I AM VERY WORRIED, SHOULD I CALL 999?

(141 Posts)
Maryz Thu 07-Feb-13 07:31:48

I'm just worried that something awful has happened to you all.

I mean, I know Julie has just joined, and maybe she has hauled you all off to the pub, but I'm still concerned.

If one of you doesn't appear soon, I'm going to have to assume that there was a Carbon Monoxide leak in Mumsnet Towers and you are all passed out somewhere.

So, if you don't appear by 9 am, I'm calling the emergency services.

CaseyShraeger Thu 07-Feb-13 08:23:38

Can't believe I forgot to call dibs on the gin! OK, can I have the biscuits?

CaseyShraeger Thu 07-Feb-13 08:28:56

blondieminx beat me to it on the other thread, but I bet that actually they've all been locked in a heated debate all night over the deletion message to use. Currently Helen is mounting an impassioned defence of her preferred option against valiant rearguard action from Rebecca and Olivia.

sillymillyb Thu 07-Feb-13 08:29:05

ahhh don't worry, I'll share the gin best not ask saggy to share Darren though shock

LesBOFerables Thu 07-Feb-13 08:30:59

I think that they might stop being funny if they think we are goading them [ssaaad]

sittinginthesun Thu 07-Feb-13 08:31:49

Didn't Helen say she was going off with Big Dave last night...?

SaggyOldClothCatpuss Thu 07-Feb-13 08:46:12

Maybe they are all out swinging?...

HecateWhoopass Thu 07-Feb-13 08:53:12

Thank you very much for that mental picture, Saggy. grin

DeepRedBetty Thu 07-Feb-13 08:57:35

Damn someone got to the [gin] before me. Still I believe there's some decent wine in Justine's private lair, I'll snaffle look after it shall I?

SayCoolNowSayWhip Thu 07-Feb-13 08:58:22

So..... HOW many threads about threads now? That delete button is going to be worn out!

Dawndonna Thu 07-Feb-13 09:02:39

Oh bugger, I don't have anything I desperately want to say!

Sirzy Thu 07-Feb-13 09:03:54

Well its gone 9, does that mean the take over has begun?

DeepRedBetty Thu 07-Feb-13 09:04:20

I make it four, SayCool

HecateWhoopass Thu 07-Feb-13 09:07:07

Yes. MN is ours.

Maryz Thu 07-Feb-13 09:08:37

Ok, it's after 9.

How about we all go and start bunfights all over the place and see if they reappear? Otherwise, is there anyone in London near enough who could pop over and check before we call in the big guns?

I'm in.

<cracks knuckles>

SayCoolNowSayWhip Thu 07-Feb-13 09:09:38

Thanks Betty smile

Maybe MNHQ are waiting to see if there's a record for how many threads about a thread there are?

Then of course they have to think up awesomely funny deletion messages for all of them.

Poor bunnies..... wink

Fenton Thu 07-Feb-13 09:11:39

There are code words which set off the bat phone aren't there?

Let's try...

Mitmoo

Disingenuous

Bully

Goad

ROYALTY..

?

Which emergency service would they appreciate most do you think? Shall we send some burly firemen?

ripsishere Thu 07-Feb-13 09:13:07

I never even thought of being contentious over night. I am eight whole hours ahead of the UK. Getting pissed off when I think of the fun I could have had.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Thu 07-Feb-13 09:13:53

Gina Ford

Class debate - benefit scrounging etc

Sirzy Thu 07-Feb-13 09:14:44

Shall we send some burly firemen?

hmm, do we want to be seen as rewarding them for their neglect of duties?

Maryz Thu 07-Feb-13 09:16:47

Oh, yes here we go

DeepRedBetty Thu 07-Feb-13 09:17:09

The burly firemen might not make it out in one piece.

LtEveDallas Thu 07-Feb-13 09:17:23

I'm considering copying morningpapers SWMNBN quote in full....If that doesn't get them moving, nothing will.

(Hec, can I be Armed Forces Minister?)

ThedementedPenguin Thu 07-Feb-13 09:17:28

No sign yet?

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