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(26 Posts)
Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 03:26:40

Make it better....answer us..... <blimey I sound desperate!!!>

Astelia Sun 03-Mar-13 03:32:52

Another one ready for gin, I can't hide the threads quickly enough as we are inundated. I am drowning under a tide of spam.

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 03:38:09

Its on nearly all active convos, would you like some sedimenty wine?

<offers glass wine>

mummytime Sun 03-Mar-13 03:52:45

Please take the site down before they crash it!

BoringTheBuilder Sun 03-Mar-13 03:56:33

Anyone please explain to me the Gim reference. Why? I've been here on and off for 6 years now but clearly missed something

BoringTheBuilder Sun 03-Mar-13 03:57:11

I mean GIN of course

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 03:59:10

Gim?? I am sure I spelt it right..... I only used it as a title cause everyone says they drink gin are very very sober whilst policing the site at night.wink

Turnipsoup Sun 03-Mar-13 04:01:06

Can I have some gin please as MNHQ are probably too busy sleepingto drink it.... I have 4 more hours or work left so I had probably better not. (but that is another thread!)

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:03:20

blush Haven't actually got any...ahem, I have lured you here under false pretences and now feel like a spammer...how odd is that.

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:03:58

What is UFC?

coppertop Sun 03-Mar-13 04:05:14

Gin and spam.

Who could resist? wink

ClayDavis Sun 03-Mar-13 04:08:47

Ultimate fighting champion apparently. Some sort of mixed martial arts.

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:10:23

Ha when I was at school....a while ago....in summer they gave us spam with salad and chips, and in winter they gave us fried spam(spam fritter) with mash and beans.....why am I hungry now?

Turnipsoup Sun 03-Mar-13 04:10:59

sounds like an episode of Ready, Steady, Cook.

And tonight I will be making...

Spam Martinis grin

coppertop Sun 03-Mar-13 04:11:37

Ooooh spam fritters!

I haven't thought about those in years but now I really really want one. blush

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:11:59

Oh, UFC = ultimate fighting champion.....no not interested, bad enough having two teenage boys who kill one another a couple of times a day on them 'puter games.

coppertop Sun 03-Mar-13 04:13:36

I've just found spam and champagne.

Yum!

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:13:50

*Ooooh spam fritters!

I haven't thought about those in years but now I really really want one.*

Ha, s'not just me then blush

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:15:18

coppertop champers tastes of poo you know, (in my own humble opinion) cannot imagine what adding spam would create for the tastebuds.

coppertop Sun 03-Mar-13 04:27:01

<hastily pours away the champagne>

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:29:57

Nooooooo, don't waste it, someone will like it (even though it deffo tastes of poo!) Now we only left with spam.............................OH MY GOD ITS KARMA <do I sound mental?>

Turnipsoup Sun 03-Mar-13 04:31:45

NNNNnnnooooo Don't pour away champagne, that's it, I survived the spamming, I survived the false lure of gin, but now I'm really shock

coppertop Sun 03-Mar-13 04:35:05

There's apparently a spam martin.

<The things you discover at 4.30am?

Only click if you have a cast-iron stomach!

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:38:14

That link, surely there is a better way of blending the two...............there just isn't is there...ha...eeewwww, and to think, I get arsey about olives.

ClayDavis Sun 03-Mar-13 04:38:41

I think I'll give spam martinis a miss.

Chorusforpoormortals Sun 03-Mar-13 04:41:34

That spam martini reminds me of when the cats get their food in their water bowl.

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