Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top. And cake. And Gin.

[MrsVamos]

Dear MNHQ

We time honoured members on the tennis thread have a need. And I have started a thread here to ask, very nicely and politely.


Can we have our BALLS back, please ?

Tennis isn't only on for 2 weeks on the BBC y'know.

Thanking muchly.

MrsV xxxxx

[MrsVamos]

Ooooh.

And :



Blatent begging.

Please ?

[MrsVamos]

Fuck.

Blatant.

[MrsVamos]

Someone else should have done this.

BALLS

Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

[MrsVamos]

It appears my tennis companions have abandoned me.

I'll just keep begging.

PLEASE.

[HarveySchlumpfenburger]

Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

[MrsVamos]

Rafa !

Love you !

PLEASE, MNHQ & Tech.

[magimedi]

Yes - we need our balls!

NOW

Tennis season is just really getting going & we are being deprived & discriminated against with no balls.

Give us the ball back & we might even send you (virtual) gin!

[Mrswellyboot]

I'm not a tennis fan but I am offering my support for your need for balls

Sending good vibes

[HerrenaHarridan]

Also don't care about your balls bit think you should have them

Mn are tight with their emoticons, they wouldn't let us keep the tardis

[MrsVamos]

Awwww. Bless you, Mrswellyboot and HerrenaHarridan.

I do feel, overall, that there should be a much broader choice of emoticons.

Hopefully we will get our BALLS back and you should campaign to reinstate the Tardis. I would fully support you.

PLEASE.

[magimedi]

Balls are better than Tardis!

[Raahh]

Please. Please. Please.

We've been ever so good. We haven't really mithered about it since the US Open.

I can pretend to be a Murray fan, if it helps?

I liked the tardis

[MrsVamos]

Raahh, really ? Really ?

[Raahh]

I know it is a little bit niche- but who uses the Pom Bear?!

And we have been yakking about balls over nets for AGES now. We are a serious quiche. And we mainly talk about men. In shorts.

Quiche
Niche

there's a rhyme there, somewhere.

I love you, MN.

[HarveySchlumpfenburger]

As if you could pretend to be a Murray fan for more than 10 minutes, Raahh.

[Raahh]

MrsV- nope. I lied about about the Murray bit

[MrsVamos]

I do.



He is a sweetie. Sometimes.

[Raahh]

[magimedi]

We are very good.

We never disagree.

We are always kind & friendly to each other.

We don't attract tol*s

We deserve our ball back - please, pretty please?

[MrsVamos]

No shame babe, get that head up !





Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

[Raahh]

Ok, we like the more than Murray.

But you can't blame us for that, surely?

(I may not be doing the cause any good)

[MrsVamos]

If Pom didn't have a eyes and a nose and ears, he could be a BALL.

[Starballbunny]

Yes, tennis balls make me Hoppy!
Please!

[MrsVamos]

MNHQ & Tech.

Can we perhaps pretend that Pom is being Adam Ant, with a white stripe across his face ?

Mwah ha ha ha ha.....

[Raahh]

See- now we have RABBITS

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

you can't refuse BUNNYS !