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Yes, but I'm worth it <channels that one from Girls Aloud whose name she can't remember>

Zombie's key fob reads "Expensive and worth it", so nyer, Maryz.

Yes, Rebecca, as much [gin] as you would like.

We will all bring [gin].

And sleeping bags.

We will have a party.

Woo hoo!

Party time

Ahem, I may have aided in the last deletion and the hairy deletion post is spot on.

Christ, I missed it actually being deleted. DS woke up.

Here's the message though:

Message from MNHQ: We could explain why, but it would just take too long. So, on this occasion, we're just going to say that the hair hand of troll has paid us a visit and leave it at that.

I've met BIWI too - she brings cakes

nickel - whilst I'd love to bask in praise, sad to say it wasn't me that brought cakes!

You'd only be raising MNHQ's expectations unnecessarily high

ooh, I thought it was you.
now i feel awful because I can't remember who did.

You bought a pressie for DD

I forget! (I know it wouldn't have been cakes, as I'm too much of a low carber ...)

<stands and applauds Olivia>

Thread deleted
It's hard to find a humourous way,
To make the thread deletion message say:
This thread went poof cos it was started
By a poster with whom we have deliberately parted
You shouldn't put pressure on Mumsnet Towers
Being funny on demand makes it take hours!

God, I love it.

Wish I had been around to see the thread though, clicked on it and just got the deletion message.

Thread deleted
Message from MNHQ: <ahem>

This was a thread about a thread, in the wrong section and contained a variety of personal attacks.

I missed that one!!

Saw this today, not sure what was going on...

Thread deleted
This thread has been deleted by MNHQ for breaking our Talk Guidelines.
Message from MNHQ: Spam, spam, spam and chips (bit of a monty python thing going on here).

*Thread deleted
We don't like to delete any kind of criticism of HQ but we are deleting this thread as the title broke our talk guidelines. Please be assured we are very much on the spam problem. Happy Sunday *

The latest. Feeling really bad for MN just now, they're doing their best.

Eh?

That'll teach Zombie to go wash her hair.

Was that the horrible one started in baby names, about the recent spambots? Called them 'retards'.

Yeah it was.

Zombie You didn't miss much.

I've just seen my first 'made me snort' deletion message.

"Thread about a fecking thread."

Mumsnet, you rock!