Mumsnet Talk

"OP was here purely to inflame and goad"

Ain't that the truth.

I've just seen my first 'made me snort' deletion message.

"Thread about a fecking thread."

Mumsnet, you rock!

Zombie You didn't miss much.

Yeah it was.

Was that the horrible one started in baby names, about the recent spambots? Called them 'retards'.

Eh?

That'll teach Zombie to go wash her hair.

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We don't like to delete any kind of criticism of HQ but we are deleting this thread as the title broke our talk guidelines. Please be assured we are very much on the spam problem. Happy Sunday *

The latest. Feeling really bad for MN just now, they're doing their best.

Saw this today, not sure what was going on...

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This thread has been deleted by MNHQ for breaking our Talk Guidelines.
Message from MNHQ: Spam, spam, spam and chips (bit of a monty python thing going on here).

I missed that one!!

This was a thread about a thread, in the wrong section and contained a variety of personal attacks.

Thread deleted
Message from MNHQ: <ahem>

God, I love it.

Wish I had been around to see the thread though, clicked on it and just got the deletion message.

<stands and applauds Olivia>

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It's hard to find a humourous way,
To make the thread deletion message say:
This thread went poof cos it was started
By a poster with whom we have deliberately parted
You shouldn't put pressure on Mumsnet Towers
Being funny on demand makes it take hours!

I forget! (I know it wouldn't have been cakes, as I'm too much of a low carber ...)

ooh, I thought it was you.
now i feel awful because I can't remember who did.

You bought a pressie for DD

nickel - whilst I'd love to bask in praise, sad to say it wasn't me that brought cakes!

You'd only be raising MNHQ's expectations unnecessarily high

I've met BIWI too - she brings cakes

Christ, I missed it actually being deleted. DS woke up.

Here's the message though:

Message from MNHQ: We could explain why, but it would just take too long. So, on this occasion, we're just going to say that the hair hand of troll has paid us a visit and leave it at that.

Ahem, I may have aided in the last deletion and the hairy deletion post is spot on.

Woo hoo!

Party time

We will all bring [gin].

And sleeping bags.

We will have a party.

Zombie's key fob reads "Expensive and worth it", so nyer, Maryz.

Yes, Rebecca, as much [gin] as you would like.