I've Just Heard a rumour...Helen?

(103 Posts)
Tee2072 Sat 03-Aug-13 17:47:35

Are you leaving us?

::throws herself at Helen's feet::

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sobs::

SoupDragon Mon 05-Aug-13 12:44:10

<<sends in CV listing baking credentials>>

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 12:50:24

SoupDragon

<<sends in CV listing baking credentials>>

Credentials, schmendentials. We need samples

Sorry to see you go, Helen. You've always been both fair and fun.

All the best in whatever you are off to do thanks

Tortoiseonthehalfshell Mon 05-Aug-13 13:07:33

Tee I know, but that will be over in a flash, in the wink of an eye, in seventeen parking threads, four hundred and two wedding threads and four billion, six hundred thousand and seven benefits threads. In short, it is no time at all.

Noooooo! <<rends clothing>>

Who are you again? hmm

K8Middleton Mon 05-Aug-13 13:14:23

This is all going to seriously upset my spreadsheet you know angry

Where are you going Helen? Are you going to something new?

And Olivia is up duffed? Where was the official announcement? And will there be a notice board outside the Towers?

How do people find out all this stuff?

I feel as if I live in a virtual cave.

Oh hang on..........

SoupDragon Mon 05-Aug-13 13:18:45

Credentials, schmendentials. We need samples

What do you care - you won't be there!

Regardless, my CV was iced on the top of a lemon drizzle cake.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 13:18:48

K8Middleton

This is all going to seriously upset my spreadsheet you know angry

Where are you going Helen? Are you going to something new?

And Olivia is up duffed? Where was the official announcement? And will there be a notice board outside the Towers?

Olivia is indeed up duffed.

With twins shock.

She did tell you all here. Do keep up. Tsk.

K8Middleton Mon 05-Aug-13 13:34:05

shock that thread was on a Wednesday. You know I'm busy on Wednesdays!

Twins? How lovely. A pair of newborns smile

Sorry to see you go Helen. You've always been very fair and you were most kind to me when things were a bit wobbly in RL and someone was a bit weird on here and it was All A Bit Much. Thank you flowers

FeegleFion Mon 05-Aug-13 13:41:45

Will you joins the ranks of us mere mortals when you leave MNHQ, Helen?

Good luck for the future too. wine flowers

Rooners Mon 05-Aug-13 13:45:27

What? shocksadbear

sorry not the bear

Oh Helen

You're my utter favourite. What's happened? Can we say anything to make you stay? I don't think anyone else at HQ likes me.

ClaraOswald Mon 05-Aug-13 13:52:21

Oh Helen.

How could you? Abandoning us, without a second thought.

sad sad

Tee2072 Mon 05-Aug-13 14:57:13

No, not bugging HQ. It was mentioned on a thread. I just can't remember what thread or who mentioned it!

Groovee Mon 05-Aug-13 14:59:14

Are you off to be Olivia's Nanny?

Sorry to see you go.

ShowOfHands Mon 05-Aug-13 15:07:12

It was mentioned on Fenton's flounce thread.

Helen, you know when I joke around about you being my favourite? I'm not joking. sad

FancyPuffin Mon 05-Aug-13 15:11:51
Tee2072 Mon 05-Aug-13 15:17:42

That was it, Showy. Thanks!

K8Middleton Mon 05-Aug-13 15:57:14

Is Fenton flouncing again? shock

Nooooo.

PrincessFiorimonde Mon 05-Aug-13 16:00:09

Surely, the most important question is: Will Helen still contribute to the Archers' threads?

It's very sad, I was most upset when I heard. I'm going to miss her, like i'm sure she will miss us atrocious cunts. wink

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 16:24:11

Groovee

Are you off to be Olivia's Nanny?

Arf. grin

Don't think Olivia would let a gin-addled soak like me anywhere near her lovely children.

motherinferior Mon 05-Aug-13 16:27:59

Have emailed you, you horrible ship-jumping old boot grin

Rooners Mon 05-Aug-13 16:56:07

That puffin looks sort of pensive. grin

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 17:05:42

PrincessFiorimonde

Surely, the most important question is: Will Helen still contribute to the Archers' threads?

Ah but that's Olivia - she's the MNHQ Archers bore fan.

I'm not that classy.

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