Oh what a shame - you will be missed, Helen. I've always loved your "Evening all, what's all this then?" approach - I imagine you rocking back on your heels like the friendly village bobby you should have been .
Really hope your future plans work out well you - and thank you for all the firefighting.
We should definitely have a big party thread for you. I have to warn you that I will get drunk and start flashing round cock pictures...
The real reason you are going, I presume, is a desperate attempt to slash the gin budget. With your departure, and Olivia off the juice, I've been told that Justine can now afford to scrap the site adverts .
Seriously, you will be greatly missed. Being ticked off by you always gave me an inappropriate frission