Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

(364 Posts)

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? wink

<<offers arns>>

confuddledDOTcom Sat 08-Dec-12 23:50:42

Give him chance, it's only been 9 days since he ran away, Helen is probably still trying to coax him out of the cupboard he's hiding in.

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune Sat 08-Dec-12 17:10:40

Maybe he is too new to have board privileges.

TeeElfOnTeeShelf Sat 08-Dec-12 17:03:59

He's never posted on the thread, has he? Do you think we scare him?

SledYuleCated Sat 08-Dec-12 17:01:02

WHAT?! Why? S'not faaaaaair, I want one sad

TeeElfOnTeeShelf Sat 08-Dec-12 16:22:11

gasp I just got an email from Luke.

::swoons::

TeeElfOnTeeShelf Sat 08-Dec-12 11:43:57

So do I. grin

TheSecretSantaDNCOP Sat 08-Dec-12 11:17:11

Yeah. If my mum had put one in my room it would've tasted the business end of a cricket bat!

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune Sat 08-Dec-12 11:13:51

Tee I think your name is clever but I also think Elves on Shelves are creepy bastarding things.

TeeElfOnTeeShelf Sat 08-Dec-12 10:57:03

grin

TheSecretSantaDNCOP Sat 08-Dec-12 10:44:52

You did Tee and I luffs you and your creepy name too grin

He Tees you when you're sleeping...

TeeElfOnTeeShelf Sat 08-Dec-12 10:43:29

I told you the other day I loved your name!!

HAURMPH

TheSecretSantaDNCOP Sat 08-Dec-12 10:41:43

Cheers Trills
It's nice to get some validation from someone grin

<stares daggers at MNHQ>

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune Sat 08-Dec-12 10:39:09

I love the name TheSecretSantaDNCOP!

confuddledDOTcom Sat 08-Dec-12 08:59:01

And people were complaining they didn't know Luke worked for MumsNet!

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Fri 07-Dec-12 16:00:12

Of course not, Secret. He REALLY REALLY loves them.

<borrows God's Deputy badge>

TheSecretSantaDNCOP Fri 07-Dec-12 15:59:15

Yep. Omnipresent and omnipotent, but doesn't answer questions.

<humph>

SledYuleCated Fri 07-Dec-12 15:57:32

Bloody hell, GodMumsnet? <faints>

TheSecretSantaDNCOP Fri 07-Dec-12 14:14:37

GodMumsnet!

I need to ask your omnipotence a question if I may so humbly petition you?

Does peter Andre really love his kids?

GodMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 07-Dec-12 14:10:03

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on grin

grin TSSDNCOP

TrillsCarolsOutOfTune Fri 07-Dec-12 14:03:49

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on grin

IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 07-Dec-12 12:47:54

<wanders in, looks around>

I haven't been trained for this...

<wanders out again>

EmpressOfTheNorthPole Mon 03-Dec-12 08:19:00

grin
<wraps Sled in warm fluffy fleece, throws over shoulder and runs to Puddle

Don't think of it as being held hostage. Think of it as being an honoured guest. We'll give you breakfast and everything.

SledYuleCated Mon 03-Dec-12 07:43:22

If you're going to kidnap me can you link me to where I'm to be gel hostage? <lazy>

EmpressOfTheNorthPole Mon 03-Dec-12 02:22:43

I wouldn't worry, Shaky. If MNHQ were going to ban people for harrassment, they'd have banned me when I set the zombies on them.

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone Mon 03-Dec-12 00:05:29

I have just reported myself again. I'm dead I tell ya!

If you don't hear from me again it's because I have been banned by MNHQ for harassment sad

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