Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

(203 Posts)
YoniOrNotYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:19:54

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

HappyYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:54

I love this game smile

PseudoBadger Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:58

Oh he always gives out the prizes

TWinklyLittleStar Thu 11-Apr-13 21:56:12

If MNHQ cover his travelling expenses he might.

YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi Thu 11-Apr-13 21:56:55

Yoniamnetterwhen?

KatyDidTookHerYoniToHull Thu 11-Apr-13 21:59:24

MyKingdomForAYoni ?

KatyDidTookHerYoniToHull Thu 11-Apr-13 21:59:48

or AlasPoorYoniIKnewHerSoWell

BridgetJonesYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:01:31

I do wish we could have apostrophes in names sad

YoniLovesChachi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:01:59

The prize is a sponsored by Femfresh, at Brian's request.

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:02:39

<twirls> DS is obsessed with Star Wars and it's on my mind sad

ComeYoniWithMe Thu 11-Apr-13 22:05:00

I think we need an awards ceremony.
The top 10 get invited to a swanky hotel in Hull (do they exist?) we all get on stage ( cos obviously I'll be in the top 10) and Brian Yoni's us...
The loudest wins!!!

JonBonYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:06:11

I have finally arrived! Only no one knows who I am now!!

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:07:03

YoniLiveTwice

HappyMumHappyYoni

YoniOrNotYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:08:20

The prize is a sponsored by Femfresh, at Brian's request. grin

There's a Travelodge in Hull. Do you think that'll do?

JonBonYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:08:42

YoniWanKEnobi! You win <falls on sword>

OneNightYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:09:26

YoniOneKnobi is inspired grin

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:09:30

YoniYouCanSaveBrian

YoniGetOnceChanceAtBrian

YoniLovesChachi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:10:13

Travelodge has everything Brian needs, bar the rubber sheets that you have to provide yourself.

I have donned my Yoni smile

TheYoniVicarInaTutu Thu 11-Apr-13 22:12:18

ive had to change back just in case......

D0GWithAYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:14:35

TheYoniWayIsUp, y'know like the song ..?

HelenYoniSchmoniMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 11-Apr-13 22:14:38

Um. <speechless>

And ROAR at Femfresh...

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:16:38

YoniYouCanSaveMankind!

TheYoniVicarInaTutu Thu 11-Apr-13 22:17:18

i hear Tena are engaging in a bidding war....after all, those feminine waters need to go somewhere....

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:19:08

Actually, can I ask something. Is YoniYouCanSaveMankind better or worse than my current name?

YoniWankEnobi Thu 11-Apr-13 22:19:33

And yes, I know they're both bad names btw sad

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