Does anbody else's gagdet go all concertinary when in Topics?

(32 Posts)
StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 20:19:41

I did acutally think it was my wankphone, but have used a SamsungThang, and it does it on that an' all.

I xan't be the only speshul one?

I think you'll find, Chaos my lovely, that you are absolutely a speshul one. I have no bloody idea what this thread is about, but will lurk anyway to bask in your lovely randomness. grin

RowanTheRedNosedMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 27-Dec-12 20:28:49

Oh dear. Are you on the app, the mobile site or the web site?

StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 20:31:29

I am on the Opera browser viewing through the desktop site on my wankphobe.

Do I sound knowledgeable?

<<tweaks Keema's nips>>

StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 20:32:18


Actually lolling.

StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 20:33:09

I can send you a recording if yuo want?

StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 20:34:11

Of the concertinaing, not a wankphobe.

Pascha Thu 27-Dec-12 20:36:13

Rowan do you have a Chaos translator there or are you actually telling Tech about the concertinaing wankphobe?

Ow! Not so hard. <sniff>

Is this a wankphobe concert?

RowanTheRedNosedMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 27-Dec-12 20:46:06

You want to send me a recording of your wankphobe? <takes out injunction>

Pascha Thu 27-Dec-12 20:50:52


StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 20:51:37

No, silly tweedle, my concertinaing.

I have it ready for your viewing pleasure.


RowanTheRedNosedMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 27-Dec-12 20:52:19

Go on then. If it floats your wotsit.

StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 21:09:11



slow night?


<howling with laughter>

Don't get her onto the subject of her wotsit. You'll be here all night if you do.

RowanTheRedNosedMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 27-Dec-12 21:29:07

It is a slow night, yes.

StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 21:33:13

Ok, shall I email, or is there somewhere bettrr to display it in all its glory?

RowanTheRedNosedMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 27-Dec-12 21:34:37

Probs best to email -


StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 21:36:10

Hokay, holdon...

TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Thu 27-Dec-12 21:38:20


StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 21:38:37

Tis done possibly ineptly.


StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 21:39:25

Oh, an incase it's not clear, it's me refreshering a page.


StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 21:40:18

<<ignores HoneyD>>

RowanTheRedNosedMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 27-Dec-12 21:44:36

<checks email>


StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 21:48:39


Did I wend the wrong one?


TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Thu 27-Dec-12 22:06:58

Did you wend it inceptly Chaos?

StNiChaolas Thu 27-Dec-12 22:12:52

It appears so.


RowanTheRedNosedMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 27-Dec-12 22:13:59

No no not necessarily. I'm not on my normal work computer, is all.

I'm sure it will all be FINE.

RustyBear Thu 31-Jan-13 21:35:38

I've had this thread in my watch list for a month now, and I still don't know why Chaos's wankphobe was concertinary.

I think we should be told...

HoneyDragon Thu 31-Jan-13 21:37:48

Rusty grin

You don't get resolution with chaos. Only random.

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 31-Jan-13 21:48:37

I've no idea what happened, tbh. Chaos did send me a recording of her wankphobe though.

Tech (MNHQ) Thu 31-Jan-13 22:33:00

Hi all, what can happen is that if you are looking at the desktop site on a slow phone, and depending on your settings, you can see the topics list getting drawn then bits of it being hidden. Usually on a regular computer that all happens so quickly you don't really see it - the page just sort of flickers as it comes up. But if your phone browser is running slowly for any reason, you can see it happen. This is (one reason) why people make mobile sites innit - to avoid overloading the phone's browser with unnecessary gubbins.

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