OK TECH. Enough is enough. What the buggery bollocks is going on with this damn site?

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

Yet again it went off. Link appears to be broken.

This is beyond a joke I tell you. My nerves can't take it.

What the heck is going on?

Are you drunk???????

I need answers, explanation, a grovelling apology and possibly an MN patch to wear when it next goes off, just to tide me over...

[LovelyRitaMeterMaid]

Mine just went off and now Active Conversations has only about 20 conversations.

[Himbo]

It always seems to happen around the same time - school kids messing about???

[Tamarto]

What she said, i get all confused and think my PC is broken

[differentID]

pmsl- I was just about to ask the nitwit who broke MN to own up or I'd beat them up behind the bike shed!

[PuppyMonkey]

I dunno, Hecate. But I agree with you, you're STIll fucking brill you are?

To clarify though, mine's all right. Has your computer bosted?

[cocolepew]

Oh good, I hadn't broke it.

[EyeballshasManBoobs]

Yeah, get yer act together, and sit up straight when I'm talking to you. This slackness has got to stop. You're letting us down, you're letting your parents down, but most of all, you're letting yourself down.

[LadyOfWaffle]

I had to endure FB for about 10 mins then Seriously, FBing does not last 10 mins!

[TheInvisibleManDidIt]

I think we should go and protest outside techs shed until it's sorted!

[differentID]

[PortBlacksandResident]

STOP DOING THIS TO ME

[Hulababy]

I had to sit there then thinking I may have to get up and do something proper! Anyone else sit there hitting refresh?!

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

oh, port. do you need a cuddle and a cup of tea?

[cocolepew]

Where has all the active convos gone??? [whines]

[PortBlacksandResident]

I do Hecate, I do.

[differentID]

of course not hulababy

[Furball]

I'll join your protest. Stop trying to change new things when you haven't fixed other stuff first!

[Northernlurker]

I've got ooodles of kids round here, my head hurts , my husband won't be back till 8pm (yes he knows the house is full of kids), I've just cooked the sweetcorn to perfection but forgotten to cook the chicken, my parents are coming to stay tommorrow and I can't find any socks SO when I log on to mnet for a couple of minutes peaceful reflection and find that the rest of the internet is whizzing along but mnet cannot find it's server I WANT TO CRY!

I had to go and read Babyrazzi! Discovering that Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend and her football playing boyf are expecting their first baby on Christmas Day. Also Jennifer Garner has picked Violet up from school AGAIN.

[PortBlacksandResident]

Northern - you think you've got problems. My next port of call is 'The Megalithic Portal'.

[MerlinsBeard]

Oooo i thought it was my laptop!!

[SammyK]

I take it MN has been down again then? I have been outside so hadn't noticed.

Am getting really annoyed at clicking on a thread and then waiting 5 mins tho.

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

you went outside? What's that like then?

There's a sign at my front door "here be dragons"

[GeraldineMumsnet]

BigTech has escaped the shed and taken his annual day off. NikitaTech got it working again and so deserves a day off. Apologies all round.

EyeballshasManBoobs, my fave variation of that is 'what did the inflatable headmaster of the inflatable school say to the inflatable boy with a pin? A: You've let me down, you've let the school down, but most of all you've let yourself down.

[EyeballshasManBoobs]

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

Well let that be a lesson to you - no more days off for him.