Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

(203 Posts)
YoniOrNotYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:19:54

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

Sparklingbrook Thu 11-Apr-13 21:20:36

Ooh yes SparklingYoni has a nice ring I think.

I feel like I need to try better now grin

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 11-Apr-13 21:31:07

Yoni madness <shakes head>

We will... think about it?

PseudoBadger Thu 11-Apr-13 21:34:08

Brian's not interested in nice rings Sparkling grin

YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi Thu 11-Apr-13 21:34:58

<bows>

YoniForTonight Thu 11-Apr-13 21:35:31

Don't think too much about it Rowan - you'll need brain bleach.

Do it!

You could be YoniMumsnet grin

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Thu 11-Apr-13 21:36:22

grin

I don't know whether UnexpectedItemInYoni has the same ring to it...

kneedeepindaisies Thu 11-Apr-13 21:37:32

KneedeepinYoni sounds quite wrong!

TheYoniestOfYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 21:37:59

Mine is Pulp Fiction inspired grin

OpheliasWeepingWillow Thu 11-Apr-13 21:39:47

YoniLiveOnce

?

YoniOrNotYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:42:31

You could be OpheliasWeepingYoni. Boak.

How about UnexpectedYoniInShaggingArea or UnexpectedMassageInYoniArea?

TheYoniestOfYonis Thu 11-Apr-13 21:46:00

Yoniclimaxonce?

dogdaysareover Thu 11-Apr-13 21:46:16

I offer the yonicokey: you put your left hand in your left hand out in out in out you shake it all about.

For your eyes Yoni
I Yoni want to be with you
Yoni the lonely

YonilyDevotedToYou Thu 11-Apr-13 21:50:36

<twirls> smile

kinkyfuckery Thu 11-Apr-13 21:51:37

Would I be kinkyyoni or yonifuckery? Hmmm.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Thu 11-Apr-13 21:52:06

Ooh I like UnexpectedMassageInYoniArea

UMIYA

Please Mumsnet can we have a competition, please?

D0GWithAYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:52:43

Is there a YoniOneKnobi yet?

TWinklyLittleStar Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:11

I do think a TWinklyLittleYoni sounds quite delightful smile

yonissmarterthantheaveragebear Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:28

the cartoon version smile

YonirockandrollbutIlikeit Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:41

My favourite is YonilovesChachi

katydidtookheryonitohull Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:49

Surely 50shadesofbrown has to become 50shadesofyoni for a while?!

YoniOneKnobi grin

ComeYoniWithMe Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:09

Is Brian giving out the prizes?

YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:49

Yonimyname?

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