Mumsnet Motherhood and Childhood Survey

[OliviaMumsnet]

Hi all
Do you remember all the haikus where we asked you to fill in our survey?
Well, the results are in you can see them here. They're also in today's Sunday Telegraph too. Huge thanks to the 1668 of you who filled it in.
MNHQ

[fireflyfairy2]

Arnold Ward is some charmer, huh?

"From what I see at the local gym most housewives are parasitic sponges, lazy as the day is long."

[Hassled]

Yes, I was interested to learn I'm a parasitic sponger as well. Great to learn he has a thriving career though - that's the main thing.

[fireflyfairy2]

And that his wife has a career that takes her away most of the time... wonder why that is? Surely can't be connected to being married to a narrow minded bigot.

[MissLapinToYou]

My DH is a purser! It's the person on a ship responsible for admin, supply and money. I imagine Arnold's wife is either in the Royal or Merchant Navy.

Must ask DH if he knows a Ward in the Navy who's married to a total arse...

[fireflyfairy2]

Thanks for that Lapin

[Doodledootoo]

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