Please please please please can we have our PA amnesty?

(103 Posts)
Tee2072 Sat 18-May-13 18:30:02

Please? I'll be good the whole rest of the year and never call a cunt a cunt, no matter how much they deserve it, if we can just have 24 hours when we can call a cunt a cunt!

PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!*

*It worked on the Simpsons...

I thought this was going to be something to do with Peter Andre!

cornypedicure Sat 18-May-13 18:35:30

I didn't know you couldn't call a cunt a cunt.
What about a non-cunt?

A poster once called me a cunt and I wasn't even being a cunt. I wouldn't have minded if I was actually being a cunt.

I also clicked on this in the hope of a Peter Andre thread.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 18:36:46

Can you imagine though?

There would be nothing else but abuse on the site.

Tee2072 Sat 18-May-13 18:37:54

Exactly Fanjo. Let us get it out of our systems once and for all.

It's a brilliant plan, really.

Now Tee

::head tilt::

Don't you need to calm down?

<sticks out tongue and runs away>

wink

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 18:41:46

Yes it is grin

You can't open the floodgates of Cunt Calling. It would be Biblical in its proportions.

Oh and Tee...

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................

CUNT

grin

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 18:43:50

Maybe we could have a section for it?.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 18:44:22

You could then ask people to step across to the "slog it out verbally" section

cornypedicure Sat 18-May-13 18:45:35

It's still okay to call Peter Andre a cunt though isn't it?

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 18:46:16

It is obligatory

Chubfuddler Sat 18-May-13 18:46:51

I really really thought this thread was about Peter Andre.

Can we have him in for a web chat?

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 18:47:33

During the amnesty

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 18-May-13 18:48:45

I thought of the orange one too.
But what could the amnesty be? How many of us have him locked up in our homes using his otherworldly glow as an alternative light-source ?

Or maybe you all have PA calendars and pencil cases that you want to hand back, anonymously?

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 18:50:28

No..I am just restraining myself from attacking him.

NB I am not serious in case the police are reading

Tee2072 Sat 18-May-13 18:51:21

I know Beer! It would be EPIC!!!

Do you know? I'm not even 100% sure who Peter Andre is...

cornypedicure Sat 18-May-13 18:51:54

Peter Andre is the only cunt visible from space due to his epic glow.

Dear Police,

Fanjo does mean it.

Regards
BeerTricks.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 18-May-13 18:55:18

Wonder who that is at the door....

grin

cornypedicure Sat 18-May-13 18:56:11

is it peter?

Chubfuddler Sat 18-May-13 18:56:17

Oh corny. Not much makes me laugh out loud but that did.

cornypedicure Sat 18-May-13 18:57:18

<proud>
Peter takes the credit though - his orange cuntishness inspires me

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