Please please please please can we have our PA amnesty?

(103 Posts)
Tee2072 Sat 18-May-13 18:30:02

Please? I'll be good the whole rest of the year and never call a cunt a cunt, no matter how much they deserve it, if we can just have 24 hours when we can call a cunt a cunt!

PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!*

*It worked on the Simpsons...

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 20:21:44

I forgot the amnesty was not official though grin

Tee2072 Sat 18-May-13 21:09:01

Eh. You can call me a cunt any time, Fanjo.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 21:15:29

Well

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 21:15:55

Oops..well..if you insist grin

Tee2072 Sun 19-May-13 15:16:28

No word from HQ, eh?

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 19-May-13 15:17:56

Maybe we have their tacit approval wink

Tee2072 Sun 19-May-13 15:18:51

Not based on the deletions I had yesterday, Fanjo. grin

JulieMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 19-May-13 15:19:13

Other than hmm?

Tee2072

No word from HQ, eh?

Tee2072 Sun 19-May-13 15:20:14

Julie are you still on duty?!?! Are you a robot? hmm

That's not a no, BTW...

grin

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 19-May-13 15:21:08

<tries to look innocent>

JulieMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 19-May-13 15:22:07

I like you all so much I said I'd work today as well.

Tee2072

Julie are you still on duty?!?! Are you a robot? hmm

That's not a no, BTW...

grin

Tee2072 Sun 19-May-13 15:23:11

Just can't stay away...

cornypedicure Sun 19-May-13 15:30:11

perhaps we should just substitute the word 'orange' with 'cunt' for a day.
Would that work? Probably not.

Tee2072 Sun 19-May-13 15:31:02

corny you're an orange.

Nah, doesn't have the same ring! Good idea though. smile

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 19-May-13 15:31:55

As in "don't be an orange"?

Or I'm drinking some cunt juice now?

JulieMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 19-May-13 15:32:12

You could try calling everyone 'possum', like Dame Edna.

cornypedicure

perhaps we should just substitute the word 'orange' with 'cunt' for a day.
Would that work? Probably not.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 19-May-13 15:32:46

That might be more genteel

Tee2072 Sun 19-May-13 15:36:07

No one has ever accused me of being genteel... grin

Cunt juice? hmm

cornypedicure Sun 19-May-13 15:36:34

so we actually know that on MN possum means cunt?

cornypedicure Sun 19-May-13 15:37:01

Michael Gove, for example, is a possum.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 19-May-13 15:37:09

I was substituting the word orange as corny suggested.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 19-May-13 15:37:39

AIBU is overrun with possums today. We need pest control

cornypedicure Sun 19-May-13 15:37:58

Peter Andre is an orange possum

Tee2072 Sun 19-May-13 15:38:23

I think you substituted in the wrong direction Fanjo.

There's an idea, corny. Maybe we could have it added to the guidelines?

"We will not delete you if you call someone a possum, meaning they are a cunt."

What do you think Julie?

cornypedicure Sun 19-May-13 15:38:53

Juliemumsnet suggested it so it's the law now.

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