so get your thinking Easter Bonnets on and prepare thy wasitlines, there is chocolate to be won.

The lovely folks at Kinnerton have donated some prizes for the winning namechange and runners up

To enter, name change to something suitably hilarious and Easter themed, then post on this thread and tell us who you normally are, so we can see how clever you've been.

We'll choose a sort list at some point <vague> and then you'll all have till the end of the week to vote for a winner.

So hop to it!

SoupDreggon Mon 18-Mar-13 16:02:09

Must we?


KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 18-Mar-13 16:12:57


Must we?


That's the spirit!

ChocStocksRunningLow Mon 18-Mar-13 16:17:17

Tis I, either FrankWippery or RockStock depending on my mood grin

SoupDreggon Mon 18-Mar-13 16:49:41

Spirit? Don't mind if I do... I'll have vodka please.

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 18-Mar-13 16:59:55


Spirit? Don't mind if I do... I'll have vodka please.

<pours glass of Easter Egg liquor>

Sorry, it's all we had in

TubGirl Mon 18-Mar-13 17:01:46


I'm not sure this incarnation lends itself to festive changes.

Should I revert back to previous persona?

TheJoeufulPuddlejumper Mon 18-Mar-13 17:09:42

TheJoyfulPuddlejumper at your service!

<snaffles liqeur>

<wonders if that's spelt properly>

ShrewveTuesday Mon 18-Mar-13 17:15:26

KatherinaMinola here


<v v clever Shakespearean allusion>

<twirls again>

HerbyVore Mon 18-Mar-13 17:26:04

I can't think of anything Easter-y to do with my name sad

.. but I really like ChocStocksRunningLow - very clever, like. smile

wannabeEostregoddess Mon 18-Mar-13 17:28:20


Hope this counts. smile

HippoTEEHoppiTEE Mon 18-Mar-13 17:34:37


Tee2072, in case you were unsure...

HippiTEEHoppoTEE Mon 18-Mar-13 17:38:05

Sorry, had it backwards. This one. blush

BIWI Mon 18-Mar-13 17:39:06

Shall I drag my Easter name out again?! grin

SpringtimeForShatner Mon 18-Mar-13 17:40:39


BecauseImWoeufIt Mon 18-Mar-13 17:41:12

Oh, alright ...

HerbyVore Mon 18-Mar-13 17:43:20

I like it BIWI, because it's a hidden egg - very subtle.

BecauseImWoeufIt Mon 18-Mar-13 17:44:26


It comes out every year. It's looking a bit threadbare now though ...

ChocStocksRunningLow Mon 18-Mar-13 18:05:59

Why thank you HerbyVore. grin

TeggieCambeggBlegg Mon 18-Mar-13 18:11:06

TaaaaaDaaaaaaah [chocolate]

TaggieCampbellBlack at your service.

TeggieCambeggBlegg Mon 18-Mar-13 18:11:37

Bugger. I've missed out my p. Hang on.

TeggieCampbeggBlegg Mon 18-Mar-13 18:13:08

Have I over egged it?

LeggoAcubunnyture Mon 18-Mar-13 18:13:41

Usually LegoAcupuncture

HippiTEEHoppoTEE Mon 18-Mar-13 18:24:06

I think it's good, Teggie.

TheAccidentalEgghibitionist Mon 18-Mar-13 18:26:27

Hello, see what I've done here. It was just too easy grin

OloeufiaMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 18-Mar-13 18:33:57

<whole nuts>

JenFreggle Mon 18-Mar-13 18:36:54

JenFraggle here

HippiTEEHoppoTEE Mon 18-Mar-13 18:37:15

Good one 'Livia!!

MikeChoccyCoatedLitoris Mon 18-Mar-13 18:37:27

Usually MikeLitoris.

I really need a new name.

TheEasterQODdy Mon 18-Mar-13 18:41:39


wannabeEostregoddess Mon 18-Mar-13 18:43:27

Sorry I am usually wannabedomesticgoddess.

TheEasterQODdy Mon 18-Mar-13 18:43:28

Umm QOD obviously

moonbeggs Mon 18-Mar-13 18:57:18

Hmm I don't suppose just changing two letters is very clever, but it certainly sounds silly! (moonbells)

SoupDreggon Mon 18-Mar-13 18:58:04

<pours glass of Easter Egg liquor>

Creme eggs dissolved in vodka?

HotCrossCatPuss Mon 18-Mar-13 19:02:47


<<whispers>> its me. SaggyOldClothcatPuss. wink

HotCrossPun Mon 18-Mar-13 19:03:10

Normally ChipTheFish.

Hoppy Easter smile

CheeryChickChickChickChicken Mon 18-Mar-13 19:47:42

Normally year I'll think of a good one blush

HopAndEggRoll Mon 18-Mar-13 19:48:23

Hi it's HugAndRoll in my not so amazing Easter disguise.

cocolepew Mon 18-Mar-13 19:50:23

I can't do it on my phone but I would choose chocolepew.

WillieWEggledEgger Mon 18-Mar-13 19:59:21

Normally williewaggledagger

Said out loud it sounds like I'm being addressed by the queen

EggsPressYourself Mon 18-Mar-13 20:04:23

Sticking to my Madonna theme.....

Was PoppadomPreach

ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe Mon 18-Mar-13 20:12:50

Usually YouveCatToBeKittenMe


WildThongsEggHunt Mon 18-Mar-13 20:21:31

To be pronounced with care if you please

ChippingInIsEggceptional Mon 18-Mar-13 20:23:19

ChippingIn - of course smile

MikeLitoris - don't (other than seasonally) name change! I didn't click for ages (only read the Mike bit) but now it always makes me smile when I see your name grin

ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe - have I ever told you how much I like your normal name? It's great!

ChippingInIsEggceptional Mon 18-Mar-13 20:24:45

WildThongsEggHunt can we vote NOW??? Love it!! grin

Maybe I could have ChippingInsEggHunt grin

WildThongsEggHunt Mon 18-Mar-13 20:32:00

Maybe we should all just add 'egghunt' to our names, would be sooo funny!

vamosbebe Mon 18-Mar-13 20:49:57

Please: how do I name change? I'm going round in circles sad

I'd like to be something more chocolatey...

MrsHeggulePoirot Mon 18-Mar-13 20:52:39

MrsHerculePoirot. Not very exciting though!

WildThongsEggHunt Mon 18-Mar-13 20:53:43

vamos. up at the top, go into My Mumsnet and then My Registration,
You change it on your details page

TotallyEasterEggFlipped Mon 18-Mar-13 20:57:32


Not eggsactly inspired, but I have a chocolate deficiency....

MikeChoccyCoatedLitoris Mon 18-Mar-13 21:27:26

Thanks chipping

My fave has to be ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe. Very clever

OeufShiny Mon 18-Mar-13 21:35:05


OohShiny at your service.

WhoNikcedTheEasterEggs Mon 18-Mar-13 22:11:33

I was Nikced.
Love so many of these!

Eglantyne Mon 18-Mar-13 22:14:20

Well, that was easy grin

littlemissbunny Mon 18-Mar-13 22:23:29

<twirls> was littlemisssunny grin

Can I have some of that liqueur now please?

muddythegoddessofdawn Mon 18-Mar-13 22:32:28


Some of these are fab. grin

TheDegglyDonkey Mon 18-Mar-13 22:48:24

DeadlyDonkey here smile

vamosbebe Mon 18-Mar-13 22:55:14

WildThongsEggHunt thanks, I'll do that from laptop (not phone). Gives me time to think of something whacky or probably a bit shit

NormaSpoonOeufEggcher Mon 18-Mar-13 23:17:06

NormaStanleyFletcher here.

EggsEggSplat Mon 18-Mar-13 23:21:19

I never do name-changes. But this was just too obvious to resist - Exexpat

Paddlinglikefluffyducklings Mon 18-Mar-13 23:23:25

Well it was hell, but the eggs hatched so we have ducklings!

Not sure I like Kinnerton chocolate, but then Cadburys are changing everything so might as well see if I can try some to compare.

Purely for research purposes of course. grin

majoreggie Mon 18-Mar-13 23:28:13

Magimedi here & reporting.

How long do I have to be resurrected in this incarnation for?

Having registered my new incarnation I will be very CROSS (!) if I have to keep this name for forty days & nights.

TheSecondComing Mon 18-Mar-13 23:32:38

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SimnelCakeEggspeggtations Tue 19-Mar-13 00:23:54


It had to be done, really, didn't it?

LittleBunnyFeileFooFoo Tue 19-Mar-13 02:24:08

I'm a shy as a bunny...

ChocStocksRunningLow Tue 19-Mar-13 07:43:15

Hahahaha TSC that's made me howl!

OohShinyChocolateHollowBunnies Tue 19-Mar-13 09:13:47

<twirls in after second Easter name change>

OohShiny again. The name I really wanted was too long so I've had to make do.


DancesWithTheEasterBunny Tue 19-Mar-13 09:38:03

Mine's not terribly clever hmm but then I seldom get to say "See what I did there..."


ScoffedAnEggInSixtySeconds Tue 19-Mar-13 10:07:44


This name is proving more resistant to change than I had previously considered!

Springisbringingchocolateova Tue 19-Mar-13 10:25:29

aka Peahentailfeathers. I couldn't think of a pun on my name although it should have been easy - I bet I will now! grin

EggBasket Tue 19-Mar-13 10:52:46

Normally MegBusset!

SweetSplendidSimnel Tue 19-Mar-13 12:08:07

SilentSplendidSun here. Does mine sound like an artificial sweetener? /fretful/

Greenshootsandleeves Tue 19-Mar-13 13:08:48

Greensleeves here

not great, is it grin

BunnySplodger Tue 19-Mar-13 13:15:25

Normally JammySplodger. Never liked that feckin Easter bunny.

HousewifeFromArimathea Tue 19-Mar-13 13:21:46



ArtemisKinderSurprise Tue 19-Mar-13 14:45:27

ArtemisKelda usually

MaryZeZJezuzIzntZombiedYet Tue 19-Mar-13 14:47:04

Do you think I'm recognisable from this [worried]

<hint: The Z is significant>

ScoffedAnEggInSixtySeconds Tue 19-Mar-13 14:54:43

Who is that ^? <strokes chin in thought> I am sure they must have left a clue, but so subtle, so understated...


TheYamiOfYolk Tue 19-Mar-13 15:05:46

TheYamiOfYawn here.

ChocolateOrangeforDd Tue 19-Mar-13 16:24:12

TaDa. We don't do eggs here!! smile

WallyBantersJunkBox Tue 19-Mar-13 16:32:02

Would *Wallybantereggbox be just too twee?

WallyBantersJunkBox Tue 19-Mar-13 16:32:27

Wallybanterseggbox even... <<sigh>>

ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe Tue 19-Mar-13 16:42:15

Thank you MikeChoccyCoatedLitoris


MikeChoccyCoatedLitoris Tue 19-Mar-13 16:44:32

Bet thats not something you would ever be saying!


ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe Tue 19-Mar-13 16:45:34

It certainly won't be licked by me!

FabOeufsFromLaChocolateries Tue 19-Mar-13 16:53:08

FanjoForTheMammaries here

BOEUF Tue 19-Mar-13 17:59:55

I quite like mine this year. But I think it actually means beef grin

EggwiniasRevenge Tue 19-Mar-13 18:44:40

I was EdwiniasRevenge.

I now have egg on mu face...

Ledkr Tue 19-Mar-13 19:38:42

Will this do? <makes almost no effort>

Ledkr Tue 19-Mar-13 19:39:14

Oh it didn't fecking work angry

Creameggkr Tue 19-Mar-13 19:44:15

There I've done it <happy>
Psst it's ledkr btw marvellous don't you agree

HerbyVore Tue 19-Mar-13 20:02:07

Was it Leggkr ?


HerbyVore Tue 19-Mar-13 20:02:39

Ah x-post !

Even better smile

Greenshootsandleeves Tue 19-Mar-13 20:07:20

I rather like BOEUF grin

Creameggkr Tue 19-Mar-13 20:26:41

I like boeuf too. Very good

MaryZeZJezuzIzntZombiedYet Tue 19-Mar-13 20:30:20

I like BOEUF too.

And ChocoLatToBeLickedByMe.

Two ends of the scale, one very simple, the other quite complicated, but both very clever.

JumpChoccy Tue 19-Mar-13 21:06:19

'tis I, JumpJockey.

HotPinkweaselWearingLederhosen for the spring at your service <<twirls>>

HotCrossNaanAndResurrectOn Tue 19-Mar-13 23:20:26

KeemaNaanandcurryon, now with cinnamon.

kweggie Wed 20-Mar-13 08:49:24

(smug smile/ yawn) ..........yah boo did it without even trying...........

EggsWhyZed Wed 20-Mar-13 09:25:03

Here's mine - usually LemonEmmaP (based on the way DS1 said the alphabet), so I've just shifted a few letters to the right...

TheThickChickPlottens Wed 20-Mar-13 14:48:47

Used to be TheThickPlottens.

I'll do anything for chocolate. Pick me, pick me, pick me.
[desperate emoticon]

CJCrEgg Wed 20-Mar-13 19:00:29

My nc is an offering on the altar of subtlety; a libation poured to the gods of finesse, and an hommage to understatement grin

CJCrEgg Wed 20-Mar-13 19:01:37

(Usually CJCregg.)

TrishkaNovak Wed 20-Mar-13 19:10:42

I have had about nine thousand names and I can't think of an Easter variant for ANY of them! This would be my first seasonal one too sobs

TrishkaNovak Wed 20-Mar-13 19:11:22


OneCrossEachLineOnTheLeft Wed 20-Mar-13 19:12:17

I have gone for festive grin though might change my mind.

This is sadly all I could come up with. Usually HeartsTrumpDiamonds.

TrishkanOEUFak Wed 20-Mar-13 19:16:23

Done :D I actually thought of two simultaneously but the other was a reference to the game Trishka lives in, which would have been a tenuous linky.

JudithOfThePascha Wed 20-Mar-13 20:51:21

JudithofthePeace here. I'm feeling the Easter love today. Possibly because I've just eaten part of one of the DCs Easter eggs.

Cheep cheep

plumsauce Wed 20-Mar-13 22:26:14

Where's scottishmummy?
She could be scotchegg grin

CatPussInACrownOfThorns Wed 20-Mar-13 22:36:33

Ok. In the interest of variety, Ive changed. Far too many HotCross people. grin

AnOeufUniversallyEggnowledged Wed 20-Mar-13 22:44:54

Please don't check my namechange history mnhq (it took me many attempts to spell oeuf correctly!)

RollingRocksandResurrection Wed 20-Mar-13 23:05:26

Well, I wouldn't call it 'hilarious' but it is cheerful? What with containing both a resurrection and the apparent inspiration for Easter eggs?


(Usually MoonlightandRoses)

LeggaDAISYcal Thu 21-Mar-13 11:19:22


usually LackaDAISYcal

It sounds better than it looks though hmm

UnEggspectedItemInBonnetArea Thu 21-Mar-13 12:00:06


I miss the rude bit in my usual name... sad

champagnesupernovum Thu 21-Mar-13 14:24:58

Usually champagnesupernova

ICBINEG Thu 21-Mar-13 16:00:49

Well I suppose I could change to ICBINEGG but thats a bit obvious...

So maybe I should simply change what the acronym stands for....

how about I Caught Botulism In Naughty Easter Grope?

SecretLindtBunny Thu 21-Mar-13 18:09:56

I hope I'm not too late.

I'm usually SecretNutellaFix

ArteggsMonkey Thu 21-Mar-13 18:50:53

Oh hai there

champagne grin

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 22-Mar-13 13:11:11

<pops up wearing bunny ears>

You can now votes for your favourite here!

CatBurysCremeEggGirl1976 Sat 23-Mar-13 23:20:33

catgirl here

With capitals in my name for the first time ever

They're not staying though grin

EasterBunnyGirlie Sat 23-Mar-13 23:40:16

Check me out with my first name change lol

I was just plain old Bunnygirlie to start with grin

FakeHotCrossLobsters Sun 24-Mar-13 09:44:55


Because I image that's how lobsters feel at the end, hot and cross.

PestoEasterissimos Sun 24-Mar-13 19:42:23


I was PestoFrostissimos, do you think it suits me?

<<wonders if the original is actually more appropriate, considering our current weather>> grin

chocolateeggchelleblane Sun 24-Mar-13 22:50:55

Not very inspired, but very tired! (was michelleblane)

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 25-Mar-13 09:54:22

And the winner is

<fumbles with envelope>

First place - EggsEggsSplat (Exexpat)

Second place - UnEggspectedItemInBonnetArea (UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea)

Third place - EggsPressYourself (PoppadomPreach)

Fourth place - HotCrossNaanAndResurectOn (KeemaNaanAndCurryOn)

Congratulations! We'll be getting in touch with you momentarily smile

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