Mumsnet Talk

BOF I don't know who these people are so how could I provoke them?!? I don't carry grudges across the boards and I only tend to remember the people I like chatting with or who amuse me!

Pan it's the one to watch list, and yeah you're probably keeping me company on it

It's the posters on repeated warnings and tickings-off, Pan. If you get deleted a lot, and HQ have to spend a lot of time on wrist-slapping emails, it's safe to say you're on the One To Watch list, and maybe need to modify how you post etc. if you don't want to find yourself myseriously logged out one day. But if that doesn't apply, then no, I wouldn't have thought you are.

Ta Daddyman - but that just feeds into my already-problematic exhibitionist fantasy! Such crosses we bear.

I don't know what you've said, Beardy- but I'm sure HQ will explain if you email them.

yawn

thanks BOF - but yes, such threads as these just get HQ needlessly ticked off a bit prob.
Mail them and suggest this one is zapped as well? I see tears before bedtime.

ooops, sorry. wrong thread

Maybe not BlameItOnTheCuervHoHoHo ....

Late night cuevo? Go have a lie down.

Oh shit there's a otw list! No one told me. <grumpy> well I'm on there I guess

I don't intend to tick anyone off, I'm just curious! And I don't like trying to email on my phone, it's a [insert personal attack on phone here].

As far as I'm concerned this is a nice friendly chat between the lovely Rowan who always says hello nicely, and myself. And then you vultures come circling around to check for corpses!

I doubt I'm on the one to watch list.

I'm too good and well behaved to be on it.

<polishes MNHQ prefect badge>

I decline to respond to you sp on the grounds that my answer may be deleted...

If you don't want to attract vultures, don't leave a corpse in the middle of the road

If this helps, your goading post will have been removed for it's shit-stirring potential, as will this one.

I never goad. I cha-cha, I samba, and I'll even tango, but I never goad!

What is it your trying to say daddy

I'm Helen and Olivias favourite. They even share their gin with me.

eh?

Rowan is always super-polite, even to dickheads. It's kind of her trademark. MNHQ have special training sessions in grace under fire. I think they should roll them out across the whole site; either that, or give me the Hide Poster button .

No to the hide poster button! No one would ever read my posts again!

BOF, god, I always hated the idea of hide poster. I have ranted about it and opposed it at every turn. lately, I have come round to the idea. now, I would fucking love to be able to hide certain posters. my life would be so much happier and less stressful.

it would be good for my health.

We would beardy but only to find next sweary thread

No one would speak to me either. They would all be hiding SPsFanjo

I got deleted for homophobia recently. Hoh yes, big ol homophobe me. Even tho I pointed out ON THE THREAD that I was being satirical and why...

hth, Beardy

Rowan is a very nicely brought-up lady. She would never be rude.