Swearing. Why?

(295 Posts)
dummad Tue 23-Apr-13 13:21:27

I'n not averse to the odd 'FFS' or whatever, but it seems to me that the use of the C word is now commonplace on every thread nowadays. And i don't like it one bit.

It never used to be like this. Why the cultural shift? I never hear it spoken out loud so why is it suddenly ok to plaster it all over MN?

Is it suddenly 'en vogue' to sound like a drunken navvy? Words like cunt, snatch, twat etc are just vile. Can't we reign it in a bit?

BumpingFuglies Tue 23-Apr-13 22:26:33

Arse biscuits I luuurve. Marvlyous!

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 23-Apr-13 22:37:44

Empress, you are an atrocious cunt.

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 23-Apr-13 22:39:08

Bumping, my eyes decided to mishmash two posts and I thought you were telling us your cunt was green.

shock

dragon

EmpressOfThe7OceansLovesMN Tue 23-Apr-13 22:52:46

Thank you, Snatch. You're an atrocious cunt too xxx

I'd like to propose a vote of thanks to Dummad for starting this luffly thread.

magimedi Tue 23-Apr-13 23:07:32

Actually, you are all a load of.............. ankles.

I was told last year that someone's boss was referred to as 'an ankle' as he was lower than a cunt.

I do like to use the word 'ankle' from time to time.

magimedi Tue 23-Apr-13 23:08:06

PS - You are all vile cunts as well.

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 23-Apr-13 23:09:49

Ooh, I like "ankle".

"Begone, vile ankle!" has a ring to it.

BumpingFuglies Tue 23-Apr-13 23:11:11

The doctrine it IS green. Following my foray into the Cunting Green Bathroom. I may need to post in Good Housekeeping for removal ideas. Oh cock.

BumpingFuglies Tue 23-Apr-13 23:15:23

Oh and you are moist. Sorry poster who said that is their "rood" word, but anyway. Not just cunts, but MOIST cunts. Trufax. I bid you good evening, fellow lady gardens.

magimedi Tue 23-Apr-13 23:16:10

Oh & dragon while I can

Dragons' ankles - the whole lot of you.

EmpressOfThe7OceansLovesMN Tue 23-Apr-13 23:17:51

Has anyone else noticed that there's been a major fanjo theme on MN lately?

First Brian, then Honey's field fresh thread, now this...

I was singing Keema's Fairytale of Mumsnet in the kitchen the other night grin

Tee2072 Wed 24-Apr-13 08:10:19

I cannot believe I missed the love in part of the thread!

Someone hug me!

::needy::

kneedeepindaisies Wed 24-Apr-13 08:35:57

<gives Tee a cunty hug>

<wonders what happened to the OP>

EmpressOfThe7OceansLovesMN Wed 24-Apr-13 09:14:29

<joins the hug>

You're an atrocious CunTee, that's what you are.

I think we managed to turn the OP. At last sight she was swearing away with the best of them grin

Tee2072 Wed 24-Apr-13 09:37:11

OMG I made need to name change, Empress!!!

grin

YoniMatopoeia Wed 24-Apr-13 09:51:27

Oh empress, thank you. I have been called an atrocious cunt; my life is now fulfilled ;)

dummad Wed 24-Apr-13 17:41:17

Did you miss me? Probably not. Along with all of the abuse i will also gladfully take any praise offered for starting this raucous thread of almost 300 posts.

Thank you. (bows deeply).

Watch out for the next one - due approximately, as ever, twenty minutes after lager consumption.

Exits.

Sunnywithshowers Wed 24-Apr-13 18:21:25

grin Some of my best posts are due to / after alcohol consumption.

wine cheers!

EmpressOfThe7OceansLovesMN Wed 24-Apr-13 19:23:44

We luffs you for starting this thread, Dummad. That's why I proposed a vote of thanks.

kneedeepindaisies Wed 24-Apr-13 19:53:01

Dummad can you update this thread. when you start the next one?

Love this thread.

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