So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

[JeremyVile]

We should burn stuff...

[blametheparents]

Big bottom

[JeremyVile]

Starting with the biscuit

[wuglet]

lets hack in and put tickers on


10 minutes since I last burped

[WilfSell]

rofl at burning stuff. Will we chuck toilet rolls down the bog and drink all their Vermouth too?

[blametheparents]

Let's start loads of threads that will cause trouble!
Daily Mail rant
She who must not be named
Moldies
Bum sex

You know the kind of thing

[WilfSell]

And let's shout MOULDIES at the top of our voices...?

[WilfSell]

haha btp

[BitOfFun]

Where's VinegarTits? She once managed to turn all the text green

[WilfSell]

Anyway are they going to be posting/tweeting from the party? I'll be expecting some fishy barbed comments on the stylism...

[differentID]

anyone fancy a tp fight?

I bet they have a laptop set up at the party and have a Big Red Button for when we are naughty!

[stealthsquiggle]

OK - where do they hide the key to the cake booze cupboard?

Can we wipe all their very important lists off whiteboards and replace them with silly drawings?

[TrinityIsFuckingTrying]

I could have a tantrum and wreck the place

[Northernlurker]

Once upon a time there was a well known childcare guru and an equally well known parenting website. They all played happily together until.....(cont pg 94)

[differentID]

you don't throw things do you?

[fruitshootsandheaves]

lets change all our names to include obscenities

and start 10,000,000 problem posts in Site Stuff

[ahundredtimes]

I know.

Let's invite a HUGE discussion across many threads weighing up the pros and cons of a steiner education.

That'll make the party swing

[Northernlurker]

and then all the villagers ran away to mouldy land and all that was left was the dregs.....(cont pg 94)

[LittlefishIsALittleFucker]

Like my new name everyone?

(It's me, Littlefish, in case you didn't recognise me).

[bibbitybobbityhat]

I want a definitive no-nonsense list of who has been invited, not the haiku winners. I know obv morning paper, pw, aitch, etc. So who else, eh?

[ahundredtimes]

has anyone done a Happy Birthday Mn thread yet?

We'll do one. Everyone will post

happy birthday

and maybe a smiley or two, and then we'll all die with boredom.

I'm good at party games, me

[whomovedmychocolate]

well not us obviously

Gina Ford, how do I love thee. Let me count the ways....

discuss.