SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

(261 Posts)

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

YouSmegHead Sat 29-Sep-12 22:40:46

Do we have anyone teccy who can change one of the smileys to Rude ones?

I say we find the Lost Threads of Chat room and rescue some. I mourn their passing.

Aaaah I see Chaos.

Can you change all of the desktop backgrounds to be piccies of GF?

I'm pretty sure that at least one of them has the password Gr3ggs5au5ageR0ll

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:42:18

Why thanks. It was gifted to me by another (now seemingly departed MNer)

I save it for special occasions.

I have a flowery fuck off too. I feel all spesh on the inside when I post it where it's deserved

Messing with the AIBU warning at the top could be quite fun.

Ie...This is a fight club grin

YouSmegHead Sat 29-Sep-12 22:42:21

Val so didn't get that, had to turn my phone round grin

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 22:42:59

I see I'm late, but I have the prawns and the sewing kit for the curtains.

Anyone lend a hand?

Now we also would like icons for dragon to be full time (MIL threads), and we need icons of 'pants on fire'

YouSmegHead Sat 29-Sep-12 22:44:07

What about the spreadsheet,, they must have it somewhere.

ChristmasKate Sat 29-Sep-12 22:44:33

I have stink bombs and whoopi cushions.

Tee, you still around?

Could you sort out the font size of the bolded words while you're here?

They cba.

It distrubs me.

Oops, sorry, and a QUOTE FUNCTION.
I am going to break into tech's shed. Can somebody please hold my WKD?

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 22:45:56

<holds WKD>

<takes a swig>

I have found the key to Justine's SECRET cupboard. She we peep?

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:47:12

You won't be able to unsee it once you peep, Norks. Don't do it....

I'm going to give myself powers to tidy Aibu.
And do some tweeting.

ProphetOfDoom Sat 29-Sep-12 22:47:29

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Ooooh look - I've found Matron's ciggies and her bottle of Bombay Sapphire.

Don't forget the Fun Snaps (under toilet seats)......

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:48:17

oooh - real gin

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:48:43

Could we ban them, like they do with trolls?

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 22:49:15

Just change one letter in their passwords.

Oooh, can we let ALL the trolls out of the dungeon?

SecretNutellaFix Sat 29-Sep-12 22:50:18

Oi, I've found the shaving kit!

I knew they were a bunch of hairy handed truckers, but to find actual evidence!

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:50:21

Actually, just change one letter in their logins - they'd take ages to notice!

Can someone sit on Norks?

NO QUOTE FUNCTION.

[grr]

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