Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top. And cake. And Gin.

(51 Posts)
MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:23:43

Dear MNHQ

We time honoured members on the tennis thread have a need. And I have started a thread here to ask, very nicely and politely.

Can we have our BALLS back, please ?

Tennis isn't only on for 2 weeks on the BBC y'know.

Thanking muchly.

MrsV xxxxx

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:24:59

Ooooh.

And :

<offers BEER and peanuts to Tech>

Blatent begging.

Please ?

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:25:19

Fuck.

Blat*a*nt.

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:26:13

Someone else should have done this.

BALLS

Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:35:41

It appears my tennis companions have abandoned me.

I'll just keep begging.

PLEASE.

<offers more cake and gin and beer and peanuts>

RafaIsTheKingOfClay Wed 26-Mar-14 22:35:48

Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:36:39

Rafa !

Love you !

PLEASE, MNHQ & Tech.

magimedi Wed 26-Mar-14 22:37:19

Yes - we need our balls!

NOW

Tennis season is just really getting going & we are being deprived & discriminated against with no balls.

Give us the ball back & we might even send you (virtual) gin!

[tennis]

Mrswellyboot Wed 26-Mar-14 22:37:26

I'm not a tennis fan but I am offering my support for your need for balls grin

Sending good vibes

HerrenaHarridan Wed 26-Mar-14 22:41:20

Also don't care about your balls bit think you should have them smile

Mn are tight with their emoticons, they wouldn't let us keep the tardis sad

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:44:56

Awwww. Bless you, Mrswellyboot and HerrenaHarridan.

I do feel, overall, that there should be a much broader choice of emoticons.

Hopefully we will get our BALLS back and you should campaign to reinstate the Tardis. I would fully support you.

PLEASE.

magimedi Wed 26-Mar-14 22:45:03

Balls are better than Tardis!

<runs away fast>

Raahh Wed 26-Mar-14 22:45:47

Please. Please. Please.

We've been ever so good. We haven't really mithered about it since the US Open.

I can pretend to be a Murray fan, if it helps? grin

I liked the tardissad

[tennis]

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:49:20

Raahh, really ? Really ?

<shudders>

grin

Raahh Wed 26-Mar-14 22:50:00

I know it is a little bit niche- but who uses the Pom Bear?!

And we have been yakking about balls over nets for AGES now. We are a serious quiche. And we mainly talk about men. In shorts.

Quiche
Niche

there's a rhyme there, somewhere.

I love you, MN. thanks

[tennis]

RafaIsTheKingOfClay Wed 26-Mar-14 22:50:53

As if you could pretend to be a Murray fan for more than 10 minutes, Raahh. grin

Raahh Wed 26-Mar-14 22:51:02

MrsV- nope. I lied about about the Murray bit <hangs head in shame>

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:51:27

I do. blush

bear

He is a sweetie. Sometimes.

Raahh Wed 26-Mar-14 22:51:33

gringrin

[tennis]

magimedi Wed 26-Mar-14 22:51:46

We are very good.

We never disagree.

We are always kind & friendly to each other.

We don't attract t*o*l*s

We deserve our ball back - please, pretty please?

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:52:51

No shame babe, get that head up !

<pulls thong out of backside a la Rafa>

grin

Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

Raahh Wed 26-Mar-14 22:53:07

Ok, we like the bear more than Murray.

But you can't blame us for that, surely?

(I may not be doing the [tennis] cause any good)

grin

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:54:29

<whispers>

If Pom didn't have a eyes and a nose and ears, he could be a BALL.

Yes, tennis balls make me Hoppy!
Please!

MrsVamos Wed 26-Mar-14 22:55:41

MNHQ & Tech.

Can we perhaps pretend that Pom bear is being Adam Ant, with a white stripe across his face ?

Mwah ha ha ha ha.....

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