Dearest Tech

(21 Posts)
PedlarsSpanner Fri 27-Sep-13 21:49:17

And NO to a nn amnesty too

<stern look>

SarahStrattonIsBackForJustABit Fri 27-Sep-13 21:46:10

<sobs for my poor, howling name>

Weeping and wailing. Pore thing. Have pity on pore, lonely name. sad

ExitPursuedByADragon Fri 27-Sep-13 21:14:56

Oh yes please.

I want Exit

ClaraOswald Fri 27-Sep-13 18:39:24

Chaos, I read that as Perverse smile.

While you're here, Rowan, please may we have an unused name auction?

[persuasivesmile]

<<ducks>>

Think of the poor abandoned name MNHQ. sad

Haunting the website, causing glitches with its howling.

Making people double post in the hope someone will notice it.

Poor little thing.sad

RippingYarns Fri 27-Sep-13 16:20:51

you could do a 'usual' and add some bollocks?

SarahStrattonIsBackForJustABit Fri 27-Sep-13 16:19:37

I can't bear to think of my poor, lonely nickname, thinking it's abandoned, thinking I don't want it any more shock

<wrings hands>

SarahStrattonIsBackForJustABit Fri 27-Sep-13 16:18:23

sad

Please?

sad sad sad

greenhill Thu 26-Sep-13 17:44:05

Could you namechange your name to SarahStratt0n or SarahStrattonIsBackForGood or SarahStrattonIsBackForABitOfFun? That could possibly bypass the technical issue.

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 26-Sep-13 17:31:01

I don't really understand what it involves, but I know that it makes our techs' jaw-muscles go all clenched.

We know that ALL our posters are luffly except the perv trolls

So where does the name go then?
I presume no one else can take it.

Is it just floating around Mumsnet all lonely, calling for Stratters, thinking she abandoned it? sad

Sparklingbrook Thu 26-Sep-13 17:22:07

sad I wonder what it involves?

AmandaPandtheNightmareMonsters Thu 26-Sep-13 17:20:00

Ah, see this is why de-regging is a bad idea. Everyone wants their name back eventually. We are all weak and addicted.

ClaraOswald Thu 26-Sep-13 16:11:58

Please Rowan.

You've done it for other posters. Stratters is such a lovely poster.

FruOla Thu 26-Sep-13 16:08:44

Stratters, did you do a major flounce and de-reg? I thought you just decided to disappear for a while?

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 26-Sep-13 15:37:17

Hello

<eats all the cake before replying>

We're really sorry, but the truth is that - although this seems like a tiny job on the surface - it takes up a weirdly huge amount of tech time to do.

And we'll never get the lovely calming tech fixes and new whizzbang thingamajigs that we need if we keep asking tech to spend twelfty bazillion woman-hours doing things like this.

Very sorry

<scuffs toe on ground>

ExitPursuedByADragon Thu 26-Sep-13 14:30:19

Did you lose it again!

Tut.

SarahStrattonIsBackForJustABit Thu 26-Sep-13 11:05:18

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Tee2072 Thu 26-Sep-13 10:48:00

You probably need more cake and wine than that.

But good luck!

SarahStrattonIsBackForJustABit Thu 26-Sep-13 10:40:47

You know how much you luffs me, what's it going to cost to have my old name back? Pretty please and thank you, and I will love you foreeeeeeeeeever.

grin cake wine flowers

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