SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

(261 Posts)

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:13:40

Did you cling film the toilets or do I have to do that?

I'm in. I can walk very quietly out of children's bedrooms and have the Special Skill of distraction. Could be useful.

Let's clingfilm the loos

Ooo, Val. We are ONE MIND.

I'm not teuching the loos.

Can we change their answerphne message.

"Your message, your call, hun"?

topsyturner Sat 29-Sep-12 22:16:58

Ooh me Miss !
I'll swap their salt and sugar pots round !

crazynanna Sat 29-Sep-12 22:17:33

I live nearby.

Shall we take photos of their toothbrushes' up our jacksies...and psot them tomorrow after they have used them wink [classic]

Can we lay turf down in HelenMNs office and bring in a sheep?
Or is that too boring

Love that Norks - creative!

carzy - that's grim up the rim

I can do digital codes but I am too old and arthritic for skeleton keys these days

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:19:15

<wwoooooo> Sue. Love the 16 second x posting grin

Can we fuck about with the mouses on their pc's? Make the left click and right click swap over?

And turn their VDU's upside down?

HecateHarshPants Sat 29-Sep-12 22:19:19

grin

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:21:27

My speciality is to pop the letter caps off keyboards and rearrange them. Only works if people don't touch type. Although if you move the positioning keys also, can mess up a touch typist.

Also, emptying the container of a hole punch into an umbrella is good, especially if it doesn't rain for awhile...

VDU's?

Is that rood?

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:22:59

No, it's not Chaos. Sorry!

I'm going to fill the bathroom COMPLETELY with inflated balloons.

<<images of HQers popping and clenching simultaneouslt>>

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:23:53

Visual Display Unit, ie SCREEN you flipping doily

<concedes it is a bit UTI/STI/VD crossover as an acronym>

I will come with you but I will be the look out, as i don't do naughty.

Drawers full of polystyrene worms.

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:24:40

Tee. Amazing. Am adding that to my repertoire wine for you

BabylonPI Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:19

I'll glue the coffee cups down if you like??

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:20

I'm going to replace the gin in the water cooler with water

UnChartered Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:36

<unscrews name plates on Big Office doors and swaps over>

[wunk]

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:26:12

Oooh, or you can take a screenshot of what's on their monitor and then put it as the background (and nothing works!)

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 22:26:15

I'm not good with technology but I have some naice ham I can hide in the filing cabinets?

Anybody handy with a screwdriver?
We could attach all OliviaMns furniture to the ceiling.
And put a pendant light on the floor

Shall we hide the Big Red Button?
Oooo, and lets fuck up the Suspend Posting function.
Oh, wait....

Very good, Weasel.

You evil-mindeded tweedle.

That will learn them.

crazynanna Sat 29-Sep-12 22:26:45

Sparkling is a goody 2 shoes she leaves apples' on desks grin

Prawns in the curtain rail
(classic)

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:27:09

Pigeon. Another brilliant addition to the thread <notes>

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:27:24

Which one Val? Or both!

I once got a colleague with the umbrella one months after I had done it, I happened to be standing near by, along with many colleagues as we were going to an all company lunch thing, when next she used it. grin

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:27:52

Take the door handles of and put them back on upside down

Veh good SueP.

That was a letdown and a hald, non?

Now, do we know I'd there are showers at the towers (poetry)
If so, unscrewing the shower head and inserting an oxo cube might be amusing

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:28:11

<snort at replacing the gin with water>

<<high fives>>

I may have a look at the SSDNCOP file while I am here though <rummages>

Excellent plan. Bit difficult for me to get to at short notice, but I am with you in spirit.

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:29:09

Keyboard one Tee ! Luffs that.

Tech's shed needs more duct tape.
All over, including the door frame

I LIKE duct tape

I have a feeling Carrie takes her mutt in sometimes?

I think I'm going to smear marmite on the underneath of the boardroom table.

wink

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:30:07

Oh that one's really awesome Val! I used to spell out messages to people when they were on their holidays!

Oxo cube in the shower <weeps>

Switch the decaff and caff. And take away all proper tea, leaving only the Green and Roibus and Herbal shite that people buy to take to work. And not drink.
Mwahahahahahaha

BabylonPI Sat 29-Sep-12 22:30:28

Tee I emptied a hole punch into a friends car blower system thingy about 14 years ago grin

He still has the same car and all these years later he still gets random "holes" being blown at him grin

Right, I am sewing secretive costumes...mostly in black, but with a bit of luminous ricrac for health and safety purposes.
What size balaclavas do we need, and does anyone need the extra small swag bag?

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:31:09

Ha! Babylon!

Carries dog, Boo is tooooooooo cute.
But might take a laxative if hind in a sausage

Hang on - aren't you missing a trick by telling them what you're doing?

Just replace the biscuits with oatcakes and the Gin with water.

That'll teach em. wink

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:33:25

Can we write mitmoo on the widows with shaving foam?

KEEMA!

They don;t know.

They're all on the lash.

We are alone!

<<shakes Keema's shoilders>>

And the windows Golden. grin

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 22:34:50

I'm really sorry, but I've just straightened my hair so I'm just not going to wear a balaclava (AIBU?)

Replace all the secret lube in the desk drawers with mayonnaise?

OOh I've found their address book.

<<steals Derren's Brown's PA's number>>

Anybody else want numbers?

OK, for those with gorgeous straight hair, I am prepared to help with some soot facepaint

MmeLindor Sat 29-Sep-12 22:36:03

My parents put confetti in my umbrella when I was on honeymoon. Didn't use the umbrella till months afterwards.

Could we alter the logo on the door (that they take photos of guest in front of) so that one of the women is holding a huge dildo.

Someone will be here. Poor Olivia, prolly.

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:36:24

Pin up posters of Gina Ford?

Nope, I need to get hold of Cailin Moran for very personal reasons. Hand me the phone

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:36:24

What, like this:

thanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanks
thankssmilesmilesmilesmilesmilethankssmilesmilesmilethankssmilesmilesmile thankssmilesmilesmilesmilesmilethankssmilesmilesmilethankssmilesmilesmilethanks
thankssmilethankssmilethankssmilethanksthankssmilethanksthanksthankssmilethanksthankssmilethankssmilethankssmilethankssmilethankssmilethankssmilethankssmilethanks
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thanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanks thanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanks

agolden some people have to go too far, don't they?

PMSL, you have recovered from your hangover then, Chaos? wink

Don't forget the Fun Snaps - you position them carefully under the loo seat, so that anyone who sits on it gets a resounding "crack" when they sit down....

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:37:34

Val, you are now my bestest MNer grin

IamtheZombie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:37:39

They wouldn't have been so cruel as to leave NewKate in charge on a Saturday night would they? Especially when it's a full moon...

grin

I have been collecting slugs for a while. Any suggestions?

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:37:59

Val - that is quite stunning [gin] grin

ProphetOfDoom Sat 29-Sep-12 22:38:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MmeLindor Sat 29-Sep-12 22:39:05

I think we need to waken our pre-teen children. They would be good at this.

Whoopie cushions on the boardroom seats would feature if you asked DS

All the old deleted threads must be around somewhere.
Can we revive some zombies?

ProphetOfDoom Sat 29-Sep-12 22:39:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

I really need to find the secret file on WHAT THEY DID TO POMBEAR sad

I dunno where you lot all are. sad

I clicked Chaos's link and I've ended up in the Matron's room of a prominent boys' boarding school somewhere in Surrey.

It smells of liniment and socks and there are confiscated copies of Razzle everywhere.

Send help.

YouSmegHead Sat 29-Sep-12 22:40:46

Do we have anyone teccy who can change one of the smileys to Rude ones?

I say we find the Lost Threads of Chat room and rescue some. I mourn their passing.

Aaaah I see Chaos.

Can you change all of the desktop backgrounds to be piccies of GF?

I'm pretty sure that at least one of them has the password Gr3ggs5au5ageR0ll

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:42:18

Why thanks. It was gifted to me by another (now seemingly departed MNer)

I save it for special occasions.

I have a flowery fuck off too. I feel all spesh on the inside when I post it where it's deserved

Messing with the AIBU warning at the top could be quite fun.

Ie...This is a fight club grin

YouSmegHead Sat 29-Sep-12 22:42:21

Val so didn't get that, had to turn my phone round grin

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 22:42:59

I see I'm late, but I have the prawns and the sewing kit for the curtains.

Anyone lend a hand?

Now we also would like icons for dragon to be full time (MIL threads), and we need icons of 'pants on fire'

YouSmegHead Sat 29-Sep-12 22:44:07

What about the spreadsheet,, they must have it somewhere.

ChristmasKate Sat 29-Sep-12 22:44:33

I have stink bombs and whoopi cushions.

Tee, you still around?

Could you sort out the font size of the bolded words while you're here?

They cba.

It distrubs me.

Oops, sorry, and a QUOTE FUNCTION.
I am going to break into tech's shed. Can somebody please hold my WKD?

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 22:45:56

<holds WKD>

<takes a swig>

I have found the key to Justine's SECRET cupboard. She we peep?

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:47:12

You won't be able to unsee it once you peep, Norks. Don't do it....

I'm going to give myself powers to tidy Aibu.
And do some tweeting.

ProphetOfDoom Sat 29-Sep-12 22:47:29

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Ooooh look - I've found Matron's ciggies and her bottle of Bombay Sapphire.

Don't forget the Fun Snaps (under toilet seats)......

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:48:17

oooh - real gin

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:48:43

Could we ban them, like they do with trolls?

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 22:49:15

Just change one letter in their passwords.

Oooh, can we let ALL the trolls out of the dungeon?

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 22:50:18

Oi, I've found the shaving kit!

I knew they were a bunch of hairy handed truckers, but to find actual evidence!

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:50:21

Actually, just change one letter in their logins - they'd take ages to notice!

Can someone sit on Norks?

NO QUOTE FUNCTION.

[grr]

chaos where are you? I can't see you in your brilliant disguise as a packet of pombears

Releasing the trolls is a bit drastic. Just a few maybe?

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:51:43

But Sue, how would you choose which ones?

Who is going to sit on me. I feel I have the right to know...and you are all disguised.

BANG!

We could let them fight it out? Thumbs up type situation.

Shhhhhhhhhhh....I think I heard someone coming

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:53:05

ok - and then we could all cry 'fight, fight' like what they do in films!

And my torch has run out of batteries

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:53:23

ok, shouting fight might not be a good idea

shhhh

SrirachaGirl Sat 29-Sep-12 22:53:36

Oooh! I've got invisible chalk! I shall write "OI!" on all the chairs. <collapses in a fit of giggles>. Sooooo rude shock.

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 22:53:38

Quick, give me a balaclava, sod the hair.

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:54:02

I've got my useful car key one here (amazingly it worked the other day when I needed it!)

Only FUNNY trolls allowed out.
Cruel ones go back to dungeon and the NORKSTRETCHER!!!

iT WASN'T ANYONE COMING, IT WAS SOMEONE SITTING ON THE LOO WITH THE FUN SNAPS UNDER THE SEAT...........

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:54:41

sorry, that's a car key torch not balaclava!

srira shhhhhhhhhh, do you WANT us to get caught.

Ooops, sorry for shouting! Caps lock accidentally on! blush

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 22:55:24

<sniff sniff>
Did someone let the poo troll out?
Or is someone too scared to use the clingfilmed/popping loos?

HappySunflower Sat 29-Sep-12 22:55:43

Ssssssh.
QUIETER you lot.
Don't you know? Olivia has ears everywhere

Where are the knitters and crocheters when we need them
QUICK, we have a balaclava deficit emergency

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:57:14

I'm trying to knit, but it's been quite a while!

KoPo Sat 29-Sep-12 22:57:23

I'm heading to those out of the way rooms to soak the carpets and sow cress seeds.

If I'm not back in 20 mins send someone to find me. smile

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We would have got away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids.

Surely you should arrange child are if you are doing a raid?

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:57:33

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:57:50

Knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one,

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:58:07

Or we could all do that.

That'll really wind em up [wunk]

Am replacing Eurex in the vending machine with bubblegum

(waits 9 patient months)

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 22:58:42

Oh FFS, this balaclava has no eye holes....

What is Eurex?

pepp you are accidentally knitting a large wanksock

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:59:51

Oops sorry pepper - forgot you needed to see as well!

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 22:59:58

eurgh! Wrong pattern!

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:00:52

Can we add a catsbumface emoticon? They're going to need it when they roll in in the morning with their hangovers...grin

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:01:02

Quick tell me how you do the blank posts

Please grin

Who's got the gelignite? I am planning some fun.

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:01:59

We could swap all the Rioja in the cupboard for fruit shoots...

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 23:03:10

<swaps fairtrade coffee for Nescafe>

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 23:04:03

<prepares slightly sheepish face and "they made me do it, Miss" face for tomorrow morning>

I know, lets have a fry-up!

<puts frying pan on, adds bacon, eggs, mushrooms, sausages, tomatoes>

nutella you have gone TOO far sad

Nagoo Sat 29-Sep-12 23:06:25

norks shockI shall restrain you with your own beautiful jerwellery! sticking furniture to the celing? shock Poor olivia doe snot deserve the dreaded shrinks!

sad

<joins norm in breakfasting>

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 23:07:17

Couthy. Nice one.

Olivia Doe Snot?

OK, the bacon and eggs are just about done! Fried bread anyone?

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 23:08:54

Excellent, I'll have a full english breakfast, with the leftover Rioja grin
<settles down in devastated office>

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 23:09:01

Right all you rebellers. I have to go to bed before I fall asleep on the keyboard and to this

BHdgilbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaerhhhhhhhhhhnm bvn s\v

G'night y'all. Hope we aren't all banned in the am wink

Watcher nagoo

KoPo Sat 29-Sep-12 23:09:32

<Swaps all nice food in fridge for Gregs sausage rolls>

I got the carpets done nicely! .... They should start sproting cress in a couple of days

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:09:42

I haven't had fried bread in ages!

Here you go - full English (aka builders' breakfast).

With wine.....

Don't worry val I have nicked the 'BIG BOOK OF BANNING' ....they won't know how to do it

KoPo Sat 29-Sep-12 23:10:44

Pass me some of that Rioja! All this pranking is thirsty work

Ketchup?

Yeah, ketchup, sauce whatever........

<splurts>

KoPo Sat 29-Sep-12 23:12:07

Anyone remember to bring superglue?

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:13:37

I've got some. Let me just finish gluing their staplers to the table.

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 23:13:55

Hmm, got glue - just looking in the 'things that stick box'...

... uhu ?
... pva ?
... staples ?
ah ha - superglue...

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 23:14:10

KoPo - we're on a break! have a sausage sarnie while we plot some more grin

Ah, superglue! I have had to use that in the past to stick my hi-vis jacket back together.....

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 23:14:36

Can I stop knitting now?

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:15:07

shock

Look what I found in Rowan's drawer!

<<Holds aloft a SWMNBN book>>

shock

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 29-Sep-12 23:15:15

I have an alibi we can leave behind HullygullyPuppy and Nutty's GirlCat. They can take all the blame.

<BBQs more sausages>

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:15:34

shock

KoPo Sat 29-Sep-12 23:15:35

Oh! Thanks .... Sausage sarnie and wine

Just what I need grin

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 29-Sep-12 23:16:17

Might be a good idea pigeon - wtf are we going to do with 17 foot scarf?

I will deny everything if asked, I wasn't even here.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 29-Sep-12 23:17:25

<<takes photo of Sparkling>>

I have lost chaos again!

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 23:18:17

sparkling - the ketchup down your front will give you away..

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:18:33

Hahaha!

<<Continues with riffling through desk drawers while scoffing bacon sarnies.>>

Look! Oliffia has a spreadsheet! Quick! Come and READ!

shock What happened to Peace and Love, Olivia!

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:19:35

Chaos is hiding amidst the, well, chaos of MNHQ...grin

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 23:20:21

<hides Kit-Kats in Justine's bottom drawer>

<Hides GirlCat in Olivia's>

shock I have an alibi. I was on another thread. wink

Ummm, I wasn't here either, well only to cook fry-ups and BBQs....... and possibly make brew....

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 23:20:49

Weasel, I'm sure it can be used for something, maybe tying up trolls or somesuch?

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:21:06

Poor Chaos sad

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:21:34

I have an idea for the 17 foot scarf.

We tie it to the bottom of each twirly chair, so they're all tied together. So when Rebecca glides across the office to get some gin from the water gin cooler, she pulls along everyone else in the office too. grin

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 23:22:20

You see, I knew it would come in useful - great idea [gin] I mean grin

Quick HIDE, someone's coming.
Get out of the bin, sparkling I was here first

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:23:04

I'm sure she will pop up somewhere...

Maybe she's under this poster of Gordon holding some Jammy Dodgers?

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:23:36

SSSSSHHHHHH.

<<Giggles>>

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:24:01

<<Curls up under Olivia's desk.>>

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 23:24:17

Who's standing on my bloody foot?

Geroff, would you?

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 23:24:38

<hides under 17ft scarf>
<snigger>

KoPo Sat 29-Sep-12 23:24:43

I need some help to glue all the phone handsets down! There is just too many of them for me to tackle alone.

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:25:29

Can anyone see who it is? Thought Sparkling was meant to be the lookout?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Who farted!

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 23:26:01

Chaos, are you still with us?

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:26:09

Lets stick a £1 coin to the floor too!

i heard a squeak

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:26:39

She's gone to tell on us!

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:27:06

No pound coins but have got a jar full of pennies

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 29-Sep-12 23:27:32

Sorry Nutty Sparkling pushed me in her hurry to get into the bin

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 23:27:48

Yeah, sorry Norks.

When I get nervous...

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 23:28:18

Seeing as it's you Weasel, I'll let it go.

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:28:21

''She's gone to tell on us!''

<goes to practice 'they made me do it' sobs>

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 23:28:58

<practises Brazening it out in the mirror>

I think we are safe, the footsteps went over to the gin warehouse, you can all come out now (if you are still in the closet)

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:30:30

A gin warehouse?!

So what the fuck are we doing in here confused

I think I have my balaclava on back to front-I can't see a thing......

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:31:09

... or the wank sock?

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:31:40

I will just look all innocent, and flutter my eyelids, and get away with it. It worked at school. None of the teachers EVER believed that Miss Goody two shoes was the one that cling filmed the staff bogs, or swapped the staff room biscuits for a comedy jumping snake.

Until the day I pushed it too far, barricaded myself in the Deputy HT's office, and sung Flash aaa-aaaah Gordon over the Tannoy system, and gave all the teachers detention...

grin

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 23:32:39

pigeon had the wrong pattern to start with.
try the camouflage paint?

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:33:05

See I was rubbish, I made the mistake of writing my own name on the walls of the girls toilets sad

I even admitted it sad

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:33:27

I only got a lunchtime detention for that too. Bet anyone else would have been suspended.

<<Teacher's pet>>

Bet you lot all get banned, and I just get a warning.

<<Blows raspberry>>

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:34:27

A gin warehouse?! And we're all here, sober? What the Jeff are we waiting for?!

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 23:35:00

Orange, you thick or something?

You always write the name of the naughtiest kid in school.

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:35:53

I know that now grin

ouryve Sat 29-Sep-12 23:35:56

Who fancies changing the logo? That baby on the left has to be peeing in someone's face.

I'll get DH to write a macro to swap "mums" and "net" around every time they appear together, either officially or in messages.

And I'll knit a few balaclavas, but you'll have to not mind them being bright pink.

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 23:36:05

i wouldn't say we're sober - i had rioja with my builders breakfast <hic>

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:37:10

Don't think bright pink is the best colour to go for if i'm honest

<pretends not to be here>

KoPo Sat 29-Sep-12 23:37:56

Throw me a balaclava (one with eye holes and a mouth hole). Im off to raid that GIN WAREHOUSE!

Well done, Pepper! Although beer might have been more builderish......

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 23:45:03

I had to use a straw, what with the balaclava and all...
I may not make it to the gin warehouse, carry on without me ladies..
If They come, I'll defend the office to my last suasage roll
<tries to look brave>

KoPo Sat 29-Sep-12 23:47:27

Oi! ... I filled that fridge with sausage rolls as a prank!

Oh well leave some in there to make the point and dont give yourself indigestion.

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 23:49:55

Salutes pepper

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 30-Sep-12 00:06:04

I saw Chaos. She's run away to another thread. We better scarper too!

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 30-Sep-12 00:06:28

Away to the gin factory. Who's got the tonic?

SecretNutellaFix Sun 30-Sep-12 07:45:47

<sneaks back to he scne of the crime>

Did we leave anyone behind? <checks bin>

Tee2072 Sun 30-Sep-12 08:02:55

Well, Chaos seems to have suckered us all in and scampered...

BTW Chaos, no I can't fix the bold thing. I'm not a programmer. Sorry.

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 30-Sep-12 08:32:56

S'ok, they're not here yet.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 30-Sep-12 08:35:36

Bunch of dirty stop outs

And btw what exactly is wrong with bright pink hmm

AGoldenOrange Sun 30-Sep-12 09:18:30

Well its not the best colour to hide

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 30-Sep-12 09:22:19

MNHQ ain't caught me yet grin

<reports thread> Look what these lot have been up to MNHQ. They asked me to join them but I said no.

AGoldenOrange Sun 30-Sep-12 10:12:17

They asked me too but I said no smile

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 30-Sep-12 10:13:31

Sparkling
She who smelt it dealt it.

You're in trouble now grin

CouthyMowWearingOrange Sun 30-Sep-12 10:14:03

<<Stands and flutters eyelashes and looks like a Good girl...>>

Tee2072 Sun 30-Sep-12 10:15:57

Sparkling! Tattle Tale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MNHQ I think it's disgusting what they did. Someone put a picture of Katie Hopkins on the wall too. shock

Tee2072 Sun 30-Sep-12 10:20:00

shock Sparkling!

::pantses Sparkling, shoves her in her locker, locks the door::

NormaStanleyFletcher Sun 30-Sep-12 10:29:02

<snurk>

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 30-Sep-12 10:29:30

<<drops HullyGully and GirlCat into office>>

<<drinks the last of the gin>>

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 10:36:54

<muffled voice>
Help - they locked me in the cupboard!
It was Sparkling, she made me do it, I was trying to make them stop...

PigeonPie Sun 30-Sep-12 10:41:28

aahhhhh - I seem to have got caught up in a 17' long scarf!

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 10:46:41

I have an escape plan pigeon.
<looks furtive>
Tie one end of the scarf to the gin water machine, and we'll abseil out the window. No-one will spot us in our balaclavas.

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 10:48:53

Any idea what floor we're on?
<spots potential flaw in brilliant plan>

PigeonPie Sun 30-Sep-12 10:50:43

pepper, I thought that was an excellent idea until the realisation that we might be on the fourth floor - shall I start knitting again?

You lot been caught yet?

grin

Tee2072 Sun 30-Sep-12 12:51:28

I cannot believe you abandoned us Chaos! What kind of ring leader are you?

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 12:55:59

Actually we're blending in surprisingly well. Who'd have thought Sunday was "wear your balaclava to work day"!

SecretNutellaFix Sun 30-Sep-12 14:21:13

Maybe they're all sleeping off the massive hangover they inflicted on themselves?

AGoldenOrange Sun 30-Sep-12 16:16:21

Can't believe you lot haven't been caught yet smile

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 16:59:14

<sneaks drunkenly out of gin stores>

Well seems we all got away with it.

YouSmegHead Sun 30-Sep-12 17:01:12

Psst over here in the fire escape, sorry I fell asleep in here.

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 17:02:23

Cmon Smeg ...... We gotta get out of here. Plus i'm not feeling too well after all the gin.

YouSmegHead Sun 30-Sep-12 17:03:04

Gin? Did I miss the gin?

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 17:04:52

<retches>

Yes we found HQ's supply of gin.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 30-Sep-12 17:11:20

<opens door, surveys chaos - in both senses>

Who's been sitting in my chair? <big bear voice>

PigeonPie Sun 30-Sep-12 17:26:05

No me but I might have been under Baby Bear's desk for a while-

SecretNutellaFix Sun 30-Sep-12 17:39:41

<points at chaos>

Please, Helen, she made us do it. She threatened to use her smart phone on us and multiple post constantly if we didn't.

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 17:58:25

It was Chaos, she sat in it, and twirled in and tipped back in it and everything.
We all tried to stop her.
<winning smile>

she said 'COME TO TAKE MN APART'

do you think she meant 'COME TO A MN PARTY' ?

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 30-Sep-12 19:29:52

Serves you ALL right for leaving us Helen. We got seperation anxiety sad

It was me. Ha!

Although it was Chaos what started it and I'm just easily lead.

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 20:30:24

Hope everyone likes cress <wink>

CouthyMowWearingOrange Tue 02-Oct-12 02:21:52

<<Flutters eyelashes and hands Helen a bottle of Bombay Sapphire...>>

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 02-Oct-12 22:25:19

You lot are bonkers! and horrid for not inviting me! sad

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