Christmas 2012 name change competition

(293 Posts)
RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 04-Dec-12 12:17:54

With the Christmas shopping now in full swing and AIBU full to the brim with Am I Being Unseasonables - we though it was time to dust off our Christmas jumpers nicknames and display them in true MN poncetastic style and invite you to show yours off too. <twirls> blush

Please post with your new nickname below and include your normal nickname in your post and we will enter you into our name change competition.

We will have a dig around in the cupboards for a prize for the best name change.

You have until Thursday 6th to post with your festive name and we will devise a shortlist with a poll for everyone to vote for their favourites on Friday 7th.

We will leave the poll up over the weekend and announce the winner on Monday 10th.

Good luck everyone grin

<twirls> I was NoKnownAllergies. It was too obvious not to change.

Hellooooooooooooooooooo <waves>

I was MissRee grin

GoldQuintessenceAndMyhrr Tue 04-Dec-12 12:25:24

Well hello there, I come bearing gifts.....


smile [grin

Tus I. TaggieCampbellBlack.

Ogh look. My smiley has a snorkle confused

GoldQuintessenceAndMyhrr Tue 04-Dec-12 12:27:41

Oh, I forgot to say who I am (or who I am not)

QuintessentialShadows aka NotQuintAtAllOhNo

ThinkAboutItOnBoxingDay Tue 04-Dec-12 12:31:21

I was thinkAboutItTomorrow. Doesn't really lend itself so well.... Happy Christmas smile

OhComeAllYeZombies Tue 04-Dec-12 12:33:43

IamtheZombie reporting in!

grin grin grin

FuckOffBrusselSprouts Tue 04-Dec-12 12:42:44

SillyBeardyDaddyman at your service grin

IveBeenGoodSantaIPromise Tue 04-Dec-12 12:46:42


it's me DuelingFanjo grin

ChristmasIsForPlutocrats Tue 04-Dec-12 12:55:36

Social commentary here, from plutocrap!

I was missymoomoomee <genius name change> grin

OvOinAManger Tue 04-Dec-12 13:03:35

I was OvO. You need to sing my new name. grin

RubbishCrackerPuller Tue 04-Dec-12 13:04:28

Usually RubberNeckerNicker

I am envy of some of the genius names you lot come up with

dsay Tue 04-Dec-12 13:04:39


HoratiaLovesBabyJesus Tue 04-Dec-12 13:07:48

Mine is rubbish but seasonal.


valpolliandtheivy Tue 04-Dec-12 13:11:29

Valpollicella grin

BuntysFestiveCollocks Tue 04-Dec-12 13:20:02

Mine is not much of a change, (BuntyCollocks usually) but is suitably, I feel, Christmassy wink

toomuchturkeyatendofthedinner Tue 04-Dec-12 13:23:14

Toomuchmonthatendofthemoney has managed my first ever name change!


SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 04-Dec-12 13:28:10

Normally SchrodingersMew. grin

ikltownofboothlehem Tue 04-Dec-12 13:29:02

Here I am! Normally iklboo.

TeWisBeenNargledByTheMistletoe Tue 04-Dec-12 13:34:51

I'm TeWiDoesTheHulaInHawaii!

DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn Tue 04-Dec-12 13:39:11


SantasStrapOn Tue 04-Dec-12 13:39:24

Normally SarahStratton. grin

Am I still too roooood for the competition?

SantasStrapOn Tue 04-Dec-12 13:40:17

Lawks, that is a genius nickname, Soupy!

DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn Tue 04-Dec-12 13:41:18

Some bugger has nicked just the turkey soup version. I remember them doing it years ago but can't for the life of me remember who it was grin

KvetnutsRoastingOnAnOpenFire Tue 04-Dec-12 13:44:03

Kveta here grin

couldn't come up with a rude one, so this'll have to do!

ISawSantaKissingThePortlyPinUp Tue 04-Dec-12 13:50:30

ThePortlyPinUp usually.

ChestnutsRoastingonaWitchesTit Tue 04-Dec-12 13:51:38


WitchesTit has morphed into a jolly old Michael Bubletastic.....

SaintNiChaolas Tue 04-Dec-12 13:56:15

dsay, I don't understand your name.

AND, why do you just keep posting "good" on threads, you noodle?


<<glares at valp>>

TeeElfOnTeeShelf Tue 04-Dec-12 13:58:16

Tee2072 at your service.


SaintNiChaolas Tue 04-Dec-12 13:58:48

Quint, darlink, not sure if that's spelled quaite right?

Unless it's intentional then I'll alopogise.


trudolphtherednosedreindeer Tue 04-Dec-12 14:02:08

Pretty sure I won't win but my everyday name doesn't inspire me with christmassy ideas. Trudat.

Did you see what I did there?


SaintNiChaolas Tue 04-Dec-12 14:03:01

Sorry, I meant "I alopogise".


No conditions here.


DingDongKethryverilyonHigh Tue 04-Dec-12 14:14:40

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BonkeyMollocks checking in!

EveryYuleKnows Tue 04-Dec-12 14:20:33

EverybodyKnows/EveryDudeKnows grin


SquirtedFrankinScentsInStable Tue 04-Dec-12 14:36:08


EggNogKnockers Tue 04-Dec-12 14:36:10

VodkaKnockers grin

KrisMoose Tue 04-Dec-12 14:40:11

Hello [fmsile]
It's Pinot here. But you can call me Kris <leery wink>
<thank god I spelt that right>

KrisMoose Tue 04-Dec-12 14:42:52

Oh ballbags, I spelt my smiley wrong. I was concentrating too much on not typing wank instead of wink.



MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo Tue 04-Dec-12 14:44:33

<Twirls in wearing tinsel> I am usually princessishavingababyboo or before that princesslovelyboo

I luffs I Christmas name grin

EleanorGiftbasket Tue 04-Dec-12 14:45:45

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TeeElfOnTeeShelf Tue 04-Dec-12 14:49:28

I totally didn't get your name, Kris/Pinot until I said it out loud!

::sits on pinot/kris::

MrsChristmasVamos Tue 04-Dec-12 14:51:54

Tis me, MrsVamos.

I have to spend 11 months of the year incognito. Now you all know who I really am. grin


Great nn ! smile

GoodKingWenSOLOslas Tue 04-Dec-12 14:52:55

My best effort this year grin

TheJoyfulChristmasJumper Tue 04-Dec-12 14:53:32


<falls over>

TheJoyfulPuddlejumper at your service. smile

GoodKingWenSOLOslas Tue 04-Dec-12 14:53:34

Actually, I'm stupidly pleased with it blush

KrisMoose Tue 04-Dec-12 14:59:26

Tee I confuzzled you, eh! grin

KrisMoose Tue 04-Dec-12 15:00:30

Thanks Vamos, sorry wasn't ignoring you wine << mulled, natch

TheSecretSantaDNCOP Tue 04-Dec-12 15:00:46


Ignore my effort upthread and rock your eyeballs on my new nn!

This is SillyBeardyDaddyman btw grin

SecretSquirrels here wink

MrsChristmasVamos Tue 04-Dec-12 15:03:37

<glugs back mulled wine>

JenFrankincenseAndMyrrh Tue 04-Dec-12 15:05:39

JenFraggle here. I know it's crap and I lost Maryz's vote by changing too soon but joining in anyway

MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo Tue 04-Dec-12 15:07:49

Cooee Jen smile tis me, boo grin and your name is not crap!!

KnittingSnowMum Tue 04-Dec-12 15:20:36

Knittingmamma here wink

Noooo SillyBeardy, I loved your first one!

Still wracking my brains for something that's not the bleedin obvious. envy

Does this ^ even count as a Christmas name?

It's seasonal... and if you'd let me use more characters it would have included reference to snow [sulks]

wink Merry Christmas

SummerRain x

TheSecretSantaDNCOP Tue 04-Dec-12 15:43:22

Cake maybe I'll be lucky and they'll choose both grin

EauRouge here. One year I will come up with something good. But not this year.

StarOfLightMcKings3 Tue 04-Dec-12 15:51:36

I was/am StarlightMcKenzie

maybeyoushouldrivesantassleigh Tue 04-Dec-12 15:59:24

I'm usually maybeyoushoulddrive. Wanted other names but too long apparently...

We3bunniesOfOrientAre Tue 04-Dec-12 16:04:21

Normally 3bunnies which lends itself more to Easter, but giving this seasonal one a twirl!

BeataNoxPotter Tue 04-Dec-12 16:06:44

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MerryChristMoose Tue 04-Dec-12 16:33:34

I'm usually SomewhereInCanada. Seasons Greetings from over here!


TheQueensChristmasMessage Tue 04-Dec-12 16:37:00

From the artist formerly known as TheQueensDinner.

threesocksfullofchocs Tue 04-Dec-12 16:38:02

I think mine is the best one for chocolate loves grin
was threesocksmorgan

YulePutTatOnMyChristmasTree Tue 04-Dec-12 16:41:05

I am usually YouveCatToBeKittenMe

Formerly WhatWouldVegansDo.

FrankincenseWippery Tue 04-Dec-12 16:48:47

Me. Imaginative I know.

FTRsMammy here feeling quite pleased with myself for actually managing a name change!

KissysUnderTheMisteltoe Tue 04-Dec-12 17:04:05

Seasons greetings smile

I was Kissyfur

TheQueensChristmasDinner Tue 04-Dec-12 17:07:15

I've changed again. This one is more obvious better.

BOFingSanta Tue 04-Dec-12 17:08:23

I'm sorry this is a bit rude. But somebody had to.

FrankincenseWippery Tue 04-Dec-12 17:14:03

Well quite BOF, and how odd that it's you...wink

aka TessCowDirect grin

wine <--------mulled wine

PeppermintonCandyCane Tue 04-Dec-12 17:35:46

<hanging from a festive bough>

PeppermintonCandyCane Tue 04-Dec-12 17:36:26

blush ChippyMinton obviously blush

decktheballs Tue 04-Dec-12 17:38:05

I was dimondee

BahSaidPaschaHumbug Tue 04-Dec-12 17:42:57

Pascha entering completely into the Christmas spirit here.

NorksAreTinselly Tue 04-Dec-12 17:47:28

The Norks are no longer messy smile

StuffezLaBouche Tue 04-Dec-12 17:49:57

Hope this has worked!

Merry Christmas, Namechangers


ViperInTheManger Tue 04-Dec-12 17:51:48

Viperidae/timidviper here, very unfunny but sticking with the theme

AdesteFiderer Tue 04-Dec-12 18:04:44

Am usually Fiderer, now all festively tooonfulll.

GlaikingAroundTheChristmasTree Tue 04-Dec-12 18:23:42

I'm usually GlaikitFizzog! smile

Prolificmincepiebreeder Tue 04-Dec-12 18:24:38

Prolificwillybreeder here.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Why ho ho hello there MNHQ grin

I am usually FellowshipOfFineFellows (or F Off for short)

WildThongonthesparklytree Tue 04-Dec-12 18:25:57

I Was wildthongyoumakemyringsting but santa cured me

RockinAroundThePigeonsTreet Tue 04-Dec-12 18:44:47

Usually PigeonStreet

Took me five years to come up with a related christmas name... hmm

blondietinsellyminx Tue 04-Dec-12 18:51:20

<twirls> I've put a bit of tinsel round smile

chinglebellsbatmansmells Tue 04-Dec-12 19:06:30

The artist formerly known as Chinley.

SantasChinUpAndHisWillysOut Tue 04-Dec-12 19:08:36

Tis I. ChinUpChestOut. And feeling a lot better about myself. And Santa too.


BicNoddyHolder Tue 04-Dec-12 19:14:12

Bicnod smile

Surely I'll win this year. Noddy Holder is basically what Christmas is all about isn't he?

WankbadgersBauble Tue 04-Dec-12 19:17:22

I've gone from the Wankbadgers Breakfast to his bauble. I like to think of myself as a particularly shiny red plastic one, held on by a bit of elastic snitches from some old knickers.

MrsKwaziipanFruits Tue 04-Dec-12 19:23:53

MrsKwazii reporting for festive duty <festoons thread with naice fairy lights and tasteful decorations>

It is I, BupcakesAndCunting in christmas fancy dress.

Jinglemyalanbells Tue 04-Dec-12 19:33:38

Ooh can I join in? Imsosorryalan is now ....

SagelyEggnogging Tue 04-Dec-12 19:41:55

Formerly known as Sagelynodding grin


Formerly Dontbugmemalone grin

SweetMingePie Tue 04-Dec-12 19:51:58


It is an homage to the "isn't minceminge expensive" thread a few weeks ago.

Ooh, so many great names already.

MNHQ are going to have a difficult time this year.

RumpleteaserScroodge Tue 04-Dec-12 19:57:13

Coo eeeh!
Rumpleteaser signing in!

RumpleteaserScroodge Tue 04-Dec-12 19:57:44

P.s. Mine comes with a hoverer.

Ho Ho Ho!!! grin

'Tis really me.....crazynanna wink
Had to tell you as it's soooo different from my real name.

MonsterBookOfTinsel Tue 04-Dec-12 19:59:39


IwishyouaMerryChristmas Tue 04-Dec-12 20:07:02

I'm not very imaginative hmm

IwishyouaMerryChristmas Tue 04-Dec-12 20:07:33

Forgot to say 'tis I, IWishIwasmoreorganised!

BeginningtoffeealotlikeXmas Tue 04-Dec-12 20:11:29

I was ToffeeWhirl. Missed the deadline with this last year, so thought I'd dust it off and try again this year.

MrsSandyClaws Tue 04-Dec-12 20:13:23

My first MN seasonal name change. MrsEddChina now known as MrsSandyClaws ala Nightmare Before Christmas, the ULTIMATE Christmas film you all must watch. runs away from thread before getting told off for being bossy


BIWIshYouAMerryChristmas Tue 04-Dec-12 20:22:16

Evening all!

BIWI reporting for duty grin

SantasHugandRollintheSnow Tue 04-Dec-12 20:24:19

Hi <waves>. I was HugandRoll smile

mrscogon34thstreet Tue 04-Dec-12 20:30:13

<waves, twirls>

My 3rd seasonal name change smile

Normally MrsCog

fruityxmasAbuHamzamouse Tue 04-Dec-12 20:31:02

I am fruityoatybar.
Poor name change but I couldn't fit in fruityoatyxmsscakeAbuHamza topper. Twas a tad long. grin

poncyettia Tue 04-Dec-12 20:32:22

Was this one tho......grin

ilikefestivitea Tue 04-Dec-12 20:33:04

normally "iliketea" - in a festive disguise.

Tangfasticsanta Tue 04-Dec-12 20:55:32

Tangfasticlady smile

NowBringUsSomeFriggyPudding Tue 04-Dec-12 20:59:11

CheeryCherry! Sorry, all the cherry ones were too twee....

OhYouMerryLittleKitten Tue 04-Dec-12 21:10:13

OhyouBadBadkitten here.

HoHoBrandyButter Tue 04-Dec-12 21:50:06

Coconutter checking in (decked with much tinsel)

<actually quite proud of the fact that I've managed to think of something this time around> smile

was previously LordFlasheart!

tethersjinglebellend Tue 04-Dec-12 22:05:36

tethersend here.

<master of disguise>

ArtexTheHallWithBoughsOfMonkey Tue 04-Dec-12 22:12:08

Oh hai. I am artexmonkey normally.

DontForgetTheSproutsLawrence Tue 04-Dec-12 22:27:41

I am (the stupidly long) DontForgetTheLightAlesLawrence.

I wanted DontForgetTheFairyLightsLawrence, but it is too long [ssad]

DontForgetTheSproutsLawrence Tue 04-Dec-12 22:28:33

sad that's betterer

StNickHasHisXmasTeakozyOn Tue 04-Dec-12 22:31:27

C'est moi, le former president de la Belle France, NicholasTeakozy ici. Innit. Avec un festive hoverer.

DontForgetTheSproutsLawrence Tue 04-Dec-12 22:37:23

Le shock!

JaquelineHyOnChristmasSpirit Tue 04-Dec-12 22:37:28


JaquelineHyde reporting for festive name change duty. grin

alittlebithohoholy Tue 04-Dec-12 22:42:52

Usually lurking as
alittlebitcountry grin

MrsJingleBells74 Tue 04-Dec-12 22:44:15

I was MrsHelsBels74

Can you do a NC from the iphone app?

mrscrimbobash Tue 04-Dec-12 23:05:00

Usually mrscumberbatch....

Did the tree this evening, is it supposed to be so STRESSFUL?!

WillYuleDoTheFandango Tue 04-Dec-12 23:26:32

Normally WillYouDoTheFandango


SnowMuchToBits Tue 04-Dec-12 23:26:44

I'm usually SoMuchToBits. I use this name every Christmas. It never wins. And it doesn't snow that often either. But I'm sticking with it, as I quite like it really... smile

IsawFoofyShmoofingSantaClaus Tue 04-Dec-12 23:49:42

Hello. It's me. FooffyShmooffer. As if you couldn't guess.

ChippingInLovesAutumn Wed 05-Dec-12 00:01:00

OMG there are already sooo many good ones! I think we need to vote on names FOR the short list grin

I'm crap at this seasonal namechanging - I like to keep ChippingIn, but it really doesn't lend itself to namechanging, especially when you don't have a creative bone in your body! Any suggestions welcome by PM, full credit will be given!

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Wed 05-Dec-12 00:06:23

Here is mine...FanjoForTheMammaries inspired by our Cliff

tethersjinglebellend Wed 05-Dec-12 00:08:18



I'm here!

Usually SPsFanjo


TigerChristmasiscostingmeaBomb Wed 05-Dec-12 01:03:21

My first name change
<hope this works>
Usually Tigerbomb

TapirAroundTheChristmasTree Wed 05-Dec-12 03:45:34


<name suggested by chrismissymoomoomee>

AndLauraPalmerInAPearTree Wed 05-Dec-12 06:09:48

Usually just LauraPalmer (or a variation of).

Loving all the brilliant NCs!

SmeggingAroundTheChristmasTree Wed 05-Dec-12 06:27:44

Normally ScrambledSmegs. This name is ok, but DH has recently suggested a blinder, IMO, so look out for my next nc when I can get on the laptop <mysterious>

Need to be discharged first as I FINALLY had the baby last night! grin

MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo Wed 05-Dec-12 07:31:46

Smegs should win just because of her commitment to the name change competition grin congratulations again Smegs

StNickHasHisXmasTeakozyOn Wed 05-Dec-12 07:45:07

Hurrah for Smegs!! Welcome to your new baby!

fanoftheinvisiblebigredman Wed 05-Dec-12 08:09:57

fanoftheinvisibleman smile

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune Wed 05-Dec-12 08:21:31

This is a true namechange because I really can't sing.

WheresMyJinglingCowBells Wed 05-Dec-12 08:37:07


Tis I, WheresMyCow grin

YouScroogeYouLose Wed 05-Dec-12 08:43:31

Normally variation of FairyJen!

PartridgeInARustyBearTree Wed 05-Dec-12 08:45:11

Normally RustyBear smile

QuietNinjaChristmasSpecial Wed 05-Dec-12 08:48:53

Please please go for sillybeardydaddymans first nc mnhq as it was pure genius!

QuietNinjaTardis here.

GlitterEncrustedTreeTopper Wed 05-Dec-12 09:03:25

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger here. smile

ChristmasTreeSurgeon Wed 05-Dec-12 09:10:08

So, where would you like your tree ma'am?

Tis I, Brain. Or Brian.

I decided to chop and change for a bit grin

PurplePidjChickIsNotTheMessiah Wed 05-Dec-12 09:18:44

PurplePidjin, not very good due to the early arrival of PidjChick and resulting loss of braincells!

ChippingInChristmasStockings? grin

KrisMoose Wed 05-Dec-12 09:35:06

Congratulations Smegs ! thanks

CuriouslyChristmassyColaHam Wed 05-Dec-12 09:36:26

Seasons greetings grin

CuriosityCola here.

LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 05-Dec-12 09:37:02


Normally ScrambledSmegs. This name is ok, but DH has recently suggested a blinder, IMO, so look out for my next nc when I can get on the laptop <mysterious>

Need to be discharged first as I FINALLY had the baby last night! grin

Congratulations Smegs!

PuddingsAndPies here. Wasn't much of a leap, I'll admit.

pepperrabbitanddesultorytinsel Wed 05-Dec-12 09:41:29

I spent a long time trying to choose a name and became disheartened..
Tis pepperrabbit.

OliviaPeaceOnEarthMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 05-Dec-12 09:49:31

HohoholiviaMumsnet is so last year grin

remembers she isn't eligible for the prize hmm

DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn Wed 05-Dec-12 09:51:32

Is that a hopeful name change, Olivia? Can't see much chance of peace on earth on MN from where I'm looking grin (Shouldn't it just be OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet^?)

AnAirOfHopeInAManger Wed 05-Dec-12 09:56:58

Normally AnAirofHope

SnowballMoon Wed 05-Dec-12 10:01:57

Usually MirrorballMoon smile

ChristmasTreeSurgeon Wed 05-Dec-12 10:09:20

Awwwwww congrats Pidjin and Smeg! thanks

RudolphiaRedNose Wed 05-Dec-12 10:09:35

It's me, BegoniaBigtoes.

Pantofino Wed 05-Dec-12 10:17:23

Tis moi, Portofino

MrsSantasCervix Wed 05-Dec-12 10:31:54

Bit crude I know, this is SecretCervix debuting her Christmas NC <twirls>

Greensleeves Wed 05-Dec-12 10:39:05

Binfullofgibletsonthe26th is INSPIRED

OliviaPeaceOnEarthMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 05-Dec-12 10:53:56


Is that a hopeful name change, Olivia? Can't see much chance of peace on earth on MN from where I'm looking grin (Shouldn't it just be OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet^?)

YY, that would totally be my Christmas wish, soupy. Will change forthwith
<apologises to war-torn countries for being so small minded>

DreamyDreaminOfAWhiteChristmas Wed 05-Dec-12 11:19:39

I'm usually DreamySleepyNightySnoozySnooze. grin

LikeAVirginMary Wed 05-Dec-12 11:20:45

This is PoppadomPreach

Thought I'd continue on the Madonna theme.......

InExitCelsisDeo Wed 05-Dec-12 11:21:52

Tra la la

Tis I, ExitPursuedByABear

imdreamingofaskyebluechristmas Wed 05-Dec-12 11:47:17

previously Skyebluesapphire

NoBloodyMyrrh Wed 05-Dec-12 12:07:42

I was NoBloodyMore, struggling for inspiration so this will do.

HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly Wed 05-Dec-12 12:38:36


Normal name (at the moment) HecatePropylaea

This one is carolly, a carolly pun, got my name in it and references AIBU wink

CuriouslyChristmassyColaHam Wed 05-Dec-12 13:38:40

I like that name nobloodymyrhhgrin

CuriouslyChristmassyColaHam Wed 05-Dec-12 13:39:05

Can't spell it thoughsmile

gottasingchristmascarols Wed 05-Dec-12 14:23:39

oh to have imagination!!!

I was gottasmile

icclebabyjesusheave Wed 05-Dec-12 14:36:54

I am (briefly just so I can have this namechange) babyheave.

magimedi88 Wed 05-Dec-12 14:44:07

Was Medi88 - am looking forward to the arrival of the Magi as then it will all be over for another year!!! Not really!! smile

RumoursOfAWhiteChristmas Wed 05-Dec-12 18:00:25

It's me, Rumours smile

we3kingsoforientRaahh Wed 05-Dec-12 19:17:22

It's me, Raahhgrin

I think I have spent a lot of this year namechanged to something themed. grin

Used this a couple of years ago but I like it- though I've seen similar ones about this yearsad

RudeOldFredKnowsDrainedDeer Wed 05-Dec-12 19:24:38

Was Geeklette but struggled to find anything remotely christmassy. Have a bit of RudeOleF red grin

ReindeerOutdoors Wed 05-Dec-12 21:18:44

I was SunshineOutdoors (sun, rain/rein, see?..... I'll get my coat)

ChippingInLovesAutumn Wed 05-Dec-12 21:28:35

Thank you Tethers, MooMooMee & Pidj for your contributions smile

ChippingInAWinterWonderland Wed 05-Dec-12 21:33:12

I wish.

Thank you ChrisMissyMooMooMee grin

Tethers & Pidj it was a tough choice!

grin Nae bother ChippingInAWinterWonderland.

GretaGiblets Wed 05-Dec-12 22:44:16


Do you all like?

It'sm e, GretaGip.


LadyMaryChristmas Wed 05-Dec-12 22:46:33

Mine's great. I used to be LadySybildeChocolate before her sad, sad demise {runs off sobbing}

QODRestYeMerryGentlemen Wed 05-Dec-12 22:46:55

Smee QOD

BaublesJanson Wed 05-Dec-12 23:11:42

BabsJansen has decorated

ISpyDingDongMerrilyOnHigh Wed 05-Dec-12 23:11:58

I'm usually ISpyPlumpPie.

EweBrokeMyManger Wed 05-Dec-12 23:14:10

YouBrokeMySmoulder you see you see.

SecretSantaFix Wed 05-Dec-12 23:18:17

I'm usually SecretNutellaFix

JudithOfThePeaceAndGoodwill Wed 05-Dec-12 23:48:25

I was JudithOfThePiece.

This isn't my best effort as far as seasonal name changes goes, but I always enter these competitions in hope.

SolidGoldFrankensteinandmurgh Wed 05-Dec-12 23:53:25

Solidgoldbrass having made a bit of an effort this year...

TiddlyOmPomPom with a dash of Bing Crosby in a Xmas jumper.

WorraLorraTurkey Thu 06-Dec-12 00:52:23

WorraLiberty....wishing I could have thought of something more cleverer.

Tistheseasontobedramatic Thu 06-Dec-12 07:06:09

I was dontbesodramatic.

MrsChestysGlitteryBaubles Thu 06-Dec-12 07:07:06

Getting in at the last minute hopefully but have no chance, some of these names are brilliant!

Usually MrsChestyLaRue smile

FestiveFumblesandStumbles Thu 06-Dec-12 07:09:17

I was ZombiesFumbleAndStumble, before that.. I don't recall.blush

LimelightsontheChristmastree Thu 06-Dec-12 07:32:50

I'm Limelight with a sprinkling of festive cheer. Ho ho ho!

<pirouettes whilst simultaneously launching a volley of baubles at all available surfaces. Multi-tasking you see, like the woman in the Asda advert> wink

FellatioBellsOn Thu 06-Dec-12 08:07:27

Well I was going to do this, but it's a bit dull so.....

NinthWavingAtTheSnowman Thu 06-Dec-12 08:16:17

NinthWave usually grin

DeckTheHallsWithBoughsOfJolly Thu 06-Dec-12 08:21:19

Normally I'm JollyJock smile

LittlemissChristmas Thu 06-Dec-12 08:45:06

I'm normally littlemissimpatient
and also lacks imagination

DeckTheHallsWithBoughsOfJolly Thu 06-Dec-12 08:50:20

I nc a lot though, but try to keep Jolly in my name smile

SmeggingAroundTheChristmasTree Thu 06-Dec-12 09:20:55

Why thank you Boo, M.Teakozy and Olivia grin Back on the laptop now, so about to nc.

BTW it's not the most amazing name ever or anything. Be prepared to be a bit underwhelmed wink It is, however, punchy

Smeggnog Thu 06-Dec-12 09:23:09


Festive, tasty and mildly nauseating. What more could you want?!


RikersBeardisFresherthanSantas Thu 06-Dec-12 09:28:27

To fully appreciate me, you have to agree that long beards like FCs are a little unhygienic/look a bit whiffy. Unlike Riker's sleek little number.

<beard fetish>

I am usually (recently) RikersBeard

RikersBeardisFresherthanSantas Thu 06-Dec-12 09:29:08

I don't actually know what eggnog is? Is it like a snowball?

Smeggnog Thu 06-Dec-12 09:37:01


Actually I find it pretty disgusting, which is why I'm more amused than I should be about my namechange envy <-- festive boak-face

Ta Da! {fgrin} I was mumnosbest

iseetinselandtantrums Thu 06-Dec-12 09:53:01

In our house anyway grin

Normally iseenodust

AdesteFiderer Thu 06-Dec-12 10:07:36

Smeggnog At least I can say congratulations on the new little Noggy.

And not on a new little <boak> Smeggy grin

FrolicAndPlayTheEskimoWay Thu 06-Dec-12 10:37:42

Normally MooseyMoo wink

AndABigBirdInaPearTree Thu 06-Dec-12 10:41:01

I was Bigbirdissaved after Romney lost the U.S. presidential election.

ReindeerHooves Thu 06-Dec-12 10:45:51

If SantasStrapon doesn't make the shortlist this year I shall jolly well spoil my ballot paper.

Love, TigerFeet x

FivesGoldNorks Thu 06-Dec-12 10:53:47

I am usually FivesAndNorks

ChristmasTreeSurgeon Thu 06-Dec-12 11:02:05

Is Hully still going on about Easter I wonder.....

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 06-Dec-12 11:10:05

tah dah!

normally BlameItOnTheCuervo

IMasticateMincePie Thu 06-Dec-12 11:17:31

ExasperatedSigh here grin

MerryKissMyArse Thu 06-Dec-12 11:35:03

Right, here I am. How do I look? grin

<twirls> Although I don't know why I am bothering as it'll be a hard job beating SantasStrapOn.

(It's Fellatio btw)

FiftyShadesofTurkeyGravy Thu 06-Dec-12 11:40:36

Well someone had to be this ...

(dappledawn as was)

Hope you like it shock grin

SledYuleCated Thu 06-Dec-12 12:38:35

I am EduCated. I may e back with a better one blush

UnacceptableAmountOfSherry Thu 06-Dec-12 12:45:05

Never usually bother with name changing fun as I can never come up with anything even slightly imaginative...I changed mine on a whim after too much Sherry was wine actually but my intoxicated brain thought I was being clever
Am usually plain old Unacceptable

NaiceTurkey Thu 06-Dec-12 13:20:01

Tis I, SlightlyJaded.

I have given up trying to do something clever with my usual NN as it is too hard not very versatile.

<falls over>

FruitShootingStar Thu 06-Dec-12 13:25:56

Oh no, maybe I should be this?

(Tis I SlightlyJaded. Again blush)

Can someone choose for me? confused


StuckOnTopOfTheChristmasTree Thu 06-Dec-12 13:38:17

First ever name change - may do this again! wink
Formerly StuckInTheFensAwayFromHome

AfterEightMintyy Thu 06-Dec-12 14:10:57

Ho ho ho everyone, tis I.

What do you mean you need to see my normal nickname?

Don't you know who I am ??

DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn Thu 06-Dec-12 14:11:39

Can't you give us a clue?

OWe3WiseKneeHairsOfOrientAre Thu 06-Dec-12 14:17:40


Normally WiseKneeHair.

<sulks in a corner after seeing SantasStrapOn>

itsTwiiiiitmaaaaasss Thu 06-Dec-12 16:16:48

Has AnyFucker changed yet? I LOVE her festive NN grin. SantasStrapOn is good too. They are almost as good as mine wink

TreeDecoratingAndPresents Thu 06-Dec-12 17:01:11

TryDrawingAPicture Here smile

RumoursOfAWhiteChristmas Thu 06-Dec-12 18:00:42

Saw AnyFucker yesterday she was AnyFuckerForAMincePie grin

Elegantlybasted Thu 06-Dec-12 18:24:15

Was previously elegantlywasted.

ChunkyTurkeywiththetrimmings Thu 06-Dec-12 18:29:57

New to all this NC lark!!! But here goes...

Normally "ChunkyChicken" grin

AngelGabrielWreakinHavoc Thu 06-Dec-12 18:41:42

Signing in!

Normally AngelWreakinhavoc smile

EugenesAxeChoppedDownANiceTree Thu 06-Dec-12 19:49:18

Hmmm - there are a couple that have made me laugh a lot, so I think it's a long shot for me... EugenesAxe smile

mincepiemashandliquer Thu 06-Dec-12 20:04:05

I used to be piemashandliquer. Rather pleased with self as first attempt at festive name change!

McPheastOfStephen Thu 06-Dec-12 21:23:18

Normally McPhee grin

ISawMummyAbroadKissingSanta Thu 06-Dec-12 21:53:02

I am MummyAbroad and feeling Christmassy smile

I love Soup's name grin

turkeygreaseyuckyovenglove Thu 06-Dec-12 21:53:34

Was ovenglovesmile

RiddoTheRedNosedReindeer Thu 06-Dec-12 22:18:31

Was plain old Riddo


I was Binfullofmaggotsonthe45.

All the names are making me grin but the one that made me snort loudly was Eleanorgiftbasket.

PieEyedAndLairySanta Fri 07-Dec-12 01:41:32

I'm usually WildEyedAndHairy.

Hope I'm not too late, got started on the Christmas sherry a little early and nearly forgot to post [hic]

PieEyedAndLairySanta Fri 07-Dec-12 01:44:11

Great name Binfull even if both of yours make me a bit envy queasy.

Change of plan. I feel more myself as this flavour.

ScooseIsAChristmasBauble Fri 07-Dec-12 09:45:33

I was ScooseIsOnTheLoose grin

IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 07-Dec-12 11:39:41


I'm TeWiDoesTheHulaInHawaii!

Is that a Harry Potter reference!?

WishItCouldBeChristmasEveryday Fri 07-Dec-12 12:09:12

I have name changed for Christmas! Has it worked confused ....

WishItCouldBeChristmasEveryday Fri 07-Dec-12 12:09:52

Ooh yay it worked grin

StarOfLightMcKings3 Fri 07-Dec-12 12:26:16

What happens next? How do we get our prizes? grin

HarkTheJammyAngelsSplodge Fri 07-Dec-12 12:28:02

Normally JammySplodger smile

HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly Fri 07-Dec-12 12:47:22

They short list and then put it to a vote, Star.

I love your name Hec grin

ReindeerHooves Fri 07-Dec-12 14:54:26

So far I like Smeggnogg and HECTheHalls (anyone would think you were anticipating a massive fall out on here over Christmas. That wouldn't happen, now, would it?)

So, MNHQ, are AnyFucker and SantasStrapon making it to the shortlist? They're my perennial faves.


HarkTheHattifattnerSing Fri 07-Dec-12 15:04:49

hattifattner reporting for duty....did you guess, Didya, Didya?

TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Fri 07-Dec-12 15:35:48

<<stomps in>>

<<twirls stroppily>>

My names shit for xmas changes

<<flounces off in huff>>

TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Fri 07-Dec-12 15:37:05

Elegantly thats brilliant grin

TeWisBeenNargledByTheMistletoe Fri 07-Dec-12 15:38:25

KateHQ - yes, yes it is.grin

Hopengloooooooooooooooria Fri 07-Dec-12 15:57:57

I am Hopenglory when I have my everyday name on grin

SecretSantaFix Fri 07-Dec-12 16:14:40

You could have simply gone with HollyandIvyDragon, Honey.

MadSleighLady Fri 07-Dec-12 16:16:24

Am MadBusLady usually. Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding!

DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn Fri 07-Dec-12 16:30:25

HoneyDragon you just didn't think hard enough wink

TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy Fri 07-Dec-12 17:11:30

What? We have to think, now?

What the bloody Hell is this place coming too? <<horrified and affronted>>

Besides I know which Ivy I'd rather be sat in, and it ain't the leafy one wink

HappyTurquorn Fri 07-Dec-12 17:30:45

Normally HappyTurquoise

ChristmasIsAcumenin Fri 07-Dec-12 17:34:59

Normally Acumen (in/on/oop)

I vote for valpolliandtheivy! grin

HappyTurquorn Fri 07-Dec-12 17:36:05

I love 'DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn' grin

RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 07-Dec-12 17:47:23


Get voting!

DingDongKethryverilyonHigh Fri 07-Dec-12 18:28:05

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SledYuleCated Fri 07-Dec-12 18:30:55


You seem to have missed me off.

MrsJingleBells74 Fri 07-Dec-12 18:56:47

Nor me, I think mine is bloody brilliant <sobs into unmulled wine>

DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn Fri 07-Dec-12 19:11:47


FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Fri 07-Dec-12 19:13:34


SantasHugandRollintheSnow Fri 07-Dec-12 19:46:35

I do think some of the better names were missed off tbh but one of the ones that made me smile was there and that got my vote.

AfterEightMintyy Fri 07-Dec-12 19:48:19

Yes, some of the better names were deffo left off.

I may sound bitter and that is because I am but why have you shortlisted some names that bear absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the original poster?

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Fri 07-Dec-12 19:49:02

There were about 100 good names IMO really, all the ones in shortlist are good smile

TigerChristmasiscostingmeaBomb Fri 07-Dec-12 21:58:37

I knew mine was crap.... bah humbug

LikeAVirginMary Fri 07-Dec-12 22:10:21

Mintyy - are you referring to me?

BOFingSanta Fri 07-Dec-12 22:12:04

I thought the relation of your Christmas name to your usual one was clever, LikeAVirginMary, if not immediately obvious.

LikeAVirginMary Fri 07-Dec-12 22:40:23

Thank you, BOFingSanta. I did want to be simply LikeAVirgin but sadly someone used that as a name change once a couple of years ago so I was denied!

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Fri 07-Dec-12 23:06:51

Likeavirginmary, I love your name. I voted for it.

GoodKingWenSOLOslas Sat 08-Dec-12 01:39:06

Oh my GOD!!! I've actually made the line up grin woo hooo!!!
Vote for me someone! I'll be soooooooooo embarrassed if I don't get a vote! <sneeks off to see if I can vote for myself blush>

GoodKingWenSOLOslas Sat 08-Dec-12 01:42:15

<Sneaks back in whistling and looking furtive>

<Realises that I spelled sneaks wrong before!>

LikeAVirginMary Sat 08-Dec-12 20:53:07

Thank you, ChoirOfAngels!! Much appreciated!

ChippingInAWinterWonderland Sat 08-Dec-12 22:12:03

I voted for you Solo - I was the first one! I thought it was brilliant and I thought loads of people would follow my brilliant lead, but apparently they just aren't clever enough. Good Luck smile

GoodKingWenSOLOslas Sun 09-Dec-12 01:11:04

Aw shucks! ChippingIn thanks! ah well...made the shortlist and I'm dead chuffed about that and not bitter at all that I'm not going to win...

YulePutTatOnMyChristmasTree Sun 09-Dec-12 12:29:55

I am well chuffed to have made my first ever shortlist

when I was Fruitshootsandheaves I could never think of anything witty to change to

thankyou to the 16 people who have voted for me so far grin

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