SPOOFS II - IT'S STILL RELEVANT

(393 Posts)
Hullygully Thu 28-Mar-13 22:39:46

Madame - he deffo wants a Love Tap, and steroids.

TuftyFinch Thu 28-Mar-13 22:51:13

Spikes won't work.
nor will poetry.
they know not what it is.
They knocked my front wall down with their car.

Hullygully Thu 28-Mar-13 22:51:44

yes recite the ancient mariner at full blast, or Spensers faerie queen that'll do it

Yes he leans in the boot and sort of vigorously humps it.

His wife takes foot photos.

Carly's not on the stereo. I'll but her on tomorrow when I have to bake the Cake Of Shame.

TuftyFinch Thu 28-Mar-13 22:52:11

Worse Hilly much worse. There's tutti Nguyen and swearing.

Fiderer Thu 28-Mar-13 22:52:25

shock You need Rumpole.

yes but how does his manhood gain purchase? I ask again.

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 28-Mar-13 22:54:03

yaysters

LadyBeaEGGleEyes Thu 28-Mar-13 22:54:36

What do you mean she takes foot photos?
Why are my neighbours so dull apart from the bloke I buy my grass from.

Hullygully Thu 28-Mar-13 22:54:36

it is indeed a vexatious question

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 28-Mar-13 22:55:21

we have a quichegrin sad wine

Maryz Cote D'Ivoire Thu 28-Mar-13 22:55:41

Am I very drunk or does this thread make no sense at all?

TuftyFinch Thu 28-Mar-13 22:56:46

I got really told off for saying proxy once. Then a big lecture about ladies with the pox. It was very odd.
maybe your neighbour is one of those that sell their feet on ebay. or is it slippers?

EggsitPursuedByAChocolateBunny Thu 28-Mar-13 22:56:50

It's lost me Maryz.

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 28-Mar-13 22:56:58

I am going to mong in the am <technical term> and watch homes under the hammer for as long as nutter 3yo will allow. Then he will wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY or HAPPY MOTHERS DAY and we will be happy

Hullygully Thu 28-Mar-13 22:57:02

very drunk Mary

TuftyFinch Thu 28-Mar-13 22:57:18

Poxy not proxy!

I can't see. He does it in the day so I think it's meant to be non sexual - but he's not loading anything into the boot.

Foot lady.
First we though ebaying shoes. But then we noticed her doing it barefooted too.
Walks out house, on to drive. Faffs around photoing feet goes back in.

Hullygully Thu 28-Mar-13 22:57:58

have you had pills too funnys?

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 28-Mar-13 22:58:14

Mary tis bolloeux and far and away from the serious discussion we were supposed to be having

Fiderer Thu 28-Mar-13 22:58:28

I like the idea of poetry and big feet. But then I live in forrin and take my pleasures where they may be found.

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 28-Mar-13 22:59:08

I have had a sinutab at 9.30am, an incident with some wallpaper and am BUZZING

Fiderer Thu 28-Mar-13 23:00:13

9.30 am? That's a buzzing metabolism. Mind the wallpaper. Esp the patterns.

In regards to the wall abuse via automobile, can you not construct something with steel and concrete?

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 28-Mar-13 23:00:43

oh and pink drinks and red drinks and white drinks and a shitting busy month and then NO emails after 6pm. How does that happen?

Maryz Cote D'Ivoire Thu 28-Mar-13 23:00:44

Ok, I suspect it may become clearer if I finish the bottle.

Or if it doesn't, I won't care.

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