For the love of god can we have an 'over sharing' topic. Sex and bodily excretions maybe

(71 Posts)
Pagwatch Sun 27-Oct-13 09:29:03

Then those who want to chat about their love of rimming, their puss filled boils and their partners wish to give them oral while they are mid period can all chat amongst themselves

<tries and fails to eat croissant>>

Riddo Sun 27-Oct-13 09:35:37

I agree, I started to read one and nearly threw up.

MoldieOldNaiceHam Sun 27-Oct-13 09:37:15

Yes please. May be the Moist topic?

Pagwatch Sun 27-Oct-13 09:41:01

Yes
They could have a moist quiche

At least the pus porn lot tend to warn you in the title. Weird yet considerate.

IIRC it was felt that it would be a massive troll section if there was a sex topic, when it was discussed in the past.
Probably correctly.

Catchhimatwhat Sun 27-Oct-13 09:42:31

What a good idea!

RandallFloyd Sun 27-Oct-13 09:42:44

I reckon there's either some sort of invasion going on or the stupid DM/Telegraph bollocks has brought a load of 'interesting' new posters.
<dons tinfoil hat>

Last night was seriously grim.

CarpeVinum Sun 27-Oct-13 09:43:19

Or at least insist on a TMI warning in the title.

I can't eat my boiled egg now.

MoldieOldNaiceHam Sun 27-Oct-13 09:44:22

Or

Zits and Bits

QuintsHollow Sun 27-Oct-13 09:45:08

And include the sporners in there too.

MoldieOldNaiceHam Sun 27-Oct-13 09:45:22

Pus n porn?

MoldieOldNaiceHam Sun 27-Oct-13 09:46:55

Squelching, Squeezing and Sleazing?

TheLeastAccomplishedBennetGirl Sun 27-Oct-13 09:48:54

While Tech is satisfying the over-sharers smile can we have a topic/section titled 'Lazy journos who flog dead horses' as well?

CarpeVinum Sun 27-Oct-13 09:49:07

RandallFloyd Sun

Well it's certainly had an effect.

Trolls who want to troll.

Journos desperatly trying to generate MN based content so they can jump on the bandwagon.

Persons with certain tastes who want to read others discussing the details of indulging in same/similar taste for the frisson

Persons who have long had a burning question about certain sexual practices/etiquette, read the "OMG mothers talk about SEX!!" red top sexsational screetchy article... and decided this was the most appropirate place to ask.

If only they would warn people.... who were having their breakfast.

I've reported more in the last few hours than I have in the last four years.

Pagwatch Sun 27-Oct-13 09:49:29

<roar> at the name suggestions

grin

RandallFloyd Sun 27-Oct-13 09:51:36

At one point I took to wandering around posting 'I'm doing it as we speak' on the really grim ones but even that got boring after a while.

MoldieOldNaiceHam Sun 27-Oct-13 09:52:34

For the journos

Deadbeats with Deadlines

QuintsHollow Sun 27-Oct-13 09:55:17

Why not name it after Tom Peck? "Peckers Raunchy Wet Suit City", or "Peckers Pick of the Zit n' Klit"

QuintsHollow Sun 27-Oct-13 09:59:25

<dead silence>

Well that suggestion went down like a led balloon, you know, that squeamish guy writing in the Independent the other day, outraged that mums talk about ..... intimate acts. I find it apt.

CarpeVinum Sun 27-Oct-13 10:00:23

At one point I took to wandering around posting 'I'm doing it as we speak' on the really grim ones but even that got boring after a while.

I was really tempted on the "indecent propasal from secretary" one to wax lyrical of my own (entirely fictious) experience of the same, where my secretary would cross his legs on purpose to give me a flash of sock suspender, and kept on bending over at the waist to do filing so I could see the outline of his truss. But decided not to. Just in case they had eclectic tastes.

Pagwatch Sun 27-Oct-13 10:01:48

grin
I just had to leave the cafe and go poolside so your wit got lost during the move.

TiredDog Sun 27-Oct-13 10:04:50

Yes. Group the trolls. Herd them into one section. The over sharers will be quite happy because they can feed the trolls. Direct the half termers here as well with a lurid section title.

Job done

MaryZombie Sun 27-Oct-13 10:07:22

Great idea.

Maybe we could have a direct link to the daily mail as well, so that some bot could just rehash threads and they could sack a few of their reporters.

nocarsgo Sun 27-Oct-13 10:12:14

What the hell is going on in Relationships this weekend? I've seen no less than four troll-y looking sex threads.

MaryZombie Sun 27-Oct-13 10:14:57

I'm going to have to clean my house.

I keep clicking on them in Most Active. It's putting me off my breakfast.

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