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Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

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YoniOrNotYoni · 11/04/2013 21:19

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

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Sparklingbrook · 11/04/2013 21:20

Ooh yes SparklingYoni has a nice ring I think.

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SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 11/04/2013 21:21

I feel like I need to try better now Grin

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RowanMumsnet · 11/04/2013 21:31

Yoni madness

We will... think about it?

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PseudoBadger · 11/04/2013 21:34

Brian's not interested in nice rings Sparkling :o

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YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi · 11/04/2013 21:34
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YoniForTonight · 11/04/2013 21:35

Don't think too much about it Rowan - you'll need brain bleach.

Do it!

You could be YoniMumsnet Grin

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UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 11/04/2013 21:36

Grin

I don't know whether UnexpectedItemInYoni has the same ring to it...

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kneedeepindaisies · 11/04/2013 21:37

KneedeepinYoni sounds quite wrong!

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TheYoniestOfYonis · 11/04/2013 21:37

Mine is Pulp Fiction inspired :o

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OpheliasWeepingWillow · 11/04/2013 21:39

YoniLiveOnce

?

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YoniOrNotYoni · 11/04/2013 21:42

You could be OpheliasWeepingYoni. Boak.

How about UnexpectedYoniInShaggingArea or UnexpectedMassageInYoniArea?

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TheYoniestOfYonis · 11/04/2013 21:46

Yoniclimaxonce?

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dogdaysareover · 11/04/2013 21:46

I offer the yonicokey: you put your left hand in your left hand out in out in out you shake it all about.

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50shadesofbrown · 11/04/2013 21:47

For your eyes Yoni
I Yoni want to be with you
Yoni the lonely

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YonilyDevotedToYou · 11/04/2013 21:50

:)

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kinkyfuckery · 11/04/2013 21:51

Would I be kinkyyoni or yonifuckery? Hmmm.

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UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 11/04/2013 21:52

Ooh I like UnexpectedMassageInYoniArea

UMIYA

Please Mumsnet can we have a competition, please?

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D0GWithAYoni · 11/04/2013 21:52

Is there a YoniOneKnobi yet?

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TWinklyLittleStar · 11/04/2013 21:53

I do think a TWinklyLittleYoni sounds quite delightful :)

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yonissmarterthantheaveragebear · 11/04/2013 21:53

the cartoon version Smile

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YonirockandrollbutIlikeit · 11/04/2013 21:53

My favourite is YonilovesChachi

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katydidtookheryonitohull · 11/04/2013 21:53

Surely 50shadesofbrown has to become 50shadesofyoni for a while?!

YoniOneKnobi Grin

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ComeYoniWithMe · 11/04/2013 21:55

Is Brian giving out the prizes?

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YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi · 11/04/2013 21:55

Yonimyname?

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HappyYoni · 11/04/2013 21:55

I love this game :)

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