Thank GOD you are back!

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Please don't leave us again!

[meditrina]

What happened!?

[DreamsTurnToGoldDust]

I thought dh had put a firewall on my computer so I couldnt access MN!

What happened? Did you not pay the electric?

[HelenMumsnet]

Apols all.

We had a hardware failure at network level

Hopefully, all sorted now. Phew.

[SoupDragon]

Spilt gin on the server again?

[MmeLindor]

There will be a report on the news later about problems with electricity supplies in UK, caused by a surge in hoovering as MNetters sought distraction.

Btw, if it ever happens again, we were having a Twitter chat, using the #MNlocal chat hashtag.

Might make it #MNborked next time

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Where've you beeeeen?
I was sooooooo worried.
Couldn't you have let us know.

[GoblinGranny]

My mate did that to the mainThames Valley police computer.
Mug of coffee over something vital.

[clam]

Hmm. You know how you try giving up alcohol in January, just to prove you can? I think I've just discovered that I can't do without my Mumsnet fix.
My name is clam. I'm a MNaddict.

[HelenMumsnet]

@SoupDragon

Spilt gin on the server again?

Probably...

[LegArmpits]

::twitches::

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

I though DS has blocked MN on the router! I was bereft! I can't do the whole twitter thing! I have an account but it makes my brain hurt! LBE you need to follow MN on FB. They posted a message.

[Trumpton]

I had you dead in a ditch iIs it too much to ask for a text or a quick phone call ?? eh ? eh ?

[Lizzylou]

The one day I am off work with a poorly Ds2!
I was worried I'd have to clean the house or something.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

That was unsettling

[cozietoesie]

It needs to be on the news channels. MNHQ's media geek needs to up her game.

[FruOla]

Phew

[MmeLindor]

This proves Tee's point actually.

Everyone should know how to use Twitter for emergencies such as this.

[Sparklingbrook]

My bathroom is now shinier than a shiny thing. Thanks MN.

[BastardDog]

Dog got an extra long walk. He sends his thanks MNHQ.

[nenevomito]

I've had to do work.



I'm writing project briefs, my favouite time for procrastination and while I am grateful for you inadvertantly helping me keep my job, it was most upsetting.

[HelenMumsnet]

@BastardDog

Dog got an extra long walk. He sends his thanks MNHQ.

[nevergoogle]

Do NOT do that again!
I'm off work with not one but two poorly boys, I need you today!

[dothraki]

I didn't notice
I cleary need to spend more time on here

[BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM]

I ironed.

IRONED!!!

but you are here now, no point crying over spilt gin milk .