Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

(364 Posts)

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? wink

<<offers arns>>

HullyEastergully Fri 30-Nov-12 11:37:49

Do you like boiled eggs at all, Luke?

Does he have Cool Hands?

SillyBeardyDudeyman Fri 30-Nov-12 11:46:12

I heard that he has to work for MNHQ because he got caught drunkenly removing the tops of parking meters...

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 30-Nov-12 11:49:58

YankTeeDoodleDanTee

Does he have Cool Hands?

Ice Cold. Especially on the ban button...

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 30-Nov-12 11:51:05

Anyway <changes subject> why isn't there a nice welcoming thread about NewKateMumsnet?

She's very lovely and may well be sulking because Luke's getting all the attention

weegiemum Argentina Fri 30-Nov-12 11:52:07

I keep getting kind of suggestive texts from a guy called Luke who seems to think I'm called Amy (I'm not).

Hope he's not lukemumsnet, or I'll be complaining!

SillyBeardyDudeyman Fri 30-Nov-12 11:53:36

Hello NewKate! Are you here for community service too? grin

YouScroogeYouLose Fri 30-Nov-12 11:57:12

Hmmm neither of them are daring to show themselves....

Too much gin during their initiations?

CaroleService Fri 30-Nov-12 11:59:10

Photo?

They waste the gin on newcomers?!

YouScroogeYouLose Fri 30-Nov-12 12:00:25

I think they made to bring their own.

unless they have been locked up for stealing it which is why they have not appeared

BookieMonster Fri 30-Nov-12 12:00:27

Not enough gin, I think.

SillyBeardyDudeyman Fri 30-Nov-12 12:01:34

Can we tease them out of hiding by tying a gin miniature onto some string and pulling it along the floor?

<fetches string>

HullyEastergully Fri 30-Nov-12 12:01:37

<perks up> Is Kate a goer?

YouScroogeYouLose Fri 30-Nov-12 12:01:57

< offers gin > come out come out wherever you are......

SillyBeardyDudeyman Fri 30-Nov-12 12:02:34

Hully! shock

BookieMonster Fri 30-Nov-12 12:03:00

Let's get the miniatures and find out, Hully!

I didn't know of NewKate! Hello NewKate!

Excuse our ignoring you. It's because Luke is a boy and we aren't used to boys!!!

::awaits comments regarding Beardy et al::

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Fri 30-Nov-12 12:03:57

You have two new employees and they're both too scared to come out of the cupboard?

A likely story...

<sings the K I S S I N G song>

BookieMonster Fri 30-Nov-12 12:07:20

Have we had a MNHQ wedding yet, a la Scott and Charlene?

SillyBeardyDudeyman Fri 30-Nov-12 12:07:37

Tee I'm not a boy, I'm a ruggedly manly man. With a beard and everything!

Gin and kissing?! Cor this is getting better by the minute grin

NewKateMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 30-Nov-12 12:17:38

oh really...all this fuss...I'm so shy oh they've noticed me yay yay yay

HullyEastergully Fri 30-Nov-12 12:19:01

Hi Kate!

Do you go at all?

YouScroogeYouLose Fri 30-Nov-12 12:19:03

Shy? What's that when it's at home?

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