Following on from the thread about witty deletion messages, I think you should publish our witty report messages.

(34 Posts)
HotheadPaisan Wed 13-Feb-13 14:46:17

Anonymous like.

<even though the one I just did was was really good>

<in my head>

In fact, let's just put invented ones here. No personal stuff.

I don't see how this thread could possibly go wrong.

IamtheZombie Fri 15-Feb-13 00:47:04

Bugger.

Zombie goes to sit in the dunce's corner.

Maryz Cote D'Ivoire Fri 15-Feb-13 00:22:18

Erm, Zombie, sorry to have to tell you but your MNDB should be in brackets to make it more authentic grin.

I might have referred to the posters on a thread as over tired toddlers full of chocolate when reporting a bun fighty thread.

Maryz Cote D'Ivoire Thu 14-Feb-13 23:51:01

I too would like to see some of these.

I like to think I'm clever, but sadly I usually just say some sort of "ffs, I can't stand this any more, please get rid".

Trampy, I would love to see that thread grin.

HotheadPaisan Wed 13-Feb-13 20:40:09

I just reported one with the simple plea/exclamation: Really?

TrampyPants Wed 13-Feb-13 20:29:12

Getorf, I worry that too.

I was once on a thread, stropped, flounced, de-regged, re-regged and posted on the samethread. Freaked out about sockpuppeting so reported myself and the email back?

”we already knew. Sorry."

That was a shitter, I'm obviously not very discreet.

Zombie, <lick>

ZombieMNDB Wed 13-Feb-13 20:17:16

GetOrf, it's rare that Zombie has to put on her official hat (ZombieMumsNetDustBin) but as the self-appointed official Zombie liaison officer, I've been asked to tell you something.

Zombie thinks you know what that is.

grin

I once reported a post for being 'the most boring sockpuppet ever'... Not particularly witty but very true.

I also write 'spamtacular' when reporting spam.

<needs to get a life>

<wonders if they sell them at the grip shop>

BIWI Cote D'Ivoire Wed 13-Feb-13 20:13:42

We may not have 'hide poster' but I'm betting that MNHQ have a 'hide reporter' button ....

<stirs>

GetOrf Wed 13-Feb-13 20:10:04

If that's true MNHQ don't confirm it and show me up. grin

GetOrf Wed 13-Feb-13 20:09:41

lol at tee.

I imagine though if they ever comment about anything I write it would be 'oh it's that wanker getorf again' grin

GetOrf Wed 13-Feb-13 20:08:43

I did for a period reported a load of spam and for my own amusement would report it like

Spammy spamola
Lord spam of spamton
Another spamerooney
Spam, spamm and spammy
Yet more spammingtons

It used to make me laugh <loser>

nickelbabe Wed 13-Feb-13 20:04:38

grin

ThePathanKhansAmnesiac Wed 13-Feb-13 19:07:12

Oh please do Katiemumsnet! They could be anonymous.

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 18:56:30

My very own stalker!!!

nickelbabe Wed 13-Feb-13 17:31:11

Tee - i always follow you. smile

Pan Wed 13-Feb-13 16:13:11

Sometimers just a wink is enough..........hmm

other times, I give Zola's "J'Accuse" a run for it's money.

HotheadPaisan Wed 13-Feb-13 16:00:56

Don't get me started on hide poster, I can you know.

<special>

<boring myself with brackets>

TrampyPants Wed 13-Feb-13 15:25:04

I'm making placards and waving my flag. I have a list, ready and waiting wink

The amnesty would be ace.

And allowing mners to run hq for a while day or so

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 15:24:19

I'm sure they like being called 'miss' nickel.

And are you following me today? ::suspicious look::

grin

nickelbabe Wed 13-Feb-13 15:22:30

aw, i never put interestingness in my report messages.
they're alway just "miss, they're being norty"

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 15:21:49

::fist in the air::

We shall not give up Trampy! We shall persevere until we got our hide poster options!

::hums inspirational song::

Also, my 24 hour Personal Attack amnesty, when we'd be able to call a twat a twat. grin

I don't want much...

TrampyPants Wed 13-Feb-13 15:20:02

Tee, me too.

I've ended up having natters with mnhqers via email after reports and once, a bollocking I love hq.

Now, about hide poster... wink

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 15:17:12

See, Kate, but I like to imagine my report landing at whomever's desk and that person falling off their chair with laughter so the whole rest of the office runs over and then they all high five each other going 'That Tee! We luffs her!'

Is that wrong?

grin

KateSMumsnet Cameroon (MNHQ) Wed 13-Feb-13 15:07:34

You know we love all our reports equally.

There are some that do especially raise a smile and make me do my happy dance

But in whatever form they come, we luffs reports.

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