Apols from MNHQ but our system's playing up and there may be some delay in responding to your Reports today

(42 Posts)
HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 21-Nov-12 12:11:50

Hello.

We just wanted to let you all know that we're having trouble with one of our systems this morning, and that means there may well be some delay in responding to your Reports.

We're so sorry. We're doing all we can to sort things as quickly as possible.

<kicks everything, twice>

LadyBeagle Wed 21-Nov-12 12:23:05

You shouldn't have told us that Helen.
<Predicts a huge increase in dodgy threads>
Mitmoo to you grin.

BRANdishingMistletoe Wed 21-Nov-12 12:26:10

So does this mean we can say very naughty things knowing that there will be plenty of time for everyone to see them? wink

OliviaMumsnet is a total cow because her car is very nearly as cute as mine. It's totally her fault that I occasionally wonder if I should have bought a yellow one like hers instead of a cream one. I'll be over any day now to steal her car sort her out and she'll be sorry. (There you go, personal attack, implication that I know where she lives and a direct thread of violence. grin)

GrimAndHumourless Wed 21-Nov-12 12:29:44

Oh NOES

Lolo at Mitmoo to you and at BRAN's post too

SoupDragon Wed 21-Nov-12 12:30:35

Has DarrenTech forgotten to feed the hamsters powering the systems again?

ThePathanKhansWitch Wed 21-Nov-12 12:32:32

Have you tied poor tech up again?

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 21-Nov-12 12:43:16

LadyBeagle

You shouldn't have told us that Helen.
<Predicts a huge increase in dodgy threads>
Mitmoo to you grin.

Don't you DARE! <super stern face>

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 21-Nov-12 12:44:05

BRANdishingMistletoe

So does this mean we can say very naughty things knowing that there will be plenty of time for everyone to see them? wink

OliviaMumsnet is a total cow because her car is very nearly as cute as mine. It's totally her fault that I occasionally wonder if I should have bought a yellow one like hers instead of a cream one. I'll be over any day now to steal her car sort her out and she'll be sorry. (There you go, personal attack, implication that I know where she lives and a direct thread of violence. grin)

No, we still have super-tip-top-functioning access to the delete button...

mignonette Wed 21-Nov-12 13:28:33

Which appears not to be working too.....wink

coppertop Wed 21-Nov-12 14:04:53

It's a mutiny over having to grow moustaches for Movember.

Patrickmumsnet is leading a revolt after the comments about his brave attempts to grow more than a couple of hairs.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 21-Nov-12 14:16:46

coppertop

It's a mutiny over having to grow moustaches for Movember.

Patrickmumsnet is leading a revolt after the comments about his brave attempts to grow more than a couple of hairs.

You could be right - hadn't thought of that. <offers Patrick manly tankard of gin>

mignonette Wed 21-Nov-12 14:23:54

Patricksmum is lucky. I feel like I am being assaulted by an over enthusiastic shoe brush whenever DH looms over me for a kiss. Roll on December.

HoneyDragon Wed 21-Nov-12 14:32:57

So how long do you anticipate this delay to be?

<<starts rallying troops>>

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 21-Nov-12 14:35:43

Rallying troops to do what exactly? <wary>

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Wed 21-Nov-12 14:37:43

<reports for duty>

HecatePropylaea Wed 21-Nov-12 14:37:54

We finally broke MN.

It was inevitable.

<<Takes Honey's shilling>>

BrainSurgeon Wed 21-Nov-12 14:42:59

Reporting for duty too - whazzup?

mignonette Wed 21-Nov-12 14:45:15

MaryZ
Hecate
Saggy
Brain

If you want some field action you could come hold down DH while I shave off his Movember.....Before the darned thing exfoliates my face down to the skullbone

mignonette Wed 21-Nov-12 14:45:51

And Honey too. didn't see you hiding 'up' there...

FlyOverTheMistletoe Wed 21-Nov-12 14:46:10

I thought everyone at MNHQ already had a moustash grin

Mignonette can I suggest that you get DH to direct his Movember offering somewhere south of your face? wink I can heartily recommend this course of action!

mignonette Wed 21-Nov-12 14:52:28

Saggy

He's been banned from there until it has gone, gone, gone....!

Well dont say that I didnt recommend it! grin

BrainSurgeon Wed 21-Nov-12 14:55:01

<confused by where this is going>

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