Ahem,Olivia.

(52 Posts)
usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 14:38:15

You said on NYE, you would ask tech if he would remove my side bollocks.

I still have them sad

TIA

HoneyDragon Wed 02-Jan-13 14:44:46

Has she not got you castrated?

Bet she buggered of with Prince Charming at Midnight and forgot all about you Usual

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 14:53:32

I thought she was my fairy godmother.

HoneyDragon Wed 02-Jan-13 14:56:27

Poor Usual sad

<<strokes poor side bollocky Usual>>
<<whilst avoiding side bollock area. Eeeeew>>

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 15:01:45

I'm destined to have my side bollocks for ever.

<bribes tech with chocolate hob nobs>

SandyMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 02-Jan-13 16:49:50

<sits on picnic basket, waits for Olivia> <pins up 'No side Bollocks' notice>

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 17:03:54

Thank you Sandy , you were always my favourite. grin

OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 02-Jan-13 19:24:19

usualsuspect3

Thank you Sandy , you were always my favourite. grin

hmm How flipping fickle are you?!?! grin
I said I'd look into whether Tech can help but tis only the 2nd Jan (!)
I did say that if you flounce you dont just get yer bollocks removed just like that.
You have to work for it, innit? wink

HAPPY NEW YEAR

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 22:06:21

Thank you,I will be good all year in return for my bollocks removal,You are my favourite again now.

MammaTJ Fri 04-Jan-13 09:43:20

Making rash promises there Usual!!

RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 09:44:46

usualsuspect3

Thank you,I will be good all year in return for my bollocks removal,You are my favourite again now.

I'm working today, am I your favourite now?

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 09:45:56

Depends Rebecca

What's your turn around on side bollock castration?

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 09:46:56

Bet they never told you you'd get questions like that in the job interview wink

Can I put in a special request to leave my bollocks alone?

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 09:47:51

Do you have side bollocks Beardy? If so I can't see them.

You shouldn't be looking!

How did the hair turn out?

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 09:48:58

I've always like you best Rebecca.

RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 09:49:38

I can ask the bollocks questions, but I am not proficient in their removal

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 09:49:56

Your bollocks are not on permanent display I hope. Beardy.

Beccs is my favourite too. She's so lovely and polite. Manners are very important.

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 09:50:40

I need all of MNHQ to back my bollocks removal campaign.

mistlethrush Fri 04-Jan-13 09:52:09

At least webcams don't work through MN, so we will not find that one out (I hope) Usual grin

Really I'm silly eardy but I've kept them out for a while and nobody seems to have noticed...

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 09:53:10

Maybe we should have a Telethon or Concert to rally support?

I'm sure Paul McCartney will sing for it...

Hey Jude, chop your bollocks off...

RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 10:00:11

ROFL

Tech (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 10:13:50

Hi Usual, if you go to the registration details page you should now be able to change your nickname and remove your unsightly horizontal niagras.

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 10:20:44

Thank you , Tech thanks

You are my definite favourite for ever.

RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 10:21:49

pah!sad

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 10:24:07

It's not working sad it says nickname already in use.

Trills Fri 04-Jan-13 10:29:48

You shouldn't switch your favouritestness until you know if someone has actually done what they have promised...

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 10:30:51

He's teasing me sad

Take a sad song and chop your bollocks off...

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 10:46:26

Hey tech, don't make me sad
Take a sad song and chop my bollocks off.
Remember to let me change my name
Then you can start to make it better.

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 11:06:32

grin

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/1650752-Dear-Tech-this-is-an-EMERGENCY

This campaign's picking up steam! It may even start moving soon.

Tech (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 11:13:37

Hi, Can you try it now and see if it works.....

Narked Fri 04-Jan-13 11:14:42

The side bollocks of shame ...

usualsuspect Fri 04-Jan-13 11:21:27

yay! They have gone. Thank you so much

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 11:42:34

Your back baby!!

You look 10 years younger since you bollockectomy Usual.

usualsuspect Fri 04-Jan-13 11:43:42

I feel like a new woman

What will macca do now?!?

Pinot Fri 04-Jan-13 14:38:01

<sad wave>

ta-ra side bollocks

how I shall miss thee

OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 16:39:33

usualsuspect3

Thank you , Tech thanks

You are my definite favourite for ever.

Trills

You shouldn't switch your favouritestness until you know if someone has actually done what they have promised...

hmm You shouldn't switch your favourite ever.
Fickle pickle that usual. hmm
Glad tis sorted
Told you the Tech Baron would sort you out!

Love CinderellaMumsnet {MHNQ} x

Trills Fri 04-Jan-13 16:40:46

You definitely shouldn't switch your favourite if your favourite is Olivia...

usualsuspect Fri 04-Jan-13 17:41:27

Thank you Cinderella thanks

ChippingInLovesChristmasLights Fri 04-Jan-13 17:44:15

Why did you flounce?

Glad you are back bollock free!

usualsuspect Fri 04-Jan-13 17:44:22

and Tech Baron thanks

Maryz Fri 04-Jan-13 20:28:08

<mutters invisibly>

Why did usual flounce, that is the question [arf]

usualsuspect Fri 04-Jan-13 20:28:43

<tuts>

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