So, MNHQ...

[SoupDragon]

... Just how fed up are you with the shambles that is the Name A Dolphin competition?

[FluffyBunnyGoneBad]

Can we just call it fanjolina and be done with it? Please? There really is no need for 17 threads, I bet most of the names have been repeated so you are just making life hard for yourself.

[HelenMumsnet]

Let's just say we did none of this on porpoise...

[differentID]

very witty

[SoupDragon]

I can't believe you didn't take the opportunity to blame Geraldine, which seems to be Company Policy

[HelenMumsnet]

Oh yes (thank you Soupy): all complaints to [email protected]

Or Flipper, as we call her now...

[SoupDragon]

Oooh, what a fab name for a dolphin "Gerry" is...

[PortAndLemon]

If you'd just said "email all suggestions to [email protected]" in the first place, then everyone's lives would have been easier. Well, not Geraldine's, obviously, but from a strictly utilitarian viewpoint it would have been the Right Thing To Do.