Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

(364 Posts)

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? wink

<<offers arns>>

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 20:50:33

<<<<<< removes wolf costume >>>>>>. Full moon practice session over for tonight....

PavlovtheCat Thu 29-Nov-12 20:51:15

He is the Mystery Engine.

SecretNutellaFix Thu 29-Nov-12 20:51:27

So, what do I do with the chain I've got in my kitchen drawer then Honey?

Well, if you have to ask, Nutella....

SecretNutellaFix Thu 29-Nov-12 20:57:36

Ah, you want to borrow it then Tee?grin

Well....um.....

grin

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 29-Nov-12 21:06:15

whaaaaaaa? a man MN? The world has gone kerayzeee

But people......
What we should be asking is WHY WAS HE EMAILING CHAOS?

What? She's getting to update the spreadsheet?

<<raises eyebrow in a knowimg and comely fashion>>

BluelightsAndSirens Thu 29-Nov-12 21:43:19

Has Luke received his introduction to Google training yet?

<head tilt>

Skips off to find the brain bleach in anticipation.

HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 21:47:38

Spam. They always put newbies on spam report duty.

IvanaNap Thu 29-Nov-12 21:48:44

Pavlov grin the secret in the hills...

PavlovtheCat Thu 29-Nov-12 22:17:24

I do apologise. It's on the brain, what with it being DS' 3rd birthday yesterday grin. I am thankful it is not him, as that character is fucking annoying.

HullyEastergully Fri 30-Nov-12 09:48:53

Well helllllllllllllo

fresh meat

nom nom

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 30-Nov-12 10:21:27

HullyEastergully

Well helllllllllllllo

fresh meat

nom nom

Now now...

BookieMonster Fri 30-Nov-12 10:26:05

Did Luke's Welcome To Mumsnet pack come with pepper spray and a taser?

HullyEastergully Fri 30-Nov-12 10:27:47

I'm still so bruised after Little Daz's cruel deception that Luke will have to try very hard to win my tender heart.

Booze helps, Luke. I like a nice red.

BookieMonster Fri 30-Nov-12 10:31:01

I can't believe MNHQ would launch a poor, wee boy out on the board with no way to defend himself. That's bad parenting right there.

HullyEastergully Fri 30-Nov-12 10:33:32

When Pattikins started he came out to play for a bit but Pinot frightened him off and he went to hide in the loo with that cruel Daz.

OhComeAllYeZombies Fri 30-Nov-12 10:38:44

Does Luke like Zombies?

Zombie will be happy to take him under her wing until he's settled in.

<<Wing? Wing? Where the heck did the wing come from??>>

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 30-Nov-12 11:15:42

BookieMonster

Did Luke's Welcome To Mumsnet pack come with pepper spray and a taser?

No, but he did ask if he needed to bring a flak jacket <worried>

HullyEastergully Fri 30-Nov-12 11:24:58

Tell him to slip into something more comfortable and pop out to say hello.

Zombie, I forgot to tell you; an arm fell off in your sleep so I replaced it with a wing. I think it suits.

Is Luke going to brave the boards soon?

Fiderer Fri 30-Nov-12 11:34:42

My mum would get out the Holy Water for him. I could run the tap and hope for the best?

SillyBeardyDudeyman Fri 30-Nov-12 11:37:01

Luke, dude. Be cool. Ice cool...

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